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What do you call a bear with no ears?

No Eyed Dear!

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I don't get it.

seriously, i don't.

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thats pretty shit! a dear and a bear arent the same, crap joke, think of a better one

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At 3/22/09 06:40 AM, RobertJ wrote: I don't get it.

you are not alone.


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At 3/22/09 06:40 AM, RobertJ wrote: I don't get it.

seriously, i don't.

Really... I don't get it >_>


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Sweet first post.
But i have a better one.

Why don't seagul's fly over the bay?
because then they'd be called BAY-gul's

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i dont even think the guy who made it gets it, cos it doesnt make sense!

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At 3/22/09 06:38 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote a really shitty joke no one gets...

And also, who's alt might you be o.O

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At 3/22/09 06:38 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote: What do you call a deer with no ears?

No Eyed Dear!

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*Fixed, you sir, are a spelling bee shoe-in.

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At 3/22/09 06:38 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote: What do you call a bear with no ears?

No Eyed Dear!

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zomg epic win lulz to the max have a cookie xD

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I get how it sounds like "no idea" but... it's not like it actually follows the whole bear/ear thing.

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At 3/22/09 06:43 AM, StephanosGnomon wrote: I get how it sounds like "no idea" but... it's not like it actually follows the whole bear/ear thing.

It would make sense if the joke was "What do you call bears without ears" and the answer was "b" but even then that's really pushing it and still isn't very amusing or sensible in this observers humble opinion.

Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand (as an act of friendship) without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?

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holy shit. haha.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A Human Bean!


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At 3/22/09 06:38 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote: What do you call a bear with no ears?

No Eyed Dear!

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It sounds like 'No idea', I get that, but what the fuck has it got to do with a bear with no ears?

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omg your hopeless mate! id give up now!

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FUCK.

*Fix fix.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? NO IDEA!

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At 3/22/09 06:49 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A Human Bean!

Okay so it's obvious you're doing it on purpose now.

Instead of locking the thread I opt to go to sleep.

continue shenanigans
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At 3/22/09 06:52 AM, StephanosGnomon wrote:
At 3/22/09 06:49 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A Human Bean!
Okay so it's obvious you're doing it on purpose now.

Instead of locking the thread I opt to go to sleep.

continue shenanigans
You are awesome!

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At 3/22/09 06:49 AM, JaY11 wrote:
At 3/22/09 06:38 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote: What do you call a bear with no ears?

No Eyed Dear!

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It sounds like 'No idea', I get that, but what the fuck has it got to do with a bear with no ears?

Right when I read it this second time I got it. Wow I feel stupid.


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hahaha!

i don't get it.....

:seriously, i really can't get it

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Its sort of like reading between the lines


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At 3/22/09 06:38 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote:
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Fixed^^^^

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At 3/22/09 06:42 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: Why don't seagul's fly over the bay?
because then they'd be called BAY-gul's

Whats the difference between seagulls and babies?
One flits across the shore, the other shits across the floor.


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At 3/22/09 06:38 AM, Ninja-Samurai wrote: What do you call a bear with no ears?

No Eyed Dear!

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sorry pal
that's lame

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At 3/22/09 06:41 AM, Wyattfilms wrote:
At 3/22/09 06:40 AM, RobertJ wrote: I don't get it.

seriously, i don't.
Really... I don't get it >_>

Neither do I


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I didn't really get it either, it sounds like one of those jokes that might have been great in 90s or something but not now that is just my opinion anyway.


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Just looked over this thread again and realised why the joke is so lame.
It's supposed to be:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Eye Deer
(no idea)

Pretty lame, but hey!

I'm not gay.....But my boyfriend is! :3
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Lmao

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