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A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:21:23 Reply

Mich. baseball park to offer 4,800-calorie burgers

I want that "special" t-shirt for eating that thing!


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:24:13 Reply

Outch! Fat America ahoy!


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:24:38 Reply

that really shouldnt be encouraged.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:24:41 Reply

You've got to wonder why.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:25:20 Reply

Only America could make such a stupid thing.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:26:14 Reply

Man that shit's baby food.How about a 10,000 calorie to start me of.then maybe i could eat that puny excuse for a burger.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:27:59 Reply

At 3/26/09 11:24 AM, Ejit wrote: Okay, that's a good thing why? Why do people think it's awesome to eat huge quantities of food nowadays?

Yeah i was being sarcastic... I find it humorous that they not only OFFER food like that but the fact that you are "rewarded" with a t shirt for finishing the thing. How could anyone actually want to eat something like that?


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:28:49 Reply

is this still going on!? if it is how much longer is this burger around? I have to eat it!

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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:28:26 Reply

Why is America obsessed with bigger and unhealthier foods? It's like they want to become overweight unintelligent patriotic idiots.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:29:28 Reply

"The $20 burger will feature a sesame-seed bun made from a pound of dough, five 1/3-pound beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips."

YUM!!!!


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:29:35 Reply

that burger is only $20?

maaaaaaaaann thats some low-quality food right there.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:29:54 Reply

Fucking hell, that just looks disgusting.

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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:35:56 Reply

In glasgow there's a van that seels summat called a "Scooby Snack". It's the best thing in the world for late night drunk food. It has a beefburger, bacon, sausage, egg, potato scone and cheese....

My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:40:41 Reply

At 3/26/09 11:29 AM, Shreddy wrote: that burger is only $20?

maaaaaaaaann thats some low-quality food right there.

That's what I was thinking.

I hope someone dies eating that and then they all realise what a stupid idea it was.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:42:13 Reply

well that looks disgusting...

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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:42:15 Reply

At 3/26/09 11:40 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I hope someone dies eating that and then they all realise what a stupid idea it was.

im not hoping for death, but them getting sued for it would be beautiful


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:43:43 Reply

It looks like it once had potential to be a burger, but was later raped and jizzed in by a pack of wild horses.

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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:47:37 Reply

At 3/26/09 11:21 AM, ForNoReason wrote:

I want that "special" t-shirt for eating that thing!

I'm on a crash-diet right now.

If you gave me that thing, I'd eat the fucking shirt too.

Looks DAMNED satisfying...and no, I don't care if it almost doubles the male need for calories per day.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 11:51:29 Reply

I just can't believe there can be something like a 4,800-calorie burger!!! I wonder what it is made of.

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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:23:22 Reply

My burger is bigger than yours, your argument is invalid.

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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:25:45 Reply

That's nothing, there's a resteraunt that makes a "Heart Attack Burger" which is 8000 calories! Sorry, no pic.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:27:46 Reply

At 3/26/09 12:23 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: My burger is bigger than yours, your argument is invalid.

did they even bother to shred up the lettuce?


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:30:50 Reply

At 3/26/09 12:27 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/26/09 12:23 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: My burger is bigger than yours, your argument is invalid.
did they even bother to shred up the lettuce?

Nope, those are entire heads of it just stuffed under the patty.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:30:52 Reply

Ugh, they put salsa on it? vegetables are gross, what a waste.

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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:31:29 Reply

I love it how other country's are advancing in technology so fast, but not us. No, we advance in freaking making us fatter and advance in calories rape-age.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:37:06 Reply

i would have a heart failure trying to get all that in my body


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:37:34 Reply

At 3/26/09 12:30 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:
At 3/26/09 12:27 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/26/09 12:23 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: My burger is bigger than yours, your argument is invalid.
did they even bother to shred up the lettuce?
Nope, those are entire heads of it just stuffed under the patty.

And I love the whole onions on it! That will be delicious, biting into an entire freakin onion!


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:40:20 Reply

I can't even eat a quarter of that. :(


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:40:53 Reply

At 3/26/09 12:23 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: My burger is bigger than yours, your argument is invalid.

what a horrendous waste of food :|

arghh, shit like that really does piss me off.


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Response to A 4,800-calorie Burger?! Hell Yeah! 2009-03-26 12:43:36 Reply

At 3/26/09 12:40 PM, Shreddy wrote:
arghh, shit like that really does piss me off.

Sure does.

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