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Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:19:04 Reply

Aggravate me. I'm not talking about the comebacks to jokes like "your mom" etc, but to arguments.

Comments like "you're opinion doesn't matter to me" or "don't get your panties in a bunch", etc.

When in a debate I get those kinds of comments all the time whether it be online or in real life. The person who says it either has run out of material to prove you wrong, or is just an idiot to begin with.

What's your opinion on shitty comebacks to your well thought out rants?

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:19:50 Reply

I Know you are but what am I?


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:22:10 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:20 AM, Piss wrote: One time I was arguing with my dad and he yelled "I FUCKED YOUR MOM."

I was speechless.

I am still giggling as I write this


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:22:45 Reply

I absolutely hate when people say that i'm on a
bandwagon when i hate something(like Twilight).

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:25:45 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:20 AM, Piss wrote: One time I was arguing with my dad and he yelled "I FUCKED YOUR MOM."

Epic.

One of the lamest ever is the famous: Well, thats only your opinion.

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:37:05 Reply

I hate it when you are in an arguement and the other person says "why are YOU arguing about this it's pathetic" or something along those lines.
ARGH im so angry now!

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:40:04 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:22 AM, Lady-Stardust wrote: I absolutely hate when people say that i'm on a
bandwagon when i hate something(like Twilight)

Yes, and when you point out reasons you hate it,they fucking start calling you a nitpicker


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 05:40:04 Reply

If I wanted a comeback, i'd wipe your moms face off.

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 06:04:09 Reply

How about "Go fuck yourself" or "Shut the fuck up already"
Cause i'd be most likely to say that to you if you were ranting and raving in my face.
Its not a come-back, its called "A Silencer"


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 06:07:42 Reply

I get pissed off when you make an argument, and its clearly has all its points and facts, then it just takes one person to say, "your retarded", or "stfu noob". and then the topics over, and you cant really debate,


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 06:08:38 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:19 AM, YahooAnswers wrote: Comments like "you're opinion doesn't matter to me" or "don't get your panties in a bunch", etc.

When in a debate I get those kinds of comments all the time whether it be online or in real life. The person who says it either has run out of material to prove you wrong, or is just an idiot to begin with.

OR -- your opinion really doesn't matter to them, OR -- you're acting like you have sand in your dried-out vag-hole.

What's your opinion on shitty comebacks to your well thought out rants?

Sometimes we rant endlessly about shit that we think is important to us but in application really isn't... we just feel too good and tall up upon that soapbox to realize it. Sometimes you (+me, +anybody) really DO deserve a kick in the nards to bring the mind back down to planet Earth.

A shitty comeback that has nothing to do with the rant at all is annoying but otherwise ignorable.
A shitty comeback that is on topic but devoid of depth is annoying but still potentially illuminating.
A shitty comeback that is on topic AND has depth... isn't a shitty comeback.


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 07:35:46 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:40 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 3/24/09 05:22 AM, Lady-Stardust wrote: I absolutely hate when people say that i'm on a
bandwagon when i hate something(like Twilight)
Yes, and when you point out reasons you hate it,they fucking start calling you a nitpicker

How about when you say it ruins the stereotypical vampire? Then they say "IT DOESNT MATTER VAMPIRES DONT EXIST!!!!" Plus they're so angry they forget the apostrophes it their contractions.


Well.

Shit.

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 07:55:14 Reply

I think everbody forgot the infamous "no u", no?


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 08:03:47 Reply

Just drop it? I mean it's obvious at that point that they're either not going to argue with yuo further on the subject or they're not going to be very good at it.

BTW: "NO U"


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 08:05:09 Reply

I have a mate that, in an argument, only ever says "so's your face" or "coming from the one". It's really fucking annoying...

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 08:51:00 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:22 AM, Lady-Stardust wrote: I absolutely hate when people say that i'm on a
bandwagon when i hate something(like Twilight).

The thing with that is that often people try to state their opinion far too strongly. Instead of saying "I didn't like that movie all that much." People jump on the movie as if it is utter garbage and the crappiest movie in existence.
It's the same as people saying Miley Cyrus is an ugly tart and Gearge W Bush is a retarded war criminal.

Anyway, I hate it when I'm debating something and we're throwing opinions at eachother and suddenly the other is like "Shut up! You just want to pick up fights with me and get me angry for a shit reason." And "Why don't you just accept that I'm right. You're so stubborn."
They start acting like I'm an arrogant prick who can't give in one inch while 85% of the time I'm just arguing to moderate they're statements. Like for instance someone dumps someone else and they are like "He's the worst person ever!" and I try to reason there are probably 2 sides to the story.


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 09:55:13 Reply

wall ur ghey


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 11:52:59 Reply

Who needs comebacks when you can kick ass!


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 11:56:31 Reply

Yeah well..

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

Bitches got burned.


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 12:00:41 Reply

It's when people insult you after running half way down the road that really make me scratch my head.

"Doya want some, eh?"
"OK, then"
*They run and stop 200 meters away to say...*
"You're well gay, pussy boy. Come get me"

Oh dear.


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 12:45:40 Reply

the best is silence , when there that dump they can't thinks of a come back
or just huff and go in a mood


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 12:50:26 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:19 AM, YahooAnswers wrote: "your mom"

More like "your ass".


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 12:57:46 Reply

At 3/24/09 06:08 AM, StephanosGnomon wrote: A shitty comeback that has nothing to do with the rant at all is annoying but otherwise ignorable.
A shitty comeback that is on topic but devoid of depth is annoying but still potentially illuminating.
A shitty comeback that is on topic AND has depth... isn't a shitty comeback.

You're mom's a shitty comeback!

Oh wait, is that what you all are talking about?


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 13:03:31 Reply

People who shout profanities more than actual words are the lamest. Using the F bomb 14 times in one sentence isn't bad ass.


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 13:07:46 Reply

At 3/24/09 12:57 PM, Carmilla wrote:
You're mom's a shitty comeback!

Try 'you're no mom' to a woman who's recently miscarried.
It would hit target spot on...


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 13:15:27 Reply

My beaner friend who uses the shittiest comebacks. He says "your mom" more than I do. It's overused, and fucking stupid.


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 13:17:12 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:20 AM, Piss wrote: One time I was arguing with my dad and he yelled "I FUCKED YOUR MOM."

Thats when you turn around and fuck his mom, won't be as funny then


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 13:25:08 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:19 AM, YahooAnswers wrote: "don't get your panties in a bunch",

Aww c'mon. Don't get your panties all in a bunch.

Idiots who use lame comebacks


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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 14:17:15 Reply

When my sister pissed me off so much I grabbed her and shouted "ILL EAT YOUR HEART OUT"

kinda lame but kinda nuts

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Response to Idiots who use lame comebacks 2009-03-24 14:26:01 Reply

At 3/24/09 05:19 AM, maximuspower wrote: I Know you are but what am I?

Damnit! I clicked on this thread just to say that. But maximuspower already beat me too it.... one day jayson...one day.