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Problems... 2009-03-20 17:39:44 Reply

I'm 15, and my Girlfriend (16) Has decided that she wants to have a baby with me. That's all great, it would be good to settle down with her and have a family, but there is a problem.

I haven't developed yet.

Truly embarrassing in real-life social circles, so I can only post it to he internetz for help.
Does anyone know anyway to speed up puberty?

Nobody post "The balls are inert" btw.
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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:40:48 Reply

lol your balls haven't dropped yet?

the balls are inert.

A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:42:03 Reply

Youll probably regret it but i really dont give a shit about you

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:42:13 Reply

Son, your just a "late bloomer."


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:43:09 Reply

The balls are inert.
just kiddin.

you are just a fucking boy.
do you want to ruin your life?
please finish school, get a job, then think of little brats...

...then i realized it was a fake....

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:43:10 Reply

Trust me mate, you don't want a baby at 15. Babies will destroy your life, and eventually your relationship. Wait until you've truly enjoyed your life until your ready for that kind of commitment.

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:44:03 Reply

No, not yet, it will fuck you up.


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:44:53 Reply

Also, what the fuck am I supposed to tell her?

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:45:30 Reply

Have the baby with her we need more fuck ups in this world.

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:45:46 Reply

A baby...at 16...
What a stupid cunt.


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:46:03 Reply

You should tell her that you have.... that problem or just say your not ready until you have bigger bals

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:48:22 Reply

A baby at 15? Damn, wait a little longer. You wouldn't want to get a baby at 15...

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:49:17 Reply

At 3/20/09 05:45 PM, Eggys wrote: You're both underage.

Drop your balls, then drop the idea. You're waaaaaaaay to young. Do either of you even have a job yet?

My dad is making me go into business with him as a painter. She is on a nursing course and she'll be done soon. (Internship on the NHS)

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:49:54 Reply

In my opinion this is a good thing. Why the fuck would she want a baby at 16? I'd tell her she's crazy and move on with my life.


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:50:00 Reply

I say you ditch your girlfriend


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:51:12 Reply

Great help....really....

/sarcasm
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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:54:35 Reply

Burn down her shed, claim the insurance then spend it on sweets and hormone drugs?

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:55:19 Reply

At 3/20/09 05:51 PM, L0lCATZZ wrote: Great help....really....

/sarcasm

We have given you all the help you are going to get. Tell her no, that she is a stupid cunt who will only ruin both your lives. If you are still together when you are both in your 20s with a stable economy ONLY THEN should you think of getting a child. Who cares what reasons she thinks she has tell her no and stick by it. Be the fucking man.


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:55:56 Reply

At 3/20/09 05:44 PM, L0lCATZZ wrote: Also, what the fuck am I supposed to tell her?

Tell her you're a "late bloomer" and that you two are way too fucking young to start a family.

At least get a high-school degree.


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 17:56:31 Reply

at 15 you shouldnt be having babies with women, number one, and number 2, there is no way to spped up puberty, but since your 15 and usually guys develop by the age 16, you should develop soon


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 18:28:08 Reply

I lol'd...

If this isn't bullshit: She's sixteen and WANTS a kid? You're fifteen and CONSIDERING it?! What the hell is wrong with you? Dump her sorry ass immediately!!!

If this IS bullshit: Go away. Your kind bores me.

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 18:49:57 Reply

At 3/20/09 05:44 PM, L0lCATZZ wrote: Also, what the fuck am I supposed to tell her?

Tell her nothing.
She won't notice, she's 16.
And hypothetical.


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 18:51:45 Reply

2 things...

15 with a kid? Good luck with that.

15 without puberty? What the fuck?


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 18:53:31 Reply

At 3/20/09 05:39 PM, L0lCATZZ wrote: Truly embarrassing in real-life social circles, so I can only post it to he internetz for help.
Does anyone know anyway to speed up puberty?

You can't speed up puberty
Unless you take crazy health science stuff that I don't understand

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 19:22:32 Reply

Tell her you're a fundamentalist Christian who doesn't believe in pre-marrital sex. Of course, that'll just turn her off. Maybe you should say that's too young and find other people to back up your claim with some horror stories of teenage pregnancies!


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 19:24:08 Reply

Your 15, and you want to be a parent? Do you realize the huge mistake you are making in you life?


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 19:27:45 Reply

You know what, go ahead and do it. Have a baby at fifteen. It will work out, and hey if it doesn't. If you're not up to the challenge, if you buckle under the pressure, the strain the responsibility of raising the kid... You can always just eat the baby.

wait, you can do that, right?

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-20 19:30:58 Reply

At 3/20/09 05:39 PM, L0lCATZZ wrote: I'm 15, and my Girlfriend (16) Has decided that she wants to have a baby with me.

You're 15. She's 16. No.

That's all great, it would be good to settle down with her and have a family, but there is a problem.

You're not responsible parents yet, considering you probably have no job/ have not finished formal schooling/college? You know it can cost over $10K a Year to raise a baby, and that doesn't count your child in later life. It onyl gets more expensive from there. Without a job, you'd become instabroke. You'd have to quit school. Your life would be ruined. Just wait. Also, There is a LOT of emotional demand that you have to meet. You have to care for it, she may get post-partum depression, which by the way really sucks ass, and may die in childbirth.

Only a fool would have kids as a teen.

I haven't developed yet.

Your balls are inert.

Does anyone know anyway to speed up puberty?

Steroids.

Nobody post "The balls are inert" btw.

You should have said that at the beginning of the post.

Also, don't forget to shove a thick condom over that tiny, undeveloped penis of yours before you begin to fornicate. You don't want to catch an STD as well as form babby, understood?

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Response to Problems... 2009-03-21 18:10:37 Reply

Did you know that America has more teen pregnancies than any other country? Don't contribute to this statistic!


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Response to Problems... 2009-03-28 09:30:14 Reply

Tell her that it's always best to have a baby after youre both twenty. Something might go horribly wrong.