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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-24 20:26:53 Reply

At 3/24/09 04:35 PM, homor wrote: Token is the Coon, he's in white face.

I was actually expecting him to be Mysterion. What with Coon being a racial slur, I thought it was Token who would get all offended and put on white face paint or a mask or something to out-do Eric.

As for the actual episode, I thought it was great. The first episode of Season 13 was kinda iffy and I wasn't sure if it was a sign as to where the season was going or not, but this episode is one of their best in a long time. :D

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-24 20:31:07 Reply

At 3/24/09 04:09 PM, Elios wrote: Clyde or Stan.

At the end of the Episode, Cartman say "See!? I even said it earlier!"

I'm going with Clyde.

No dude It was Craig I think, it sounded like him and out of all the people he accused him of being, he said it was Craig first if i remember correctly

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-24 23:27:52 Reply

I say it was kenny kraig or clyde

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 00:20:52 Reply

It HAD to have been Man-Bear-Pig.....

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 00:32:29 Reply

WHO IS HE!?!?!?

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 00:33:46 Reply

WHO IS THE COON!?!

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 00:33:54 Reply

It's Clyde because he fell asleep during class, which means he was up all night.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 11:04:38 Reply

Even though it was clearly Clyde, we're probably never going to figure it out, and since Trey Parker is actually a member of this site, NGPro, he's laughing at all of your responses and the fact that this is even being debated.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 11:20:03 Reply

nobody. Mysterion is a seperate character himself... he has no other identity.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 11:22:57 Reply

OH SHIT!!!!!!!! professor chaos is going to blow up a hospital WHERE THE FUCK IS MYSTERION?!?!??!

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 11:23:40 Reply

It's Barry, without a doubt. That guy always stays in the backround and keeps a low profile. He'd be the last person that anyone would suspect of...well, anything.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 11:34:25 Reply

I say he is not a male but is WENDY!!!


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-25 11:36:23 Reply

Mysterion is a character from a very crappy southpark episode.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-26 01:01:31 Reply

its kenny i bet.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-26 01:04:40 Reply

I saw it . lol
the joke is that you don't know.. it's a ... Mystery ! :O

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-26 01:09:55 Reply

At 3/24/09 04:13 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Also, WHO IS THE COON?

Probably Token.

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-26 01:13:04 Reply

At 3/24/09 04:10 PM, Bryan wrote: I missed the episode. :(

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-26 01:14:57 Reply

It's Wendy.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-26 01:19:03 Reply

At 3/25/09 11:20 AM, DroopyA wrote: nobody. Mysterion is a seperate character himself... he has no other identity.

Garrison says at the end that its a kid on his class.

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-03-26 01:49:41 Reply

ha i dont know how they got away with calling cartman "Coon" since its like another word for ni**er.

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-06 23:03:36 Reply

At 3/26/09 01:49 AM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: ha i dont know how they got away with calling cartman "Coon" since its like another word for ni**er.

You can say Ni**er on TV so I don't see why they couldn't say coon,


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-06 23:04:09 Reply

Mysterion is obviously Mr. Garrison.


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-06 23:05:27 Reply

I bet it was the kid with poo on him that has been in the show for like one episode.

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-06 23:09:26 Reply

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-07 09:22:53 Reply

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-07 09:30:05 Reply

hey guys, today i am going to propose an idea that may sound a little weird but in all honesty it is the closest we are going to get to finding out who mysterion is. I would have to say its cartman, i mean doesnt it just sound like him to fuck with the world? he obviously used a cardboard cutout of himself and put it in a mysterion suit!


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-07 09:34:05 Reply

At 3/24/09 08:00 PM, vigilante1111 wrote:
At 3/24/09 04:43 PM, lillefyr wrote: proffesor chaos must be STAN as we all now but still the big question is...
WHO IS ERICS BIOLOGICAL MOTHER?

because everybody that has seen the episodes cartmans mom is a bitc* knows she is cartmans biological dad
Actually, His mother was a Hermaphrodite. She is his Mom and Dad.

Actually although she IS a hermaphrodite she cannot reproduce with herself, so basically she is his dad but his biological mother's identity is unknown. In fact there's a joke at the end of "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" where it asks who his mother is, just like the father joke from the same episode.

/near-obsessive South Park knowledge

Also, I also though it was Clyde, just seemed to make the most sense, although obviously the whol point of the joke is we cannot know for sure.

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-07 09:53:11 Reply

Maybe that's why he's called Mysterion? Because it's like Mystery?

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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-07 09:54:52 Reply

It sounded very much like Clyde, especially in the beginning of the episode.

I also thought that Kyle might pretend to be Mysterion in the end so that real Mysterion would not be caught. Which would be a reference to the movie that was mostly parodied in the episode. Also, it would make the scene at Kyle´s bedroom a bit more meaningful, since Kyle did not appear anymore in the episode after that (if I can remember it well). Even though he should´ve still played a big role.

But I suppose the joke is not to let us know for now. Hopefully we´ll find out in a feature episode =)


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Response to Who the F is Mysterion 2009-04-07 10:05:17 Reply

well it cant be timmy, for obvious reasons, not clyde cuz hes a little douch, not creig cuz he hates making scenes (ex. Pandemic) kenny is dead, i think it couldnt be stan or kyle, cuz they are main characters who couldnt goto jail. hmmmmm maybe a character who isnt featured on the show

jimmy!

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