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Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-15 17:02:25 Reply

Who'd win in a fight?

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-15 17:03:06 Reply

Have you seen Urkel since the show? He's fucking huge. He'd kick screech's ass.

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-15 17:04:01 Reply

At 3/15/09 05:03 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Have you seen Urkel since the show? He's fucking huge. He'd kick screech's ass.

He'd win anyway-he's a smart nerd and Screech is a dumb one.

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-15 17:33:08 Reply

Urkel by GNP TKO in the 1st.

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-15 17:34:45 Reply

Screech would win by dirty sanchez.


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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-15 17:49:27 Reply

Urkel definitely, he would annoy the shit outta Screech so much that Screech would kill himself


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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 14:36:22 Reply

At 3/15/09 05:49 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Urkel definitely, he would annoy the shit outta Screech so much that Screech would kill himself

Urkel would probably challenge Screech to an "invent-off" and win.

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 14:41:41 Reply

Urkel voiced Sonic the Hedgehog and Screech went on to do a porno.

I'm betting on the hedgehog.


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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 14:45:19 Reply

urkel.

plus if urkel lost, he probably has some family or something that will kick screech's stupid ass.

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 14:55:07 Reply

Screech.

He's got fucking Slater on his side.

It's Slater, right? That buff mexican from the show...?

Do what now...?

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 14:58:28 Reply

At 3/16/09 02:55 PM, Elios wrote: Screech.

He's got fucking Slater on his side.

It's Slater, right? That buff mexican from the show...?

AC Slater to be proper.

I know, I'm a twat.
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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 15:02:03 Reply

I could imagine Dustin making a racial remark about Jaleel first, and then Jaleel would probably hang Dustin by his intestines.


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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 15:36:16 Reply

At 3/16/09 02:58 PM, KartoTolmex wrote:
At 3/16/09 02:55 PM, Elios wrote: Screech.

He's got fucking Slater on his side.

It's Slater, right? That buff mexican from the show...?
AC Slater to be proper.

I know, I'm a twat.

He's a video jockey over at MuchMusic, a rival of MTV.

I'm the true twat around here!

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 16:00:33 Reply

At 3/16/09 02:55 PM, Elios wrote: Screech.

He's got fucking Slater on his side.

Screech may have A.C Slater on his side, but he's yet to actually make it into the ring, where Urkel awaits. My bet is that Zack Morris has him stuffed in a locker in the girls' changing room so he can eavesdrop on any conversations. Failing that, he's still in the girls' room, only dressed as a woman in order to trick the seemingly blind girls of Bayside High.

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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 16:05:14 Reply

Urkel has got this wrapped up.


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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 16:17:33 Reply

hmmmm...
i would have to say Urkel
Screech is a wimp


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Response to Urkel vs. Screech 2009-03-16 16:36:25 Reply

Urkel he could turn to Stephon. Screech cant do that.

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