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Posted at: 3/16/09 05:43 PM

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WWWOOOOOO, GET IT ON! Apparently nothing turns on snails like salt. God, there's going to be a shit ton of fucking tonight in the garden.

You can find out what kind of green porn star you are.

I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.

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We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?

My PSN ID is xscoot. Crazy, huh?

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At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?

Please don't let this become an internet epidemic.


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Oh shit this is so damn funny.fuck i'm too busy laughing to write this.


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I wonder how much that job pays.

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At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?

The age of 'fur-fags' is over my friend.


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Actual snail intercourse is so much more less disgusting.


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At 3/16/09 05:46 PM, Objection wrote:
At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?
Please don't let this become an internet epidemic.

It's probably already infected 4chan.

No one is safe!

My PSN ID is xscoot. Crazy, huh?

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At 3/16/09 05:47 PM, Minion777 wrote: I wonder how much that job pays.

I think she does it for kicks.

I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.

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That is hardcore

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At 3/16/09 05:48 PM, mastermalpass wrote:
At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?
The age of 'fur-fags' is over my friend.

so scalies are in now?


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"...I have both" - I lol'd.

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At 3/16/09 05:52 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 3/16/09 05:48 PM, mastermalpass wrote:
At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?
The age of 'fur-fags' is over my friend.
so scalies are in now?

Slimies

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"I have sex several times a day, any opportunity, any female."

Sounds like my kinda woman.

Mmm, Snail Porn.


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At 3/16/09 05:55 PM, MarchelloBB wrote: Slimies

Will they appreciate this then?

Mmm, Snail Porn.


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omg the bee one is the best!

but with out my penis, i will die... bleed to death. :D

I Stopped A Rape!!!
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At 3/16/09 05:46 PM, Objection wrote:
At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?
Please don't let this become an internet epidemic.

200,000 views
Let's hope it won't reach 1,000,000


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Let me guess, it's 'artistic'?


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I'm too scared to click the link.

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I fucked a snail once... Yea.

Ahoy there sailor can you do the otter dance?


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At 3/16/09 06:00 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: I'm too scared to click the link.

it's not a shocker site or rickroll. and the second link is to the site where you can take a test to see what green porno animal you are.

i'm a praying mantis..... damnit i get my head eaten off. fucking necrophilia.


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Posted at: 3/16/09 06:08 PM

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Yo yo yo thugs! Don't salt me...please?

Mmm, Snail Porn.

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At 3/16/09 05:46 PM, Objection wrote:
At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?
Please don't let this become an internet epidemic.

You never know...

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Posted at: 3/21/09 09:39 PM

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that was extremely disturbing


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Japanese bug fighting is better.


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What the fuck did I just see.

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At 3/16/09 05:48 PM, mastermalpass wrote:
At 3/16/09 05:45 PM, xscoot wrote: We've all heard of furry porn, but slimy porn?
The age of 'fur-fags' is over my friend.

Now were infested with fucking hippies.


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That was awesome. I laughed so hard at her expression when she crawled into the shell and said her anus was right above her head. Very "artful" stuff there.

I took the quiz also and I am a dragon-fly.

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