Which goes first in a PB&J?

[scarykid]

Yeah..last night I was watching 300 and while I was making a PB&J sandwhich, I thought about which I should put first, and what other people put first.... So I saw some jelly in the peanut butter already and said fuck it I just went into the jelly and then to the Peanut butter, and then thoroughly enjoyed seeing that chick get raped.

So people of NG...What goes first in your PB&J?

[Scuzzfest]

At 3/15/09 03:42 PM, scarykid wrote: Yeah..last night I was watching 300 and while I was making a PB&J sandwhich.

Throw a blowjob in there and you have some peoples idea of heaven.

[scottmale24]

Peanut butter on one slice.
Then I use the other slice to wipe off the peanut butter.
Then I put jelly on it.
Then put it together.

[darknessdweller]

At 3/15/09 03:42 PM, scarykid wrote:
So people of NG...What goes first in your PB&J?

It goes.. bread, jelly, peanut butter and mayo.

[SkullsNSkate]

Get some Smuckers, that'll answer your problem.

[Spinal-Skylancer]

Bread, Butter, PB then Jelly.

Then I usually throw it away and remember I hate PB&J Sandwiches and make a meat sandwich instead.

[STEM]

Oh you mean Pam Beesly and Jim?

[Legionnaire-X]

At 3/15/09 04:01 PM, STEM wrote: Oh you mean Pam Beesly and Jim?

oh my.

Anyways, I put peanut butter on both slices then jelly in the middle.

[STEM]

At 3/15/09 04:11 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: When you yanks talk about jelly, do you mean jam?

Jam jam jam jamjamjam jam JAM jam jam!

[Southbark]

I like to cover mine in baby blood first.

[WilliWowza]

At 3/15/09 04:11 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: When you yanks talk about jelly, do you mean jam?

They have some SICK fetish for desecrating peanut butter on bread with jam, I don't understand it.

[Ericho]

I assume peanut butter because it's the first in the name.

[Zaibas]

The butter obviously goes first.

[SuperFlonic]

At 3/15/09 03:44 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Peanut butter on one slice.
Then I use the other slice to wipe off the peanut butter.
Then I put jelly on it.
Then put it together.

That's liek, the same way I do it.
HIGH FIVE

[sumidiotdude]

The bread.

I'll fetch my coat.

[DM692]

1. Peanut Butter on each side.
2. Jam on each side.
3. Put together.
4. Eat.

[Luxury-Yacht]

I use two different knives, one for peanut butter and one for jelly. I'm not going to fucking contaminate my spreads like some amateur.

[JKMonkey]

i always put the peanut butter on one slice, the jelly on the other slice, put them together, and golden heaven

[TheLameSauce]

i make pbj sandwiches next to the sink, so i can clean my knife. i hate jelly in my peanut butter. I FUCKING HATE IT.

[BlakeMo]

Does this Smuckers taste odd to you

Yeah it's been on my penis

[El-Duego]

Bread, Peanut Butter, Jam (Jelly)

[Ericho]

At 3/15/09 05:24 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I use two different knives, one for peanut butter and one for jelly. I'm not going to fucking contaminate my spreads like some amateur.

Ah, I don't care.

[pizza4ever]

i put on peanut butter first..

[NeonFlame126]

Crunchy peanut butter on one side and smooth on the other comes first. Then the jelly. Then put them together and slice.

[DroopyA]

I use two knives... that way the PB and J don't get mixed up in the jar.

PB goes on one slice of bread. The J goes on the other.

I put them together, have a circle jerk over the top of it, and feed it to the loser.

[ToastedCupcake]

At 3/15/09 03:44 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Peanut butter on one slice.
Then I use the other slice to wipe off the peanut butter.
Then I put jelly on it.
Then put it together.

That's how I do it.

[TheKman01]

At 3/15/09 03:59 PM, SkullsNSkate wrote: Get some Smuckers, that'll answer your problem.

there you go. NOW STOP KILLING THE FORUM! Epic_loss this thread is

[Jercurpac]

At 3/15/09 04:11 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: When you yanks talk about jelly, do you mean jam?

No, it's jelly when there's just jellied fruit juice and jam when there's solid bits of pulp in it. I've seen a few Brits' not know the distinction. Is it common just to call everything jelly over there or do you just never add the fruit itself to your jelly?

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 3/16/09 05:50 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 3/15/09 05:24 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I use two different knives, one for peanut butter and one for jelly. I'm not going to fucking contaminate my spreads like some amateur.

Ah, I don't care.

You fucking heathen.

[Jercurpac]

At 3/16/09 05:59 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 3/15/09 04:11 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: When you yanks talk about jelly, do you mean jam?

Is it common just to call everything jam over there or do you always use the high class pulpy jams over there.

Fixed to what I should have logically written.