Forum Topic: most embarrasing boner ever!

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ripoffhitman

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Posted at: 3/27/09 05:49 PM

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At 3/25/09 12:08 AM, commander22 wrote: well a guy in my class once had a boner while he was doing a presentation, in front of the whole class!

That's almost happened to me like once or twice, just think about fat chicks, or stare at one in class. In 5 seconds a fat woman can unarouse any situation, unless you're a chubby chaser.


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Posted at: 3/27/09 06:21 PM

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Lies. Your probably really a male getting of on this and the ironic thing being your hard now.

Or maybe I'm wrong.

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Posted at: 3/27/09 06:38 PM

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At 3/27/09 05:49 PM, ripoffhitman wrote: That's almost happened to me like once or twice, just think about fat chicks, or stare at one in class. In 5 seconds a fat woman can unarouse any situation, unless you're a chubby chaser.

"Men in frocks" works better. Part of the reason I know is 'cause a mate of mine kept using avatars of men in dresses, and I told him to get them out of my face.

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Posted at: 3/27/09 08:46 PM

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At 3/27/09 05:42 PM, katyperryy wrote:
The problem is that she has a nice rack

Oh yeah, 11 year olds be rockin' them Double D's, eh?

You're sick.


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JohnnyDamon

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Posted at: 3/27/09 08:54 PM

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At 3/25/09 12:06 AM, duranduran wrote: Only gay people get boners.

Only 12 year olds post shit like this.

Some Men Are Longer Than Others.

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Posted at: 3/27/09 08:56 PM

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At 3/27/09 05:42 PM, katyperryy wrote: I can relate.

My 11 year old cousin is always flirting with me... I'm 18 btw.

The problem is that she has a nice rack and her dad is not married with my aunt, so legally she's not my cousin, goddamn.

Every time she comes over, I head to the restroom to hide my shame from her.

Haha, reminds me of that uncle Anonymous thing on 4chan.

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jbown345

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Posted at: 3/27/09 08:59 PM

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I always wear a jacket to school. As far as I know, I'm very unnoticed when it comes to boners.

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Posted at: 3/28/09 01:00 AM

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How big is the jacket?

Because mine unfortunately I have to stretch my sweater, it looks unnatural.


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Posted at: 3/28/09 01:29 AM

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Dinner at my girlfriends house...luckily she was the only one that noticed but she was laughing at the table.

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