Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsAt 2/18/10 06:56 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: Get boobs
one achivment i will never get...
Sometimes the best solution is, simply, a swift kick in the ass.
Achievement Unlocked:
WInner!
You have successfully lived 90 years.
Internal Affairs
Successfully donate 20,000 gallons of blood in your life-time.
Achievement Unlocked!- 100 points
Who wants toast?!
Burn 100 NG users who use the word Nostalgia.
Consolation Prize
-Born with a small penis and/or Jewish
At 7/27/10 08:46 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: Consolation Prize
-Born with a small penis and/or Jewish
Well that one is a tad bit sad/ harsh don't you think?
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
True BBS Poster
Have atleast 1,000 BBS posts.
Just chillin' like always.
Born from ashes: Make up with your girlfriend that you broke up with no more than 5 minutes ago.
Forgiven: Kick your teacher in the balls but don't receive a detention.
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool." -Stephen King
Krusty Krab: Ejaculate into 10 different socks.
Lone Wolf: Spend the first 21 years of your life with no friends.
Don't Drop the....: Spend a year in prison without getting raped.
Shit Pushed In: Get raped in the first hour of arriving in prison.
The Cleanser: Be a douche to everyone you meet.
Pure Pleasure: Peer pressure at least 5 friends into oral sex with you.
gosh, there's so much replies that i actually think i'm accidentaly copying someone
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The beggining:
arrive to this world.
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Teenager:
have your 13th birthday!
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Adult:
have your 18th birthday!
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Anus fucker:
have anal sex with a babe.
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Oh fuck that feels good:
have sex with a babe.
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Bad person:
kill a puppy.
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Hitler:
kill 1000 puppys by putting them all in a room and dropping the spiky ceiling on them
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OH NOOOOOO:
die from AIDS
damn it
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Very difficult achievement:
breathe.
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EVEN MORE difficult achievement:
blink.
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Excuse me, god:
piss in your pants while in church
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Master rapist:
rape your girlfriend.
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Feels warm, baby?:
piss all over your girlfriend while sex
damn it
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This stinks... 20p
kill someone with your farts
damn it
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slap back
-some random person slaps you and you bitch slap them back
You don't quit NEWGROUNDS, NEWGROUNDS quits YOU.
Yeah, right.
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White-Trash Black Belt
Stopped your mother's one-night stand in order to get some much-needed sleep.
There is no Mercy, only DoDonPachi
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what is this i dont even ..
- went outside for the first time ever after school ended
I recently unlocked an achievement
-Donated 10k grains of rice on free rice-
Good ol' times
Bring up a topic which hasn't been active for about 7 months
ACHIEVEMENT GET!
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First Breath 5G
Final Words 100G....
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Lucky Bastard
Win the Lottery
100 G
Spartans!!!
Have exactly 300 friends on Facebook.
And of course the achivement is worth 300 G, duh.
Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.
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Cold Killer
Suck on an ice cube till it melts without taking it out of your mouth or choking
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"Choosing Sides" 10000 GS
PS3, XBox 360, or Wii?
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Do a barrel roll!
Press r or z twice
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Top o' the class.
Get 100% on a Maths pop quiz.
*Achievement Unlocked*
Dumbass.
Try to do something stupid and fail horribly.
*Achievement Unlocked"
Just...ew.
Become a furry.
*Achievement Unlocked*
Coffee anyone?
Pull an all nighter.
i'mma go eat me a big ol' fuckin' bagel
(Derpy Hooves sig courtesy of brony ryan)
Achievement Unlocked: Oh Dear.
Have sex with your sister - 50 GP