This is my life.

[Sexylegs]

My mother is upset, probably due to the fact that we wasted $300 on faulty WIndows Vista and Office XP disks. My dad is on a 3 day business trip to New Zealand, and I'm an epic failure to my family.

I've been smoking for about 2-3 years now, and will probably die soon of either some smoking related illness, or a random act of violence.

I'm a complete dick to my friends, even the ones I care about, and recently I've been failing with women.

Welcome to my life.

And probably most of yours, too.

[GeneralAC]

Lol I don't think anyone on here and even you FAILS that badly.

[NickScott]

STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS ME.

set your school on fire

[Podburrys]

More similarities than you think, friend. Except i don't smoke, I do Coca Cola. Worset shit in the world, the caffeine, it just... :(

Also, XP > Mum's comp too. She updated it when it wasn't a...legit copy, and now we have to arse around fixing it.

[Sexylegs]

At 3/23/09 06:30 AM, GeneralAC wrote: Lol I don't think anyone on here and even you FAILS that badly.

No.

I do fail this badly. There are certain people that shall go unnamed who fail even harder.

You just have to read between the typed-up lines of confidence. All lies. All of it.

[Gagsy]

Yeah, we all have problems.

[Phobotech]

Please do vent more. Just realize that, unlike a lot of people who go through similar situations, you're actually acknowledging your problems, which could make it easier for you to better understand on how to go about fixing them.

We're adaptable creatures because we learn from our mistakes. Try being more grateful for the friends that stick with you despite you're tendency to come off as a bit of a dipshit. Or in the women field, what are you doing wrong? Where are you looking?

Shit like that.

[stosh1919]

Your a guy and your name is sexylegs?????????

QUEER!!!!!!

[Kuro]

At 3/23/09 06:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote: My dad is on a 3 day business trip to New Zealand,

So all is good for your dad, then?

[SuspiciousPenguin]

At 3/23/09 06:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote:

And probably most of yours, too.

Fuck off my life is great:
I'm not a dick to my parents or my friends
I don't smoke
I love NG
My life rules, go moan somewhere else NG has no time for your petit depression

[Phobotech]

At 3/23/09 06:33 AM, stosh1919 wrote: Your a guy and your name is sexylegs?????????

QUEER!!!!!!

lol, you're probably joking, but every time I read shit like this on Newgrounds, "Queers of War" comes to mind, "Cock Joke" from Tankmen come to mind, just this whole website is overloaded with homo eroticism that it's almost absurd if anyone on this site is serious.

[Maximus]

YES BASK IN MY AWESOME LIFE. MY EGO IS HUUUUUGE

no, there not all caps.

[Sexylegs]

At 3/23/09 06:33 AM, stosh1919 wrote: Your a guy and your name is sexylegs?????????

QUEER!!!!!!

You're a guy, and your name is Stosh?

FAGGOT!!!! EVERYONE, LOOK AT THE FAGGOT.

At 3/23/09 06:35 AM, Kuro wrote:

At 3/23/09 06:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote: My dad is on a 3 day business trip to New Zealand,

So all is good for your dad, then?

Yeah, I just felt like bringing my dad up. He needs to feel included too, ya' know.

At 3/23/09 06:35 AM, titchman12 wrote:

At 3/23/09 06:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote:

And probably most of yours, too.

Fuck off my life is great:
I'm not a dick to my parents or my friends
I don't smoke
I love NG
My life rules, go moan somewhere else NG has no time for your petit depression

This isn't a 'come in here and be happy' thread, you dickwad. This is a 'come in here and vent, and be depressed' thread. Newgrounds has more time for my 'petit depression' then it does for you nonsensical bullshit, you fucking fag.

At 3/23/09 06:33 AM, Phobotech wrote: Please do vent more. Just realize that, unlike a lot of people who go through similar situations, you're actually acknowledging your problems, which could make it easier for you to better understand on how to go about fixing them.

Well, Windows Vista suddenly decided to start working, making my mum happy. I, however, still feel like shit.

We're adaptable creatures because we learn from our mistakes. Try being more grateful for the friends that stick with you despite you're tendency to come off as a bit of a dipshit. Or in the women field, what are you doing wrong? Where are you looking?

I'm not doing anything wrong. Well, other than going for an insanely hot girl who likes someone else. I think. And I'm not a dick to four people. My mum, my dad, my best friend and my other best friend. Oh, and Dylan.

Shit like that.

I've always loved you, Phobo.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

At 3/23/09 06:40 AM, Sexylegs wrote:

This isn't a 'come in here and be happy' thread, you dickwad. This is a 'come in here and vent, and be depressed' thread. Newgrounds has more time for my 'petit depression' then it does for you nonsensical bullshit, you fucking fag.

I'm just saying there are so many threads with people saying how depressed they are and it's just we really don't care how shit your life is a lot of people have problems , just keep them to yourself. Or maybe a psyco-therepist

[LordZeebmork]

At 3/23/09 06:40 AM, Sexylegs wrote: Windows Vista suddenly decided to start working

CONTRADICTION

also, if you think your life sucks, move down here and it'll get a lot worse. at least you aren't surrounded by black supremacists who want to string you up and stick your head on a stake in the front of the school as a warning.

[Sexylegs]

At 3/23/09 06:47 AM, titchman12 wrote: I'm just saying there are so many threads with people saying how depressed they are and it's just we really don't care how shit your life is a lot of people have problems , just keep them to yourself. Or maybe a psyco-therepist

You've been here for two years. You can't refer to the BBS as 'we' yet. I'm not going to keep my problems to myself, because then I'll start feeling suicidal. That's why my friend is on anti-depressants right now; he bottled up his problems.

Shut the fuck up.

[Lost-Chances]

What? That's it?

What a fucking shallow life. God, you fucking disappoint me more and more one post at a time.

[Sexylegs]

At 3/23/09 07:08 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: What? That's it?

What a fucking shallow life. God, you fucking disappoint me more and more one post at a time.

Yeah I haven't been on MSN in a while, either. Look I'll sign in right now, and bring up the fact that you keep forgetting who I actually am. -_-

[Haggard]

At 3/23/09 06:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote: I've been smoking for about 2-3 years now, and will probably die soon of either some smoking related illness

so... stop smoking?

[NeverHundred]

At 3/23/09 06:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote: And probably most of yours, too.

I've been kind of happy with my life lately actually. Something that is sort of unusual I must admit... but what I'm I going to do other than enjoy it while I still can.

[MrSaint]

Shit happens. But don't worry, it should settle down. And I wish you peace, and that you manage to stop smoking(If you even plan to)

[Altair8]

You sure have a shitty life... so stop being douchebag and do something, how about stop smoking?

[wtfyourface]

At 3/23/09 06:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote: And probably most of yours, too.

Life's a bitch and then you die.

[AlStOrthevilclown]

Well I normaly wouldn't write anything about stuff like this, but you suck.

[Figter]

At 3/23/09 06:30 AM, GeneralAC wrote: Lol I don't think anyone on here and even you FAILS that badly.

AMEN!

[Drugged]

At 3/23/09 06:35 AM, titchman12 wrote: My life rules

Lol@lies

[DroopyA]

At least you don't live in a village made out of trash.

[jenno1]

sounds cool!

[WooldoorSockbat]

Fuck yeah, *high fives*.

[Lucy]

Congratulations?