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I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 14:51:08 Reply

If someone was born on an improtant date in American History, then they would be concitered "good at history." I was born on the date the Constitution was signed, September 17, and I am pretty good at history. My brother was born on Abraham Lincoln's birthday, Feburary 12, and he is also good at history.

So Newgrounders, what importent thing happened on your birthday? And do you think my theory is a valid theory?


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 14:52:30 Reply

I was born mother birthday (today in fact), so I guess that I'm good at getting MILFs


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 14:56:20 Reply

On October 20, 1941, thousands of civilians in German-occupied Serbia were massacred.

I guess that means I'm good at slaughtering Serbs?


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:02:22 Reply

Ric Flair was born on the 25th of February, and I do know alot about wrestling.

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:09:16 Reply

I was born on Dec 7th. I'm gonna bomb pearl harbor.

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:11:42 Reply

At 3/23/09 03:09 PM, ornery wrote: I was born on Dec 7th. I'm gonna bomb pearl harbor.

This made my day.

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:12:39 Reply

I was born on the day the Berlin Wall fell... I don't know how the fuck it applies to me though ;)

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:14:06 Reply

Theres no significant events that happened on June 17 :(


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:14:27 Reply

At 3/23/09 02:56 PM, Sinitech wrote: On October 20, 1941, thousands of civilians in German-occupied Serbia were massacred.

I guess that means I'm good at slaughtering Serbs?

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:17:28 Reply

Throught history, there have been lots of popes who have died on the day I was born. Does that mean I hate religion?

it does actually, I am an atheist.
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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:20:01 Reply

look at all the stuff that happened on my birthday!


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:24:54 Reply

The Al-Qaeda formed on my birthday. :0

That WTC looks might sexy to fly into.


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:25:48 Reply

At 3/23/09 02:51 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: So Newgrounders, what importent thing happened on your birthday? And do you think my theory is a valid theory?

Well, according to your "theory" everyone should be good at history then, since something important happened everyday in the past.

For me August 3rd, Adolf Hitler becomes the supreme leader of Germany by joining the offices of President and Chancellor into Führer (1934). But, no, I'm not good at history, nor am I good at politics.


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:29:06 Reply

I was born on January 21st. The only notable American events were the end of the Iranian Hostage Crisis in the 80s and the printing of the first American book in Boston (where I happened to be born 204 years later).

But my easiest subjects are History and Math.

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:29:49 Reply

At 3/23/09 02:51 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: So Newgrounders, what importent thing happened on your birthday? And do you think my theory is a valid theory?

It's shit. Every single day of the year has an important historical event attached to it. So by your theory everyone should be good at history which isn't the case.

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:30:37 Reply

I weas born on the 12th of may. The day the Berlin blockade was lifted.

So that means i'm good at.....Lifting blockades.....AWESOME!!!!

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:35:16 Reply

Don't know if any of it is true or not.

336 - Pope Mark dies, leaving the papacy vacant.

Though that put a smile on my face.

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:36:18 Reply

I was born at January 14.I don't know what happened on that day.


Why are you reading this?

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:39:47 Reply

# 1959 - Ice Hockey: After being struck in the face with a puck, goalkeeper Jacques Plante returns to play wearing a protective mask for the first time in professional play.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:41:14 Reply

The Newgrounds England meetup. :D
Jan 14th


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:42:19 Reply

Maybe your family are just a bunch of boring history geeks.


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:43:23 Reply

At 3/23/09 03:36 PM, Ceygus wrote: I was born at January 14.I don't know what happened on that day.

Look at my last post (:
Theres your answer, and its my birthday too


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:43:28 Reply

At 3/23/09 03:36 PM, Ceygus wrote: I was born at January 14.I don't know what happened on that day.

The US ratifies the Treaty of Paris with Britain, making it an officially free nation

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:47:26 Reply

I share my birthday (march 2nd) with Mikhail Gorbachev and Dr Seuss so I'm either going to end a worldwide crisis or write a book about a fish in a dish...

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:52:56 Reply

wow... in June 2, a lot of things happened about popes and the royal families in the past... i wonder what that means? and if it means something, it isn't important to me.

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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:54:43 Reply

i dont thint they would be conciterd good at speling


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 15:57:57 Reply

I was born on the day that France and Great Britain declared war on China as part of the Second Opium War. Maybe that's why I'm so hesitant to drugs nowadays.


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 16:01:41 Reply

tl:dr

Anyway, quack theory, of course something always happened on the days of someone's birth, your observation is based on a coincidence, and the Regression Fallacy (I'm good at history, so is my brother, both out birthdays are aniversaries of major events, ergo, there is a link).


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 16:02:08 Reply

I don't know if that theory really makes sense. But I was born on 9-12, so I guess I am really good at making national tragedies /terrorist attacks better by having a sweet ass birthday party the next day.


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Response to I have a Theory... 2009-03-23 16:03:26 Reply

Notable events (copied from Wikipedia, I know, I know):

1877 - Thomas Edison demonstrates his phonograph for the first time
1934 - The Chicago Bears defeat the Detroit Lions 19-16 in the first nationally broadcast game
1944 - The first surgery (on a human) to correct blue baby syndrome is performed by Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas
1965 - Canadian Space Agency launches the satellite Alouette 2

I like electronics, but the first nationally broadcast game isn't really great. The surgery must be why I make gory suggestions, and the last one's for the Canadian modfags.

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