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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:16 PM
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/yea rs/2009/0327092sham1.html
Shamwow guy punches a prostitute. MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.
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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:19 PM
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I thought his name was Vince Offer and an ex-scientologist. Then again this is pretty damn funny, you would never expect him to be buying sex.
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Bonk, I suppose.
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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:20 PM
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That's hilarious lol, I can't wait for the news report on this. When Commercial Guys Go Bad. Good for him. Now Bill Mayes should do something illegal. For the love of God, please.
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She obviously hated his nuts.
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Holy shit. The prostitute whacking makes perfect sense, but this picture makes it hard to believe he could be a successful saleman.
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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:22 PM
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I bought a box of Sham Wows today :3
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That's awesome.
Now that's a way to get publicity for a product!
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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:29 PM
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He's cute.
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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:53 PM
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Did he start doing meth?? Holy shit he looks like he's fucking 60
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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:56 PM
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"Mr. Offer, what is your defense?"
"THAT HOOKER WAS A FRIGGIN' SPY!"
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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:57 PM
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Wow, I'm surprised he couldn't pitchman his way out of it his way out of being arrested.
"Look, look at this, you arrest me, you gonna have a boring life, let me keep hitting hookers, its gonna be interesting."
I guess Billy Mayes remains king, Vince gave him a good scare though, I am sure.
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At 3/27/09 05:20 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's hilarious lol, I can't wait for the news report on this. When Commercial Guys Go Bad. Good for him. Now Bill Mayes should do something illegal. For the love of God, please.
Billy Mays can get away with anything. theres no catching him
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At 3/27/09 05:19 PM, the-dz wrote: Bonk, I suppose.
Beat me to it.
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At 3/27/09 05:29 PM, White-Order wrote: He's cute.
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At 3/27/09 06:00 PM, scetch00 wrote: At 3/27/09 05:19 PM, the-dz wrote: Bonk, I suppose.Beat me to it.
That was un-fucking-canny.
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I guess the prostitute didn't love his nuts, after all.
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Posted at: 3/27/09 06:07 PM
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it practically sells itself!
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Posted at: 3/27/09 06:09 PM
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He tried to slap chop her, because she didn't toss his boring salad.
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Whoa why the fuck does he look so different. No way that's makeup that changed his face, it's like... he's suddenly 60.
Another small celebrity that uses heavy drugs and smacks whores with their large paychecks, i assume.
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At 3/27/09 06:07 PM, Edufish9 wrote: At 3/27/09 05:29 PM, White-Order wrote: He's cute.it practically sells itself!
Hell, I would buy him!
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Posted at: 3/27/09 06:22 PM
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so..
he had a stroke.. he's made one of the worst movies of all time he resorts to doing tv ads for money and now he gets arrested for assault..
poor guy :(
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Posted at: 3/27/09 06:37 PM
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jesus christ! looks like he won't be on tv anytime soon...
atleast not on commercials, he looks like a pedophile
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Posted at: 3/27/09 06:40 PM
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At 3/27/09 05:19 PM, SCTE3 wrote: you would never expect him to be buying sex.
I would. Just look at that face.
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At 3/27/09 05:20 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: She obviously hated his nuts.
Goddamn it. That was the first thing that came to my mind once I read this. Regardless, bravo sir.
Also, that mugshot looks pretty horrible. Then again, who's had a mugshot that made them look better than normal?
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He's got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one.
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I loved her Vince... I loved her...
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Billy Mayes should beat the crap out of his coke dealer now.
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