I'm a sucker for fast food, perhaps too much. I've experienced mouth watering highs like the McRib and vomit inducing lows like the McRib. You could say that I'm always looking for my next big score. Today, I found that big score. Perhaps, the greatest (depending on your definition of greatness) achievement in all of fast-foodery: the McGangBang.
The McGangBang is a sandwich steeped in lore, something that was only whispered about in back rooms and between employees of McDonalds. I feel it is my duty to bring this concoction to the attention of the general public. The sandwich, naturally is not on the menu. Because...naming a sandwich "gang bang" is poor marketing. Instead, it is something that must be created yourself, like an erector set of fried food.
First...you take a double cheeseburger and a junior chicken sandwich which are readily available on the cheap value menu. Then...you do the unthinkable. You separate the double cheeseburger and place the junior chicken sandwich firmly in the middle. Then, in act of defiance to the culinary gods, you reform the double cheeseburger. The unholy abomination you have just created is the McGangBang.
As lightning flashed in the distance and a wolf howled in the background, I took my first bite of the sandwich. I was extremely surprised. It was awesome. It was like a Big Mac, but with a chicken burger instead of another burger and gross sauce. After eating it however, I immediately came to regret my decision. For now, the sandwich is sitting like a boulder in my stomach. I suppose this is the fast food junkie's moment of remorse.
For now, I have my fix...but I'm always searching. Searching for the next great fast food item.
