Whats the worst pick up line ever?

[BouseSlayer]

Seriously tell me the worst pick up line you can think of....make one up or share a interesting real life experience.

[Lagerkapo]

How much?

[Biscuit-head]

"Hey baby, you look like you put out."

[NetWar]

You: "How much does a polar bear weigh? Take a guess."
Girl: "(random chosen weight)?"
You: "Would that be enough to crack the ice?"

[Lagerkapo]

I'm so drunk you look GOOD bitch. Ima bring you home and FUCK-K-K-K YOUUUUU!!!

(slurred to hell)

[BouseSlayer]

At 3/17/09 02:16 AM, NetWar wrote: You: "How much does a polar bear weigh? Take a guess."
Girl: "(random chosen weight)?"
You: "Would that be enough to crack the ice?"

lolz nice

[Cyprus]

Do you suck dick and take it in the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

[Kitala]

"Are you an angel?--cuz I have an erection!"

i forgot where i heard that.
some really awesome guy i idolize on tv i think

:P

i didnt really forget -_O

[BouseSlayer]

At 3/17/09 02:27 AM, Kitala wrote: "Are you an angel?--cuz I have an erection!"

i forgot where i heard that.
some really awesome guy i idolize on tv i think

P

i didnt really forget -_O

Sounds like something that idiot Ryan Reynolds would say

[Another-User]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" *Put rag up to thier face*

I saw a guy actually use that as a gag to pick up a women. One of the bystanders actually thought the rage had chloroform, and maced/pepper sprayed him. Hillarity soon followed!

[36Holla]

Me and my friend on my lip, Mr. Herps, would be sorely disappointed if you didn't come back to our place tonight for a threesome. Wait a few weeks and it could be a foursome ;)

[Insanical]

Your parents must be retarded, because you're special.

[MultiCanimefan]

So, any tread on the tires left or would it be the quivalent of throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Lol, not mine.

[jimmythehedgehog]

Very nice! how much?

[Krbyfan1]

Your clothes would look better on my floor in a crumpled pile, and after a night of short, animal sex I'll fold them, place them on the bed, and sneak down to the kitchen to make you an omlette.

Sausage ok?

[Eilikrinis]

"I see you have braces, I have braces too"

[Phobotech]

Hey, YOU (pointing both fingers at her like they're both guns) give me an ERECTION! (pointing both fingers at your groin, like they're both guns, grinning at her.)

[2114]

Hey baby why don't you come round my house we could watch a DVD and if your lucky I'll show you my extras

[AntiangelicAngel]

At 3/17/09 02:54 AM, Insanical wrote: Your parents must be retarded, because you're special.

I vote this one ftw.

On a related note, my friend has had repeated success with "So... I think you should have sex with me, because I think you'd really enjoy it." Surprisingly, the candid approach sometimes works.

[Cyprus]

Are you walking to your car alone later?

[Zuggz]

You have a friend, I don't wanna cum between you...or do I?

[VladimirJFaust]

A friend of mine once used this one before:

"Give me your number before I don't want it no more."

Obviously it didn't work.

[Podburrys]

"I'm going to be straight, I want to fuck you. You going to let me, or will I have to pay?"

[Ragnarokia]

I must be in heaven because I see an Angel.
If anyone actually uses that I will have to see their expression after it. It will be to die for.

[DevourerJay]

hey ******, here's a drink *drinks it* well, that was roofie'd ill see you naked in 3-2-1- *rape*
yeah that would suck

[Maximus]

That dress would look great, on the floor, next to my bed.

[Lost-Chances]

"I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking. "

[DevourerJay]

At 3/17/09 04:27 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: "I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking. "

american psycho... great underrated movie

[ExtraCreamy]

If you were a dog i'd fuck you.

[frigi]

"how would you like to ride on the rape train?"