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Gamewiz
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-03-05 17:55:39

At 2/18/10 06:56 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: Get boobs

one achivment i will never get...


Sometimes the best solution is, simply, a swift kick in the ass.

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-27 20:06:39

I'm the bomb: Hit Puberty

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-27 20:27:16

Achievement Unlocked:

WInner!
You have successfully lived 90 years.

Sectus
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-27 20:29:03

Internal Affairs
Successfully donate 20,000 gallons of blood in your life-time.

ChainsawNinjaZX
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-27 20:31:23

Achievement Unlocked!- 100 points

Who wants toast?!

Burn 100 NG users who use the word Nostalgia.

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-27 20:46:00

Consolation Prize
-Born with a small penis and/or Jewish


Steam | TF2BP

Sig by armorfag or whatever

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-27 21:10:30

At 7/27/10 08:46 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: Consolation Prize
-Born with a small penis and/or Jewish

Well that one is a tad bit sad/ harsh don't you think?

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-27 21:44:10

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
True BBS Poster
Have atleast 1,000 BBS posts.


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-28 03:06:10

Born from ashes: Make up with your girlfriend that you broke up with no more than 5 minutes ago.

Forgiven: Kick your teacher in the balls but don't receive a detention.


"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool." -Stephen King

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-28 10:39:30

went skydiving!

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-28 11:36:17

Krusty Krab: Ejaculate into 10 different socks.
Lone Wolf: Spend the first 21 years of your life with no friends.
Don't Drop the....: Spend a year in prison without getting raped.
Shit Pushed In: Get raped in the first hour of arriving in prison.
The Cleanser: Be a douche to everyone you meet.
Pure Pleasure: Peer pressure at least 5 friends into oral sex with you.


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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 09:18:10

Road Block
Go a whole year without taking a shit

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 11:10:29

gosh, there's so much replies that i actually think i'm accidentaly copying someone

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
The beggining:
arrive to this world.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Teenager:
have your 13th birthday!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Adult:
have your 18th birthday!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Anus fucker:
have anal sex with a babe.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Oh fuck that feels good:
have sex with a babe.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Bad person:
kill a puppy.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Hitler:
kill 1000 puppys by putting them all in a room and dropping the spiky ceiling on them

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
OH NOOOOOO:
die from AIDS


damn it

spoildmilk
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 11:32:42

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Very difficult achievement:
breathe.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
EVEN MORE difficult achievement:
blink.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Excuse me, god:
piss in your pants while in church

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Master rapist:
rape your girlfriend.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Feels warm, baby?:
piss all over your girlfriend while sex


damn it

spoildmilk
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 11:35:13

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
This stinks... 20p
kill someone with your farts


damn it

Domo
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 11:37:03

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
slap back
-some random person slaps you and you bitch slap them back


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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 11:45:26

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
232 Posts
*get 232 posts


You don't quit NEWGROUNDS, NEWGROUNDS quits YOU.

Sindread
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 12:14:34

LOCKED ACHIEVEMENT:
Suicide.


Yeah, right.

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 12:17:41

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
White-Trash Black Belt
Stopped your mother's one-night stand in order to get some much-needed sleep.


There is no Mercy, only DoDonPachi

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 12:20:58

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

what is this i dont even ..

- went outside for the first time ever after school ended


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ChainsawNinjaZX
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-07-30 12:32:34

I recently unlocked an achievement

-Donated 10k grains of rice on free rice-

Life Achievements

Sectus
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-01 21:04:21

Achievement Unlocked
Tall Man
Be a tall person

Arnedsomedude
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-02 15:18:04

Good ol' times
Bring up a topic which hasn't been active for about 7 months
ACHIEVEMENT GET!

Barrelsfox
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-02 16:01:49

Achievement Unlocked
First Breath 5G

Final Words 100G....


Report to Duty! (Join the most epic army of all time)

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orangebomb
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-02 23:25:15

Achivement Unlocked
Lucky Bastard

Win the Lottery
100 G

Spartans!!!
Have exactly 300 friends on Facebook.

And of course the achivement is worth 300 G, duh.


Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-02 23:31:22

Achievement Unlocked
Cold Killer

Suck on an ice cube till it melts without taking it out of your mouth or choking


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redfield95
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-03 03:52:55

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
"Choosing Sides" 10000 GS
PS3, XBox 360, or Wii?


Special thanks to illicit for making the most badass sig ever!
My Steam (Feel free to add me)

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Arnedsomedude
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-03 06:05:03

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Do a barrel roll!
Press r or z twice

Killerhammer
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-03 08:19:58

*Achievement Unlocked*
Top o' the class.
Get 100% on a Maths pop quiz.

*Achievement Unlocked*
Dumbass.
Try to do something stupid and fail horribly.

*Achievement Unlocked"
Just...ew.
Become a furry.

*Achievement Unlocked*
Coffee anyone?
Pull an all nighter.


i'mma go eat me a big ol' fuckin' bagel
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Sectus
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Response to Life Achievements 2010-08-08 19:31:20

Achievement Unlocked: Oh Dear.
Have sex with your sister - 50 GP