most idiotic thing you've done...

[Tramps]

What's the most idiotic thing you've done that no one else was around to witness? The kind of moment where you have to look around and make sure nobody was looking at you because you'd probably feel like such a jackass. Or heck, what's the most idiotic thing you've done that everyone was around to laugh at you for?

I have this habit of opening doors (that open towards you) by grabbing the handle and then falling away from them in a smooth sort of fashion. One day I was feeling a bit cocky and decided to grab the handle whilst watching TV. Needless to say, I feel backwards and hit my head pretty hard. Luckily, I was home alone at the time and just continued with my day as if nothing happened.

Nothing comes to mind where people have been around, but I do remember witnessing one girl fall up the stairs with a bunch of people surrounding her. Me and a few others were so tempted to burst out laughing, but everyone just stood silent, looking at the poor girl. If it was me, I'd prefer everyone laughing, rather than everyone staring.

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[IlliterateLlama]

I was about 9 and I was hyper, I was running across the kitchen table, I slipped and I cracked my head open.

Worth it, though.

[DrClay]

I buried some skittles thinking I would see a rainbow and it would rain skittles... that was 5 bucks well wasted..

I was young

[linkinparkpie43]

the phone in my house went off when i was alone in my house and since the phones are all on the first floor i had to run down from the attic (third floor). When i came to the door to the attic i tried opening it while running and since it was an push door instead of a pull door (which i thought it was) i basicaly flew into the door. And when i finally got to the phone i accidently hit the off button.

[shortfusetemper]

I was 10, and I decided to see if I could jump in my computer chair as it was spinning around at super speed! Needless to say I ended up hitting my knee, then just clutching it on the ground in the fetal position because the pain was so intense I was paralyzed. But the weird thing, I wasn't hurting but the pain would come in waves, weird right? Anyway I lay their for about 15 minutes, then got up and was glad no one saw me.

[Zombified]

Casually walking and slipping on ice. And it's even worse when you try to make it seem like it didn't just happen.

[NineInchNoodles]

Fingered a girl while her parents were right down the stairs.

[Lagerkapo]

Trying to make a bad trip better with ecstasy.

Please, hear me out.

I don't remember having a BAD time. I just couldn't get a grip on anything and 2 hours later I was relatively sober.

RELATIVity is useful sometimes.

[WATCHurFLAG]

Ran into a wall in PE.

Read more about it here.

[Maverick-Alex]

That'd be drinking alcohol straight form a bottle.

[BrianBearPig]

The time I jumped down a flight of stairs, hit my head on the ceiling, and landed on my ass. The bad ass moment was when I went to 24-hour fitness right after I had my black out.

This was also the most sophomoric thing I've done so far...so far.

[HandsomePete]

I put Icy Hot on my wang once... That's the whole story, and it pretty much tells itself. It is true, though.

[Anozke]

Probably the most retarded thing I still do is peeling out in my camper on the gravel road. Well, at least it's an underused road that leads into the middle of nowhere.

[SaBErT00thedT0Ad]

I saw this tube that said "cream" on it. Then i tried to jack off. It took a half hour before I could move.

[jolt1100]

i was scratching my balls when out of nowhere, my sisters friends come in and start laughing thinking that i was jacking off, LMFAO

[rockyiscool125]

I have 2 that I would have to debate on.

1) When I was about 9 we used to have this coffe table that was so freaking slick it was amazing. It was a really long coffe table too so when no one was home I would clear everything off of it. Then I would run and slide across it on my belly and fall off at the end of the coffe table.

2) When I was 10 I had walked into the restoom at school NO ONE WAS IN THE RESTROOM and I didn't notice what I was doing so I walked into the Girls restroom not knowing...So I walk back there and it was all Stalls so I was just like WTF... So I walk out and there was an entire class in a line walking by when I came out.....I got in trouble and was sent to the pricipals officer Lol

[FurryFox]

Once I grabbed a sled and went down the stairs naked on it.

Good times.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

No one saw this one, and I'm surprised.

I had to go to the bathroom so bad, that I pissed in the corner of a McDonalds wall. I was 6, and I now wonder how no one saw this. I guess the poor guy that had to mop up the floors that night was wondering "what the fuck happened here?"

A friend on a dare took a shit in the corner about 8 years later, also wasn't caught.

[rifledark1]

I stripped off my clothes(had boxers on though) in front of 6th graders, and they told the school dean... Cops were there the next day to arrest me if needed... ._.

[YourFutureMaster]

When I was a little kid I thought it would be fun to jump off a banister. I landed on a coffee table and knocked out two teeth.

I still haven't had permanent fake teeth put in.

[poxpower]

I think... pissing near a really famous religious building at night...
Near a well-traveled highway.. Yeah I was looking around alot to see if drivers were spotting me. They probably saw.

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE TO CALL THE COPS MWAHAHAHA

[norcemastero]

At 3/15/09 09:31 PM, NineInchNoodles wrote: Fingered a girl while her parents were right down the stairs.

LOL really?

probably that i picked a fight with the most ghetto toughest kid in my shool......and survived

[BenW1996]

I jumped into a swimming pool with no water in it. Yayz!

[Shreddy]

i've run straight through a plate glass door trying to get to the door to accept a delievery

(i was running because i was in bed when the postman knocked and had to get dressed)

damn that thing was clean though...

[Magical-Mark]

Started getting an education...really dumb.

stay in school kids, but don't educate yourself it's a bore.

[Sawdust]

I had diarhhea and went to Universal Studios when I was like 9.

When I took a shit in the stall, it sprayed so bad that the toilet bowl was covered in liquid feces, with some on the floor. A janitor walked in and he was brushing the mess with a broon while saying "SHIT" over and over again.

I got some shit on my pants and it stuck, so I watched a movie with my family, all of them aware of my predicament. I got up when the movie ended and found some shit on my seat.

[Sensationalism]

Well, earlier today I was in my room by myself and just fell down. I felt really stupid about it, and it was a pretty lame fall. I'm so glad my name isn't Grace, that'd just be cruel.

[ShanyBoy-XX]

killed a man... or two.

[ChocEliteBar]

Waking up early on the oh so recent Saturday that passed. It wasn't pleasant, and I clearly forgot the date.

[Lucy]

I do stuff all the time when i'm alone that I hope no one saw. I'm just a very clumsy person. Yesterday at work, I was carrying some boards and the corner of them caught the wall, bounced back and hit me in the face. I was alone in the shop so it was okay, then I looked up and saw a camera. But I guess I'm used to being an idiot.