Hurrah, in half an hour I must be at work and I'm practically cured!
Since my vitamin pill and two glasses of water, I've sipped down a cup of tea and ate an apple. I was on the verge of vomiting when I started the apple but I pulled through and I'm ok now, thankfully.
Also, calling in sick wasn't an option, I'm afraid, I saw my boss at the bar last night and he saw I was fucking wasted, so he would've known.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of intelligence.