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Getting shot by a sniper is like getting kicked in the nuts.
By a bullet.

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At 3/20/09 06:20 PM, Roni123 wrote: If he doesn't headshot me I would backstab him.

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At 3/20/09 06:38 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:
OK guys that is enough! This thread is is serious fucking busin-
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Aren't you a little bit too young to fuck a sniper?

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At 3/20/09 06:38 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:29 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:17 PM, MilestoneRazor wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:04 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:
At 3/20/09 04:07 AM, Crue wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:48 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:
Guys, calm the fuck out. We're all gonna ge-

Ya guys, If we don't stop, we're probably gonna get ban-

COMMENT HERE, DAMMIT.
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It's all fun and games until he pulls out his RPG-7...

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At 3/20/09 06:09 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:17 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bullet-proof glass + sniper + porn mags = jacking off with him watching.

Funny if he tries to shoot you while you're doing it.
"DUDE!!! I HAD THE BEST ORGASMEVER!!! I was jacking off and when I came, my dick fucking EXPLODED!!!

That would be the funniest shit ever.

"My dick was a casualty of war, so I can't fuck you."

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At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:38 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:29 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:17 PM, MilestoneRazor wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:04 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:
At 3/20/09 04:07 AM, Crue wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:48 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:
Guys, calm the fuck out. We're all gonna ge-
Ya guys, If we don't stop, we're probably gonna get ban-

If you guys keep carrying on like this we're gonna have to make up for to much quoted te-

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At 3/20/09 08:12 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:38 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:29 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:17 PM, MilestoneRazor wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:04 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:
At 3/20/09 04:07 AM, Crue wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:48 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:
Guys, calm the fuck out. We're all gonna ge-
Ya guys, If we don't stop, we're probably gonna get ban-
If you guys keep carrying on like this we're gonna have to make up for to much quoted te-

But we don't want to stop. It won't result in the deaths of millions, unlike snipers. They're a bunch of basta-


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At 3/20/09 08:12 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:38 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:29 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:17 PM, MilestoneRazor wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:04 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:
At 3/20/09 04:07 AM, Crue wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:48 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:
If you guys keep carrying on like this we're gonna have to make up for to much quoted te-

Why on Earth do you guys keep ending every single one of your sentences like that, it's not like Candleja-

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At 3/20/09 08:13 PM, IlliterateLlama wrote: But we don't want to stop. It won't result in the deaths of millions, unlike snipers. They're a bunch of basta-

Take it like a ma-

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If you guys keep carrying on like this we're gonna have to make up for to much quoted te-
Why on Earth do you guys keep ending every single one of your sentences like that, it's not like Candleja-

Because we live in AMERICA! BI-

Why are wasting your time reading this?


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Shit, my post took too long to get submitted, now the chain is all fucked u-

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At 3/20/09 08:19 PM, the-dz wrote: Shit, my post took too long to get submitted, now the chain is all fucked u-

That's bulshi-

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At 3/20/09 08:20 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 3/20/09 08:19 PM, the-dz wrote: Shit, my post took too long to get submitted, now the chain is all fucked u-
That's bulshi-

Let's start a new one, hora-


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At 3/20/09 08:15 PM, the-dz wrote:
At 3/20/09 08:12 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, DM692 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:38 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:29 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:17 PM, MilestoneRazor wrote:
At 3/20/09 06:04 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:
At 3/20/09 04:07 AM, Crue wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:48 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:
If you guys keep carrying on like this we're gonna have to make up for to much quoted te-
Why on Earth do you guys keep ending every single one of your sentences like that, it's not like Candleja-

You god damned faggots with your sniper and CandleJack bullshit, why don't you guys just grow the fuck up already? It stopped being funny a long ti-


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At 3/20/09 04:07 AM, Crue wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:48 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:
At 3/20/09 01:22 AM, InsaneBrutality wrote: Hey guy's I think I see a sni-
Look dude, if you're going to treat this like 4chan then why don't you ju-
OK guys that is enough! This thread is is serious fucking busin-

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At 3/20/09 08:23 PM, The-Hitman wrote:
At 3/20/09 08:15 PM, the-dz wrote:
At 3/20/09 08:12 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
You god damned faggots with your sniper and CandleJack bullshit, why don't you guys just grow the fuck up already? It stopped being funny a long ti-

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If he shot the window, I'd put my ass against the hole in the window and scream my lungs out.

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At 3/20/09 09:37 PM, Imaku wrote:
At 3/20/09 08:23 PM, The-Hitman wrote:
At 3/20/09 08:15 PM, the-dz wrote:
At 3/20/09 08:12 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
You god damned faggots with your sniper and CandleJack bullshit, why don't you guys just grow the fuck up already? It stopped being funny a long ti-
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At 3/20/09 02:17 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bullet-proof glass + sniper + porn mags = jacking off with him watching.

Funny if he tries to shoot you while you're doing it.

Well, snipers DO get more head.

You're hooked on heavy metal now.

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At 3/20/09 09:51 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
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At 3/20/09 10:18 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote:
At 3/20/09 02:17 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Bullet-proof glass + sniper + porn mags = jacking off with him watching.

Funny if he tries to shoot you while you're doing it.
Well, snipers DO get more head.

That's an old Xbox Live Saying, but yup.

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eventually, he'd probably just get mad, walk into the building, THEN blow your brains out.

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if that sniper shot again... the glass probably broke...
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Wow, must be a tough situation.
Me I'd be first thing outta there.

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At 3/20/09 01:33 AM, Sandstorm1029 wrote: Damn, fuck that if I was one of those guys i'd shit my pants.

If I was one of those guys, i'd pull my dick out and start dancing, while encouraging the others to do the same.

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