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My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:29:37 Reply

Okay, long story short; my crush from school just told me minutes ago online that she's got a second personality who wants to destroy humanity and every living being on this world other than me.

She told me about an ex bf who doesn't really exist and how she loves being schizo and a misantrophist. She even asked me if I wanted to come live with her and her family, I'm not sure if it's an act or not but pretty sure it isn't.

She hides her madness well for the outside world, then again, she's my crush so I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be creeped out or be happy with this relationship development.

What now ?

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:30:36 Reply

She's just doing it for the attention.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:30:49 Reply

You must detect if she's just searching attention, or if she's serious.

If she's serious, keep away.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:31:29 Reply

Schizophrenia is NOT multiple personalities.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:31:44 Reply

Time to start my daily postings.

What you should do is get her some psychiatric help to see if she could control the evil half.The thing about you moving in with her,that's your choice.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:32:37 Reply

Get out more and find another crush.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:33:07 Reply

Sounds like one of the random stories I would tell.

If it is a joke, go with it (but dont move in obviously).

If she is serious then she has told u something close to her (your almost in there).
It could be your "litlle secret".

Sounds goooooooooooood to me, her 'other side' ounds like she could be kinky.
It would be like havin two gfs at once!!

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:34:38 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:31 PM, chaw wrote: Schizophrenia is NOT multiple personalities.

Lmao, quoted for truthiness.

Schizo is thinking everyone is out to get you (I think).


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:35:35 Reply

Punch her in the head, see how she reacts.

My guess is attention seeking whore.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:35:52 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:34 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 3/19/09 04:31 PM, chaw wrote: Schizophrenia is NOT multiple personalities.
Lmao, quoted for truthiness.

Schizo is thinking everyone is out to get you (I think).

Nah, thats paranoia - something alot of people with Schizophrenia tend to develop.
Schizophrenia, quite simply, is hearing voices. of course its hand in hand with paranoia - but definatly not having more than one personality.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:36:33 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:33 PM, sheekitup wrote:
Sounds goooooooooooood to me, her 'other side' ounds like she could be kinky.
It would be like havin two gfs at once!!

If he's having sex with this multiple personality girl, is he having a threesome/orgy?

Anyway, if she's joking, she's awesome.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:36:50 Reply

she sounds very self-diagnosed
like shes just weird and she wants an excuse =/

tell her to ask her diagnosing psychiatrist for meds
simple as that

as for staying with her..if u like her and dont care
wat the hell

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:37:00 Reply

If it's for attention or real, stay away. Anyone that jokes about such an illness isn't anyone you want to get mixed up with.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:37:19 Reply

That's not Schizophrenia.

I would know, I have it.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:37:55 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:31 PM, speakerlight wrote: Time to start my daily postings.

What you should do is get her some psychiatric help to see if she could control the evil half.The thing about you moving in with her,that's your choice.

She's been told before to get help, her mom died recently... Mine will soon, I know about her past and it's fucked up. And.. I know she spends a whole lot of time isolated at home listening to creepy music, I even asked her if her second personality would want to kill me (in a joking way). She said "everyone, except you".

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:39:12 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:29 PM, WolvenKind wrote: Okay, long story short; my crush from school just told me minutes ago online that she's got a second personality who wants to destroy humanity and every living being on this world OTHER THAN ME.

Note the part I put in all caps. I say she's fine if she doesn't want to kill you.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:39:19 Reply

I've only been non-sarcastically asked out by girls a handful of times in my life, and one of the ones that stood out was when I was waiting for the bus to take me to work and a girl who was clearly batshit insane approached me. She greeted me by saying "I'm looking for a boyfriend, are you looking for a girlfriend!?" and then swayed her hips into my arse.

She insisted on sitting next to me for the entire bus journey and she spent the whole time complaining about her current boyfriend and talking about how she thought that the bus driver had been smoking grass, even though there was no reason for her to think this besides the fact that she was nuts.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:39:52 Reply

Quickly hide before the hyena comes!!!


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:40:26 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:37 PM, WolvenKind wrote: She said "everyone, except you".

That's...adorable...


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:41:52 Reply

If she wants you to to come live with her and her family, she's obviously interested in you. It's time to put your moves on her.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:42:15 Reply

am i the only one who thinks "OMG THREESOME!"? NG turned all mature all of a sudden. :O

i was gonna link to the relasionshipcrew and lock this, but everyone being so mature and serious baffles me, and scares me off to somewhere else.

and on topic, you should try to get second opinions from somone else, do some snooping around. sounds to me like she's just fooling around, from what you described anyway. and you should absolutley trust what some random dude on a forum say. cause they know best.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:42:57 Reply

Tell her it turns you on when you date more than one person.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:45:19 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:34 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Schizo is thinking everyone is out to get you (I think).

STUPID. STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.

It's commonly characterised by delusions and hallucinations.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:47:20 Reply

1. Schizophrenic is when you hear things, not multiple personalities. Thats.... I forgot what it's called.
2. Either way, if she's serious or not, get away from her. Because if she's serious, yeah, get the fuck away, she sounds horrible. But if she's not, and just wants attention... Well... That's pathetic.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:48:14 Reply

I'm not doubting the girl has some issues, from what you say,
but I am saying that what she has is certainly not Schizophrenia.

Contrary to popular belief, people with this disorder to not have "alter egos"
so you should believe those on here who are saying "that's not schizo"

Sounds like she's creating an alter ego out of depression
a sort of..."acceptably weird" person inside of her
who is allowed to act out in response to difficult situations in life.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:50:35 Reply

Most people who say they have multiple personalities don't they lie for attention and/ or not wanting to accept things so they hide behind this false person. You can tell if someone does or doesn't quite easily being next to them. Can't explain it but its obvious really.


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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:51:00 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:47 PM, Cybersief wrote: 1. Schizophrenic is when you hear things, not multiple personalities. Thats.... I forgot what it's called.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:52:32 Reply

It's obvious that shes trying to get you to admit to something like that, then shes going to say "It wasn't me, it was my alter" and you will be left high and dry.

Or fuck her when she's not herself.

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:52:35 Reply

No, you idiots.

Schizophrenia - " Shizo" is derived from Latin, meaning, "split mind". Not a "split personality" but more "detached from reality".
There is no real known "cause" for Schizophrenia, but it is noted that everyone diagnosed with it has an excessive amount of Dopamine floating around their brain.
Schizophrenia is characterized by delusions, hallucinations, and a few other things.

This is why Schizophrenics will always think, "I'm God" or "I'm _________".
The hallucinations can be auditory or visual. The oh-so-typical "voices" and delusions that "They're all out to get me".

You can't diagnose yourself with schizophrenia just because you heard something behind you and nothing was there or you woke up thinking you were in a different spot.

shit sucks man

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Response to My Crush is Schizophrenic 2009-03-19 16:54:35 Reply

At 3/19/09 04:42 PM, Rucklo wrote: am i the only one who thinks "OMG THREESOME!"? NG turned all mature all of a sudden. :O

I was actually scanning this thread to see if any had posted that yet.


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