Sorry I didn't get my lazy ass up and drive the 93 miles to hang out with a handful of people (of which like 3 were 21+). I was actually planning on leaving around 11 AM except the girlfriend insisted on going. However, she didn't want to ride on my bike and insisted I drive my car. I insisted on her NOT going since;
a) That's just fucking weird. "Hey I'd like you to meet random strangers I talk to online. I'd introduce everyone by name, but....... You know."
b) Nobody brings a woman to a small meeting of hormonally-inept males ages 13-30.
c) (This is also kind of a reason I didn't go individually too) The internet, and most sites/services on it are almost strictly anonymous to the extent that you allow it to be. In that manner; I've chosen to remain as anonymous as I feel comfortable with for the most part. For me to introduce someone who is nearly all of my personal life to a small extent of the now fringe "internet life" I live is just asking for all types of awkward instances and issues. If I barely know any of you and I surely know that none of you know me since I personally see to it that you only know as much as I divulge, I'm certain I could've paid a hobo $20 to go meet you at South Station and say maybe 2 or 3 things semi-related to myself and they may have been accepted as myself.
Ok; so problem solved with her going. I should just go myself now. OH YEAH; SHE LETS ME PUT MY DICK IN HER! Damn; better not just go without her even though I got that "Oh it's fine, but I'll miss you" line. I'm sure that's the same as saying "Have fun; and don't forget to pick up a fleshlight for yourself for the next few weeks asshole." Probably would've been worth it if all of you there were bar-legal. Or if the meet was not in the Robert Barone city of Boston; but more the Raymond city like NY or LA.
In short; pussywhipped.
