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I gave my brother acheivments once

REVERSE MCDONALDS ACHEIVEMENT!
You turned a large order small. (He helped out at my mom's restuarant. No. I'm not rich T.T)

PAIDITYOURSELF ACHEIVEMENT!
You paid something with your own money instead of dads. Hooray!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"No Life"-
You have made a Newgrounds account.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"You are officially a Man"-
You lost your virginity.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Heaven"-
Went to Heaven.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Hell"-
Went to Hell.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Athesists"-
Become an Athesist.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Environmentalist - 15g
Jack off to Yiff

Thunder and Blood - 5g
Learn the Thunderstruck intro on guitar

Holy shit, my ears - 25g
Listen to an entire Slayer album without pausing with your headphones or stereo set at max volume

Can I rest nao? - 50g
Stay up 3 nights without caffine or sugar to keep you awake

Awkward moment... - 10g
Purchase condoms from a pharmacy when you are under 16

Man of silence - 40g
Go an entire week without speaking

Fast Copier/Smooth Student - 100g
Get an A in any non-electoral high school class without doing any required homework on time

But it ate my dog - 15g
Use a false excuse to avoid school punishment for tardiness, absence or absence of required materials

This is Sparta - 20g
Get a 300 game in bowling

Green energy - 5g
Ride a bike or walk to school

You Killed Kenny - 10g
Use any South Park reference in school

SECRET

Fat Dip - 20g
Jump in a pool with 15 or more articles of clothing on

And Whispers Turn to Screams - 20g
Beat Visions on Expert Drums

Chinese Democracy - 10g
Order "noodles" instead of "chow mein" at an Asian Resteraunt

At 3/15/09 01:48 AM, Gustavos wrote: It took you till age 13? I got bonars since I was 8. I asked my big brother what it meant, and he didn't know yet. And still hasn't told me.

HA! I Got my first at age 4! Boy that was a fucked up day.

MOAR!

Newgrounds:

Cool Story Bro
- 5
- Tell a fake story on Newgrounds

Welcome home!
- 0
Join a spam group.

Got Hit by the AIDS truck
- 5
- Get banned by Poozy

To Hell and back
- 5000
Beat OCD+ in less then 24 hours.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Real Loser -35g
Attain the highest rank possible on b/p, leveling and whistle.

At 7/11/09 02:14 AM, BrokenHeaven wrote:

Chinese Democracy - 10g
Order "noodles" instead of "chow mein" at an Asian Resteraunt

"Mein" is noodles in chinese. just saying :D

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

tl;dr - 0 points
didn't bother to read any of the posts in this thread to check if this one was already taken.

Let your child think mike's hard lemonade is regular lemonade

thatll show em

At 7/10/09 10:45 PM, starownage3 wrote: PAIDITYOURSELF ACHEIVEMENT!
You paid something with your own money instead of dads. Hooray!

I have achieved that countless times since 2005.

achievement unlocked

you finally got the fuck off of your xbox

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
-lazy bastard
spent the entire day doing nothing

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED*
Arsonist:
Show your ass/arse in public

At 3/15/09 08:29 AM, TheOutsiders wrote: *BLEEP BLOOP!*
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
-Laid an egg in a ranked or social playlist

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
-Suck It Blues!
Make a Grown Man Giggle With A Red vs Blue Reference

Ya Nailed It Buddy

At 7/10/09 11:12 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"No Life"-
You have made a Newgrounds account.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"You are officially a Man"-
You lost your virginity.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Heaven"-
Went to Heaven.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Hell"-
Went to Hell.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Athesists"-
Become an Athesist.

I Hate Those Achievements that require you to play the game more than once

Achievement unlocked:
Another?
Make another post with MORE achievements.

Achievement unlocked:
Say no to peer pressure
Avoid making posts about having a newgrounds account.

Achievement unlocked:
Poster:
Have over 700 posts.

Achievement unlocked:
Television addict.
Watch futurama while writing.

Achievement unlocked:
Hate the new layout.
Avoid youtube in anger.

*Achievement Unlocked*
Start your post with an A.

*Achievement Unlocked*
Unlock an Acheivement.

*Achievement Unlocked*
Achueive a spelling error.

*Achievement Unlocked*
5 Achievements!

*Achievement Unlocked*
Reach 7,933 Characters Remaining.

*Achievement Unlocked*
Spell Remaining.

I would continue but im afraid I have other things to attend to.

Like raise my REAL gamerscore.

Wow I never really expected this thread to get this far...

At 7/13/09 10:58 PM, bl00db47h wrote: Achievement unlocked:
Poster:
Have over 700 posts.

ACHIEVEMENTS:
Great Poster:
Achieve 2,000 posts.

Zero As A Limit
Achieve 50,000 posts.
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I think I have a 100,000 post achievement sometime back.

At 7/13/09 11:54 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/13/09 10:58 PM, bl00db47h wrote:

ACHIEVEMENTS:
Great Poster:
Achieve 2,000 posts.

about to get that one woooo!

Achievement Unlocked

Rape train, TF2 style

Rape train a bunch of fags with a baseball bat.

At 7/14/09 09:03 PM, Atgod88 wrote: Achievement Unlocked

Rape train, TF2 style

Rape train a bunch of fags with a baseball bat.

i once had 5 kills using the scout bat back-to-back.

Achievement Unlocked

Spent a week on vacation with my brother who's clinically depressed.

Trust me, that's bad.

Fail 4 Life-Vote for George Bush
50 Points
Super Fail 4 Life-Vote for George Bush again
100 Points
An Emo-Riffic Life-Commit suicide and stab you're self repeatedly and also shoot yourself.
15 Points

Rick Astley's Brother- Get Rick Rolled more than 1000 times
90 Points
Blam You- Get the highest level of the blam and save points
500 Points
The Dead Year Old Virgin- Be a virgin until you die
150 Points

All Paradoxed Up- You're the biggest retard of the universe! Why did you do it
Infinite Points
The Man Not Of Steel- Try to kill Chuck Norris using only a radioactive bomb, 100 10,432 pound tanks and a black hole
0 Points
Rest In Purgatory- Die and go to Purgatory
1000 Points
Unlucky Charmed- Born on Friday the 13th
13 Points

Achievement Unlocked-

Epic Bail
Become bankrupt over the internet.

At 7/15/09 11:03 PM, GrewNounds97 wrote: All Paradoxed Up- You're the biggest retard of the universe! Why did you do it

Wow, triple post much? not cool.

Achievment Unlocked !
-Unlock an Achievment-

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

"WTF?"

You discovered the fifth gender.