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Posted at: 3/25/09 02:50 AM
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I open a fortune cookie today and inside there was nothing... I didn't get a fortune.
What does that mean?
Posted at: 3/25/09 02:52 AM
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Don't worry. You don't have longer to do so anyway.
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Posted at: 3/25/09 02:53 AM
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The child typists in the back were on brake.
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Posted at: 3/25/09 02:54 AM
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just means you got a empty fortune cookie
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Sometimes you don't get a fortune. It happens on occasion, so it's no big deal. You should worry about Gypsies, btw, and not fortune cookies.
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You shoulda tried to get a full refund for your meal.
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Posted at: 3/25/09 02:59 AM
All I know is: I went on a bike ride, my petal broke and I had to have a friend pick me up.
You think maybe that was part of the fortune?
I spent all day fixing up that bike too... Fucking petal.
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:00 AM
At 3/25/09 02:59 AM, spite-skater wrote: All I know is: I went on a bike ride, my petal broke and I had to have a friend pick me up. You think maybe that was part of the fortune? I spent all day fixing up that bike too... Fucking petal.
Well there's your problem, you can't ride a bike with plant parts.
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the people making them were slacking off maybe
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Posted at: 3/25/09 03:04 AM
At 3/25/09 03:00 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: At 3/25/09 02:59 AM, spite-skater wrote: All I know is: I went on a bike ride, my petal broke and I had to have a friend pick me up. You think maybe that was part of the fortune? I spent all day fixing up that bike too... Fucking petal.Well there's your problem, you can't ride a bike with plant parts.
That's the 3rd time tonight I've spelled pedal wrong. Would you be surprised if I pronounce it wrong too? ;)
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:06 AM
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At 3/25/09 02:59 AM, spite-skater wrote:
You spelled it right... assuming this is your bicycle...
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Posted at: 3/25/09 03:12 AM
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It means that you will die soon. I'm sorry I had to break it to you.
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:13 AM
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Your going to die in a few days.
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you only get a fortune if your aura is fab yay I got 50,000 xp points!
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:17 AM
At 3/25/09 03:06 AM, tormented-soul wrote: At 3/25/09 02:59 AM, spite-skater wrote: That's the 3rd time tonight I've spelled pedal wrong. Would you be surprised if I pronounce it wrong too? ;)You spelled it right... assuming this is your bicycle...
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Posted at: 3/25/09 03:21 AM
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I opened up a fortune cookie and got a small child once.
I'm not going back to that restaurant. :(
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:24 AM
At 3/25/09 03:21 AM, TexMonkey wrote: I opened up a fortune cookie and got a small child once. I'm not going back to that restaurant. :(
LMAO
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:26 AM
At 3/25/09 03:24 AM, tormented-soul wrote: At 3/25/09 03:21 AM, TexMonkey wrote: I opened up a fortune cookie and got a small child once. I'm not going back to that restaurant. :(LMAO
I hope you returned it, or if you kept it, trained it into a housecleaning device. They can get under the frisge and clean the build up, it's better than owning a Roomba!
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:34 AM
At 3/25/09 03:26 AM, Podburrys wrote: I hope you returned it, or if you kept it, trained it into a housecleaning device. They can get under the frisge and clean the build up, it's better than owning a Roomba!
Funny you say that, I named him Roomba.
Posted at: 3/25/09 03:42 AM
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At 3/25/09 02:50 AM, spite-skater wrote: I open a fortune cookie today and inside there was nothing... I didn't get a fortune. What does that mean?
Means that you ate your cookie too fast and that you now have paper in your stomach.
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Posted at: 3/25/09 03:49 AM
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Either they couldn't be bothered to put in the paper, they thought you were illiterate so saved you the hassle, they thought you might accidentally eat it as you didn't look capable of being careful. Or they couldn't afford it. There could be many reasons.
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