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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
"I'll carry you home"
Have a family member that died in battle's dog tag and written note be brought home by his battle buddy

Sadly, I have achieved this, my brother died in battle today...

*tranny daddy*

achievement unlocked

you have found out your mum has a penis congratulations your life is fucked up.

Being a human being which I am achieving so far.

first ever 180 at darts last month. woo.

Game: LIFE

Survivor- UNLOCKED
5 Points
You survived life as a baby! ;D

Laborer- UNLOCKED
10 Points
You endured labor at preschool!

Wassup, Playah- LOCKED
10 Points
Get a girlfriend.

Ambassador Of Peace- UNLOCKED
25 Points
You solved most problems socially.

Tank Man- UNLOCKED
15 Points
You have noticed the similarity between 'Tankmem' and the 'Tank Man'.

Yellow Shirt- LOCKED
5 Points
You aren't immortal.

House Cat- UNLOCKED
5 Points
You hate the fucking outdoors.

Failure To Comprehend- UNLOCKED
10 Points
Get Called Stupid

God?- UNLOCKED
5 Points
You have realized Jackie Chan is ruler of the universe.

The Power- UNLOCKED
35 Points
You have read Nintendo Power!

Oh lord, that was fun to do.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Is that possible? - 15 GP

Actually break your limp penis. (not female applicable)

At 3/15/09 03:05 AM, Maximus wrote: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

How did you manage that?
__________________________

Break your pinky toe.

hey i earned this one
i was nine and spun a metal fence post around like a sword and stabbed it in the ground
...
well i thought i was aiming at the ground
goodbye boring pinky toe nail
hello shiny aluminium toe nail

ACHEIVMENT UNLOCKED:
Darkness

-wake up at 3 in the moornig and play the computer until 2pm, the next day

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

*You Got Rickrolled*

get yourself rickrolled by accident

First Kiss!!!

Achievement Unlocked Level up from Pathetic loser to Loser!!!

DUN DA DA DAAAA!!!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:

The Cycle

Live to age 85 with a net worth of at least $2.5M USD, and have grandchildren.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
TF2 Hater

Unlock all the achievements in Team Fortress Two then successfully brag about it thirty-four times

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Oh shit really?
Lick a tootsie pop 509 times and successfully get to to center.

(Yah I know, I've got no life)

Be VinnyXY.

U R DEMON!
Accidentally troll a mod, that you didn't know was a mod, then avoid ban.

"Medal Get all medals gettable on OCD+"
It's a secret achievement.

At 7/7/09 02:47 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: "Medal Get all medals gettable on OCD+"
It's a secret achievement.

Is that the secret medal in that game?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Poozy the locker
post 4 spam threads and have them all locked by poozy

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
fanta fantasy
drink 7 cans of Fanta in under 3 minutes.

ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED:
FailFag
be insulted by a mod 5 times and not be banned

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
superstallionbot 2.0
win against the superstallionbot 2.0

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Beat it, Jackson
molest more little boys than Michael jackson did

damn, you're right, this is fun.

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed! 100G

1) Actually have a girl let you give her anal
2) Successfully perform a Donkey Punch

Aw yeah I'm back to thread again baby.

Goody Two-Shoes 50G

Never, EVER get banned on the BBS by EyeLovePoozy

These two are like impossible

Achievement Unlocked
Sticky Dreams
Cut a hole in your matress and try to fuck it

ACHIEVEMENT UMLOCKED: 50G
Norrisian
learn 20 chuck norris jokes

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 100G
Paradox!
achieve all achievements

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 0G
killimanjaro
kill 7 emo vampires

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 10G
Where is it?
find the invisible person. what?

EXPLINATIONS! (cuz NG aint all that smart.)
#2 is a paradox cuz if you unlock all of them, there shouldn't be another achievement
#3 hav no points, because you always should kill them.

At 7/7/09 03:37 PM, blakemo wrote: Goody Two-Shoes 50G

Never, EVER get banned on the BBS by EyeLovePoozy

These two are like impossible

No, the last one has been achieved by me.

At 4/26/09 01:20 PM, Dracofern wrote: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
600G THATS NOT WHAT YOU CATCH EM FOR!
Succesfully Catch all 493 Pokemon Just to Rape them all.

there are some pokemon that I would rape ^_^
MOAR

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 600G
Furry conversion
Convert a furry back to a normal peoson.
Difficulty: hard

ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED: 610
fucked up fatty
have abs AND manboobs
Dificulty: hard as fuck

Achievement unlocked:
first page
Only look at the first page, meaning your bound to be copying someone without knowing it.

Achievement unlocked:
Signature here!
Have a sig with both text and an image

Achievement unloked:
Grammar Nazi? Nah!
Purposely spell something RONG.

Achievement unlocked:
Size of a Nano
Have an Ipod Nano.

Achievement unlocked:
Veteran
Succesfully beat CoD4.

Achievement unlocked:
Get a life, kid.
Post your 6th achievement.

Achievement unlocked:
Never touched the bacon grease
Never had a pimple. BOOYAH!

Achievement unlocked:
How very original.
Use Cyborgs catchphrase.

Achievement unlocked:
ARE WE THERE YET?
Successfully get to the end of your post.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
TIME PARADOX! 30g
do something stupid that gets time and space fucked up.

At 7/7/09 04:54 PM, Spirosgod wrote:

At 7/7/09 03:37 PM, blakemo wrote: Goody Two-Shoes 50G

Never, EVER get banned on the BBS by EyeLovePoozy

These two are like impossible

No, the last one has been achieved by me.

So far... MWAHAHA

Select Few 20G

Have a BBS Signature that doesn't parody any other Signature on the BBS, or don't steal a Signature.

mad mind-25

go around posting/or make a thread about something so sick that only people who acutlly jion the site, or ENJOY seening those picture

you sick fuck

Windows '98 -50G

Get the dreaded Blue Screen

Douchebag -30G

Take more than 5 seconds to order one coffee

Couple of negative ones. Second one mainly applies to Starbucks faggots.

At 7/9/09 01:53 AM, blakemo wrote: Windows '98 -50G

Get the dreaded Blue Screen

Douchebag -30G

Take more than 5 seconds to order one coffee

i had the first one but not the sexond.