Scarlett fever. Twice!!

Oh yeah I'm a badass.

I'm known for getting at least one crazy disease every few years. One of the weirdest tho was when the left side of my face swelled up around my jaw. Turns out a saliva gland got infected. It was the most painful thing I've ever had in my life and the doctors couldn't even do much about it. Just had to wait it out, and look like a bafoon. The story goes on because if the swelling in my jaw would of popped, it would have gotten into my blood stream and good ol' cyprus would of punched his ticket real young.

Acid reflux and Uhlers danlose (sp?)

A rash near my naughty bits that made me think "OH NO I GOTZ DA GENITAUL HERPIEES" which I of course didn't have.

Clown Syndrome

I get so sick now that I might've grown an immunity to some. I think the worst disease I've gotten was a stomach flu.

At 3/16/09 03:21 PM, Bruce-Wayne wrote: AIDS.

You bitch.

staelin mah posts ):

i have terminal awesomeness, but other then that: the flu

i don't get sick

weaklings

Elephantiasis and Obesity.

:jk...

At 3/16/09 03:50 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Viral Encephalitis

Seriously, this shit was fucked up, worst fortnight of my life, in and out of hospital three times before I was diagnosed correctly. I was vomiting like mad and had a fever, then about a week later I started having seizures. In fact, I had a serious one while waiting to be admitted into hospital, and I woke up 8 hours later in a hospital bed with no clue how I got there. Apparently I had CAT scans and shit like that while I was unconscious, but I remember none of it.

Holy f*ck...

did they do that lumbar puncture while you were conscious?

I probably didn't have anything worse than a decent case of the flu.
I used to have an inflamation of the throat and the nose, but it was equivalent to the flu.

Anyone claiming to have cancer actually got cured? How was it like? :o

The stomach virus

I had puke shooting out of my nose, and mouth every 5 minutes, it really sucked.

I've had a lot of shitty diseases throughout my life. I do have one, which I caught when I was about 3 months old, Exercise-Induced-Asthma. I bet a lot of other Newgrounds users have it, and know that it really stinks. Over the years, my general poor health has triggered a variety of diseases, such as pneumonia. I had it during Chanukah too, which really took the cake.

Those are the worst diseases I've had so far, but I'm probably expecting to have worse later in life.

At 3/16/09 03:50 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Viral Encephalitis

Shit! Man, kudos on having to stand that awful disease for 1 whole night :/

At 3/16/09 08:54 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I've been quite healthy my whole life so I'd have to say the flu. I don't know why, but I just never seem to get seriously sick. Usually during the winter I get a mild cold with all the coughing and sore throats which passes in a few days.

Lucky bastard :)
I'm glad that you haven't been sick of anything serious. Keep up your good health.

Don't know the name, but I had excess fluid in my spine and I almost had to take a really risky spinal surgery. Also, I had pnemonia for a month when I was 5. I couldn't go to the bathroom without carrying an oxygen tank.

At 3/16/09 10:05 PM, osujunkie wrote: Don't know the name, but I had excess fluid in my spine and I almost had to take a really risky spinal surgery. Also, I had pnemonia for a month when I was 5. I couldn't go to the bathroom without carrying an oxygen tank.

Was it this?

i know of a substance more deadly than any desease, A think black tar made of the devils evil and a thousand twisted souls.
A hideous bile that will tear out your organs through any orifice available

IPAKACK

i was bet $30 i couldn't hold down a bottle (the lil med sized ones) longer than a minute...
a thousand rusty fishhooks dragging up my last week of food, again and again disregarding any pleas for mercy
but i lasted just over a minute before it began

my damn hard earned cash was spent on the original unreal tournament and i have been loyal to the franchise since :D

In summary, you have to be a real idiot to drink it but real idiots get paid dammit :P
i call george bush jr as my prime example

oh and uhh...well it's between frostbite and the liver thingy

Cholera.

It's like diarrhea on steroids.

meh the worst ive had is severe chicken pox when I was 9 (unless you can count insomnia)

flu

The chicken pox. For a couple of days.

Homosexuality

:Yes its a disease

Genetical would be phimosis which has still left me fucked over after "treating" it. For something I picked up I would say mumps. I was in bed for around 3 days I think unable to move and then t still took a few weeks to cure.

Gas.

the demon never leaves!

I remember getting what was thought to beImpetigo all around my mouth back in primary school. Was probably 9 i think.

Other than that i've been relatively healthy most of my life. Which sucked ass for school as i got very few sneaky days off and i was crap at faking it. So much so that i was even sent to school a few times only for my mother to come pick me up at lunchtime, with me giving her the "told you so" look.

Do have some neat physical injurys, think i broke a collarbone and an arm as a small child. And i've a scar on my eyebrow where i smacked my head into a coffee table. Oh and jumping into a swimming pool while turning around, smacking my chin on the floor as i missed. Hurt to bugger but i look back thinking how lucky i was that i didn't cut my tongue off.

Chicken Pox @ 16... it fucking sucked... otherwise i've always been healthy

Asthma nuff said

Whooping cough when I was 8 or 9.
Now one may think it's not that bad, but coughing so long until all your breath runs out and you still have to cough and all you want to do is to take a deep breath, but you can't because you have to cough.... yeah, it's a pretty nasty disease.

I am a lucky one. The worst i have had was a stomach virus. I guess i am lucky becaus e i never get sick but when i do its to keep my immune system up to par.

Mono