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what crime will you be willing to do out of any evil thing that comes to mind.

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well, there are some minor crimes i have committed that i will most likely commit again. such as peeing in public.

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arson... or smacking emo kids

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At 3/16/09 02:26 AM, badassdude1234 wrote: what crime will you be willing to do out of any evil thing that comes to mind.

Crime=/=Evil

But unless you count underage drinking/not wearing a seatbelt/ trespass on abandoned areas ect as 'crime' I'm pretty unlikely to have done anything that entails what you're implying really.

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Granted that the law is the defining body for "crime," I would be very liable to smoke marijuana.

As to the universal "don't do that"s... Destruction of inanimate things.

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I am intoxicated in public areas almost every weekend....

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I get hammered and drive more then I should... But I've definitely cut back on that since I'm paranoid about getting a DUI. But once you get to that certain level of drunkenness you think your the best driver on the planet.


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Smoke weed?

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At 3/16/09 03:23 AM, Rozner wrote: Smoke weed?

Wait... that's illegal?


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At 3/16/09 03:23 AM, Rozner wrote: Smoke weed?

Beat me to it. That's a law I'm willing to break.

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At 3/16/09 03:24 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Beat me to it. That's a law I'm willing to break.

It's actually not illegal to smoke weed. It's illegal to possess it in any quantity, so having smoked it is basically damning evidence that you were breaking possession laws. That's the brilliant part of decriminalization of the stuff. As a resident of MA, up to an Oz. is a civil offense. On par with forgetting to put money in the meter. You lose your weed and your paraphernalia, and you owe Cousin Commonwealth a benjamin.

Uh, anyway. I'm probably gonna break the speed limit again in my life. It does happen, I don't care who you are.

I'm not really that willing to break most laws, now that I'm thinking about it. Kindof annoying that I have that seemingly arbitrary societal check on my existence... buuut, not really so much of an inhibiting factor in my life. So I live happily with it.

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At 3/16/09 03:36 AM, Evark wrote:
At 3/16/09 03:24 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Beat me to it. That's a law I'm willing to break.
It's actually not illegal to smoke weed. It's illegal to possess it in any quantity, so having smoked it is basically damning evidence that you were breaking possession laws.

Because if you get caught smoking it, you're going down for possesion.

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At 3/16/09 03:30 AM, scottmale24 wrote: Drugs
Drinking Age
Seatbelts
Trespassing

These are all laws I will probably break before the end of this week. And I may have pictures for some.

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At 3/16/09 03:37 AM, Biscuit-head wrote: Because if you get caught smoking it, you're going down for possesion.

Not necessarily.

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At 3/16/09 03:59 AM, Evark wrote:
At 3/16/09 03:37 AM, Biscuit-head wrote: Because if you get caught smoking it, you're going down for possesion.
Not necessarily.

It's only a wild card if you're with a group of people, and you somehow manage do escape.

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At 3/16/09 04:02 AM, Biscuit-head wrote: It's only a wild card if you're with a group of people, and you somehow manage do escape.

Hypothetical situations are not reality, therefore, hypothetical situations do not determine reality.

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Regicide, no doubt.

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At 3/16/09 04:18 AM, Haoie wrote: Regicide, no doubt.

I'm going for deicide.

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Being a sociopath.

Oh wait, even if I do trigger a complicated chain of events to get what I want by taking advantage of people socially, I can't go to jail for that.

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More crimes:
Possessing. [WOO!]
Under age drinking [did it can't do it any more :(]
Trespassing...loads
Destruction of property [I dunno, might happen]
More speeding [do it almost every day]


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