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Posted at: 3/22/09 02:56 AM
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Posts: 23
"the only thing that makes me harder than you is a limited edition naruto headband."
If all as is, then it's Never as is. Back to fact, make real of all that seems.
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Would you be my girlfriend?
This worked for me.
Look at me, look at me! My pee has no color! Put some Goosh Goosh in your life!
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:02 AM
Sign-Up: 09/17/07
Posts: 3,101
"Hey baby, ever heard of the dragon balls? No? Well, how about, my balls" *Intense beating follows*
Meet dickneck! My favorite web comic.
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:05 AM
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Posts: 4,175
I wish you were an integral so I could lay tangent to your curves.
You should have grabbed his cock
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:07 AM
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Posts: 525
Hey baby wanna go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
!..!_ (o_O) _!..!
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:08 AM
"Let me show you how much fun the light side of the force can be" Directed to a black chick.
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:14 AM
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Posts: 369
"Here's the key to my virus protector"
(chastity belt)
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:19 AM
after i do her "Baby, I'm like Runescape. I sound fun, but after a few hours, you wind up sad and crying"
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:26 AM
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Posts: 2,177
Your NAT protection must be down cause we're connecting.
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Posted at: 3/22/09 03:28 AM
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Posts: 962
Are you from heaven cuz i've got an erection!
www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/888888 Sig by TurkeybeanSo many bans...
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:31 AM
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Posts: 3,456
Hey baby.
javascript:wanttocomehomewithme?(19);
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:33 AM
Sign-Up: 12/29/06
Posts: 511
I will give you my battlefeilds beta key for sex.
It actually worked
and yes, I do have one bitches.
Its not for sale hahaha!
actually that was mean I am sorry
not really.
I LIVE IN A GIGANTIC BUCKET
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:36 AM
My swap cache is all full up and ready to be RAM'd.
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:38 AM
"I'm just like an Autobot baby. You think you'll beat me, but i always get you in the end"
Posted at: 3/22/09 03:50 AM
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Posts: 1,045
Nerds? How about nerds that have had 0 contact with girls 'till now...
"I know this is only our 1st date but BE WITH ME! I LOVE YOU!" Whos line
Wagons: #1
Posted at: 3/22/09 04:10 AM
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Posts: 1,906
I shall insert my USB flash drive in you and transfer my data to your folder.
I'm working on it..
Posted at: 3/22/09 04:12 AM
At 3/22/09 04:10 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I shall insert my USB flash drive in you and transfer my data to your folder. I'm working on it..
buttsecks?
Posted at: 3/22/09 04:44 AM
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Posts: 312
At 3/22/09 01:26 AM, MitchBoing wrote: I crapped my pants can I get into yours? I can imagine a nerd actually crapping his pants and asking this.
Now thats just kinky
Posted at: 3/22/09 04:48 AM
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At 3/22/09 12:57 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: hey baby, you turn my software into hardware ;)
God that is genious
Homosexuals are GAY
Posted at: 3/22/09 04:51 AM
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Posts: 1,312
"Hey baby, you wanna see my bankai?"
"I have heard that in war, 'Haste can be folly' But Have never seen Delay that was wise" - Sun Tzu
Posted at: 3/22/09 04:52 AM
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Posts: 426
these jokes are starting to suck
keepin coming
Posted at: 3/22/09 04:54 AM
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Posts: 960
I'm at a loss of breath. My heart races for you. I want you to pounce me for all to see.
totally nerdy gamer pick up lines
Ignorance is bliss, kids.
Posted at: 3/22/09 05:01 AM
Do you have eternal flame activated? Becuase you are hot.
Posted at: 3/22/09 05:15 AM
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Posts: 2,136
You better have a firewall up, because viruses are trying to get you.
rape
One meow for yes two meows for no. Come to the furry side. Tim Minchin
Posted at: 3/22/09 05:18 AM
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Posts: 1,769
At 3/22/09 01:50 AM, 9001 wrote: At 3/22/09 12:57 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: hey baby, you turn my software into hardware ;)This one and mine are the best haha im arrogant
No, not at all. Yours was terrible.
Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand (as an act of friendship) without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?
Posted at: 3/22/09 06:44 AM
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At 3/22/09 01:45 AM, niiifer wrote: Hay babyyy, stick yo memory stick in mah usb slot ;) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Is it me or is the bass acwards?
Posted at: 3/22/09 07:34 AM
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Posts: 62
At 3/22/09 04:10 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I shall insert my USB flash drive in you and transfer my data to your folger's coffee. I'm working on it..
xD
Posted at: 3/22/09 07:45 AM
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Posts: 297
How about you put my primary key as your foreign key and start a relationship.
databases :(
Posted at: 3/22/09 07:48 AM
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At 3/22/09 01:05 AM, Hiphopopotamus wrote: Hey baby, wanna sync?
I would use and even endorse this.
"Animation can explain whatever the mind can conceive." - Walt Disney.
Posted at: 3/22/09 07:49 AM
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If you YouTube MySpace I'll Google your Yahoo.
Jamoke the troll | "so all in all, companies just want a profit." -Davidzx
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