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beeryayghost

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Posted at: 3/23/09 02:26 AM

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Jizz in soda. Give jizzy soda to her. Watch her drink jizzy soda. Tell her about jizzy soda week later.


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Do nothing. Let karma work its magic.

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At 3/23/09 02:31 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: Do nothing. Let karma work its magic.

thats what i reckon, people that hurt others will get what is coming to them sooner or later they will hurt just as much as they hurt you, well hopefully karma will make that happen! i was going to send a rabbits foot to my ex! but i didnt, cos i like him too much to do anything bad to him!

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At 3/23/09 01:17 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:
TO GET BACK AT SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T TOLERATE ME BEING AN ASS?"
For one thing, it isn't worth it, and another, it's more immature than fucking Family Guy aside jokes.

If this is how you normally act or think, no wonder she dumped you.

totally agree!!

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At 3/23/09 02:31 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: Do nothing. Let karma work its magic.

By him getting ran over by a bus.

I'm not sure you realize what a dick he is,
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let it go and stop being a freak

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At 3/23/09 01:10 AM, molekh wrote: i doubt you're 19

get over yourself then get over her she probaly had a reason to dump you. getting 'revenge' on her wont solve anything, if anything you just need to move on and start dating someone else.

Surely it would make him feel a lot better.


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I read the title of this thread twice. Both times I saw

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At 3/23/09 01:09 AM, TightRope wrote: Okay NG, I used to date a girl who really broke my heart, it's been a very long time since this happened and by now I thought I'd be over her, but I only think of her all the time every day and it's killing me. She made my life hell, so I want to do something SO CRUEL, SO MEAN AND SO DEGRADING TO HER! That she will forever be known as that stupid bitch who got what was coming to her. I don't know what I should do though NG, give me some ideas.

Photoshop the Fuck out of her post it where everyone will see it, hack her myspace (print out her convos) and Troll the her irl until she turns emo.


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The maturity of members has hit a new low.

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Here is what I would do, act like you are her friend, act like you forgive her, and soon she will let her guard down, then, whatever you can think of that can destroy her, it will hurt her a lot more than if she knew you would come.

Backstab her! oh believe me the opportunity will come, when she needs you the most, that is when she is most weak.

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Tell her you still love her, then refuse to talk to her anymore. You'll have closure and she won't know what to do.


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Just let it go.

I know how you feel, it's not nice to have your heart broken and you've got all these emotions going about the place with no idea what to do with them. The best thing you can do though is just try to put it out of your mind, find other things you can do and just forget that they ever existed. You'll feel better for it, and the happier you are the more likely you are to move on and find someone else, then she'll be regretting ever breaking your heart.

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Did she intentionaly try to hurt you? if so, date her sister/best friend. she'll never get over that.


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Mature way: just forget about her what's so hard about it?
immature way: Use 1 of methods of people that wrote here already

There is diffrence between beign stupid and beign idiot.


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BUURN HER! GHARGHARGHAR

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How about not being a little bitch and move on with your life. That sounds like a good idea.


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At 3/23/09 01:12 AM, TightRope wrote: Oh jeez, an internet Don Jaun, just because you watch the Sunday Night Sex Show doesn't mean you know everything about sex and relationships, you should at least try a relationship first or you'll be an internet love guru (virgin) forever.

Obviously you know a lot about the subject too. Or else you wouldn't be trying to hurt someone who you can't get out of your mind in "that" manner. If it's really that way then you should let her make her own decisions.

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Kill her and her family. Afterwards, mutilate or rape her. Whatever floats your boat.

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Shut the fuck up, get a life, and get over it Tight rope. Stop being a fucking pussy, go out, find new friends, and stop being an obsessive stalker that will end up on dateline MSNBC.

Believe it or not, this is easier than it sounds.

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cut her nuts off!.............................Right?


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At 3/23/09 01:09 AM, TightRope wrote:

I want to do something SO CRUEL, SO MEAN AND SO DEGRADING TO HER!

Your going to rape her arnt you?

:put a bannanna peel in front of her when shes walking, that'l teach the bitch!

>>> Come here <<<

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sign her email address up to loads of gay porn websites, post her email address on 4chan and then put on a wig, use her email address to pretend to be her on chat sites with 40 year old men and tell them you want to meet them at a public place she hangs around with her friends alot

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What did she actually do to you? Did she just break up with you, or did she like miss one of your sports games or something to have sex with twenty guys or something?

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At 3/23/09 01:13 AM, Mcbanhammer wrote: Pinksock the bitch.

That is disgusting..

Rape the bitch or cock slap her.

Good luck :3333

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At 3/23/09 01:09 AM, TightRope wrote: Okay NG, I used to date a girl who really broke my heart.

Pansy.

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This isn't evil, it's just douchebaggery. Many of you have made SirTom93 look like a normal kid.

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It's high school. Relationships begin and abruptly end two months later. Either stop being such a pussy or go play records backward and cut yourself. We don't care. You DESERVED to get dumped.


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Erm, a good way to start a revenge is to freeze their MSN.


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Kill her.

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