So it was friday, day after payday, and you know what my fat engorged ass was thinking:
ASIAN BUFFET.
So I'm eating at this greasehole around the corner from work, as I usually do, filling up on shell fish and indiscernable fried crunchy things in sweet and sour sauces, and I go to pay my bill.
So this young-ish asian dude sees me, and see my NG shirt and goes "NEWGROUNDS?"
And I'm like "Yeah, Newgrounds. I'm one of their forum mods"
And he's like "How are you become moderator?"
And I reply "First rule: NEVER ASK TO BECOME MODERATOR"
And he goes "Oh... so solly!"
And then I go: "There's actually a set of rules put forth by Wadeolf himself. The most important thing though is HATE"
So apparently giving up on AIM was not enough... even in IRL, I've got people begging me to tell them how to become mods.
But seriously, guys, the path of Hate... It's the only vein I've seen in all my experiences that determines winners from losers, the successful from the failures. Those who are agressively vicious and hateful win, and those who just use a hope and a prayer lose.
Now here's a little poem:
My god will crush your god
Because my god is great
My god will crush your god
Because my god is hate
Abraham and Isaac
His only next of kin
Kill the child for the god of hate
For your empire to begin
"God is love" is what they say
But what they say's a lie
For the only god is the god of hate
Who sent his son to die.
Those who twist the word of god
Into a speech of love
Die by the hands of pagan lands
For blaspheming the lord above.
even kittens drink blood
