I have a complaint about L4D

[Grind]

The zombies in this game, or infected as some may call them, now heres my complaint.

What is their purpose?

Now zombies in old zombie movies and in many new ones, they have the goal to eat brains, or they want to eat your flesh. Basically zombies and infected can be said to want to eat the living in general.

Well the zombies in Left 4 Dead, no, they do not try and eat you, Heres what they do.

Left 4 Dead Zombies will rush at you in large groups if they are alerted or randomly just decide to come, and they will start swinging at you, punching you and kicking you as you melee them and shoot them away. Then if they down you, they will come up and start ripping you apart and clawing you, and they will start curb stomping you.

Now I ask WHY

They do not want to eat me, what are there purpose, what do they want? what can they possibly achieve in curb stomping and beating the shit out of me D:

They do not ever try and eat me, they just seem to hate me and wanna beat me, am I not tasty? are I not delicious or something?

Just a thought

[Fezz]

At 3/17/09 04:06 PM, Grind wrote: What is their purpose?

To kill you durrr

[Ghost1124]

At 3/17/09 04:07 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote:

At 3/17/09 04:06 PM, Grind wrote: What is their purpose?

To kill you durrr

Thanks Captain Obvious!

On-topic, I do agree that the zombies should try to eat you instead of just beating you down and stomping on you.

[desert116]

Those guys were infected by mutated rabies virus, so they are just little...angry, and can't recognize a friend from foe. (But they don't attack each other, for some reason.)

[The-Great-One]

At 3/17/09 04:06 PM, Grind wrote: Why aren't the zombies not eating me?

People have taken a new path to zombies nowadays. Even Capcom with the Resident Evil series. In Resident Evil 4 the zombies just wanted to kill you not eat you. As for Resident Evil 5, it could possibly be both, in other words whatever comes first.

[TheGreatBeef]

The Zombies are pedo's and they just want to rape the survivors.

Even Bill.

[Altair8]

At 3/17/09 04:35 PM, TheGreatBeef wrote: The Zombies are pedo's and they just want to rape the survivors.

Even Bill.

That makes sense...

[Jackho]

their porpose is to be an opponent against human controlled characters trying to escape a city

[Makeshift]

At 3/17/09 04:06 PM, Grind wrote:

Well the zombies in Left 4 Dead, no, they do not try and eat you

I never actually realized that. lol, maybe their goal is to take over the city?

[Bl00dRedKnife]

They're not cannibals. They're more like normal people but stupider and have quadruple anger issues.

[The-Great-One]

At 3/17/09 06:33 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: They're not cannibals. They're more like normal people but stupider and have quadruple anger issues.

Stupider? Isn't it supposed to be dumber? Holy shit you're one of them!

[Bl00dRedKnife]

At 3/17/09 06:40 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 3/17/09 06:33 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: They're not cannibals. They're more like normal people but stupider and have quadruple anger issues.

Stupider? Isn't it supposed to be dumber? Holy shit you're one of them!

You know what I mean, you stupid toast.

[ParadoxVoid]

At 3/17/09 04:35 PM, TheGreatBeef wrote: The Zombies are pedo's and they just want to rape the survivors.

Even Bill.

Then whey kill the surv-? ....ohhhh...

Necrophilia...

[VenomKing666]

At 3/17/09 04:35 PM, TheGreatBeef wrote: The Zombies are pedo's and they just want to rape the survivors.

Even Bill.

>pedo
>rape bill,

oh THAT makes sense.

[ForNoReason]

These are obviously a more sophisticated zombie. They desire more than just a quick meal of some random flesh. They demand quality. When the are "beating" you, they are obviously attempting to tenderize your think and stringy muscle. This may indeed lead to your death but it is all the same to them. Upon your death they will cook you at a nice 450 degrees until the flaky crust is golden brown and then have you with a nice Chardonnay... The programmers had way to much time to think about the overall characteristics of these undead.

[HammerBrute]

What's easier to eat? A lifeless corpse, or a flailing guy shouting "OH GOD GET OFF OF ME OH GOD ASDFASDFSADFASDF"?

[LeidUndElend]

My friends and I had a discussion about this just yesterday. We couldn't come to any specific conclusion however I would tend to think because the infection is so widespread these "zombies" are the new humans that are trying to run a city wide gentleman's club. Since the pathogen has decreased their ability to talk with the survivors who are intruding upon their grounds they have to violently beat the shit out of them. Although the tank is the bouncer the rest also take up security affairs.

The witch cries because she doesn't have a kitchen to go to.

[Grind]

Then why don't I see them feasting on my dead body =[

also expert is to hard >:/

[StormOkapi]

At 3/18/09 07:27 AM, Aci6 wrote: The zombies don't wield guns in the game do they?

No, they simply tear you limb from limb.

[Elysha]

They like to make their flesh nice and tender before eating it therefore they will beat the living daylights out of you till you are all soft and chewy.

[VenomKing666]

At 3/18/09 01:42 PM, DarkSytze wrote: they're INFECTED, not ZOMBIES. learn the difference you dumb shit.

It's basically the same. Also they just want to beat you and to kill you before eating you. It's called tenderizing the meat.

[HeavyTank]

At 3/18/09 01:50 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:
It's basically the same.

Not really...

[JessePants]

ever seen "28 days later"?

ya

[VenomKing666]

At 3/18/09 04:20 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 3/18/09 01:50 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:
It's basically the same.

Not really...

Zombie: Crazy people that want to kill you and eat you because they are insane.

Infected: Crazy people that want to kill you and eat you because they are insane.

I said "basically" because the cause is different, infected = virus and zombie = magic or unknown cause.

[Zyphonee]

At 3/17/09 04:37 PM, Altair8 wrote:

At 3/17/09 04:35 PM, TheGreatBeef wrote: The Zombies are pedo's and they just want to rape the survivors.

Even Bill.

That makes sense...

Although I really wish it didn't...

[Vomitmuncher]

At 3/18/09 10:59 AM, Grind wrote:

also expert is to hard >:/

Expert is easy just dont run around like you have down syndrome stay with your team watch friendly fire and you will be fine.

[SatanHam]

At 3/17/09 04:06 PM, Grind wrote: What is their purpose?

gordan freeman has commanded the zombies to kill everyone but him.

[Elysha]

Zombie = Infected -.- No matter how you look at it. Watch every zombie movie there is some sort of Virus. Resident Evil = T-Virus and G-Virus that was Resident Evil 1,2 and 3 Oh and yeeeaahhh...... If you read the back of the case it basicly calls them zombies -.- Not only that Bill and zoey call them zombies in No Mercy need more proof? even valve put them down as zombies on their website http://www.l4d.com/game.htm So I think you need to get it right. Resident Evil 4 and 5 = Infected, Mindless plague or whatever it is.

[ievi]

Congratulation! Were off topic!

I think they were GOING to eat you before they saw your blood and guts and stuff. Then due to their wierd ass hydrophobia they got all angry thinking about how what they were looking at was roughly 70% water and wanted to destroy it.

At lease that makes sense to me...

[LittleLuckyLink]

At 3/17/09 04:13 PM, desert116 wrote: (But they don't attack each other, for some reason.)

Yes they do.
Every so often you'll find two of them fighting each other.