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Elios

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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:27 PM

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I'm having another one of those "Well, that was a weird thought, i wonder what NGeneral would think?"

For a moment, pretend you actually believe in God. I know, it's silly, but just for fun, lets just say God exists. But not like how we are led to believe it's told in the books, let's pretend, that God lives among us. He lives in a pretty white castle in Jerusalem, he's about 6'2, white hair, etc etc.

This is the thought that got my imagination wandering off again. What if God (Still pretending he exists) actually did communicate with humans, lived among them, and he goes around the world, beating the shit out of people who disobey him. He flies around the world, looking out for the humans, and those who go against the word of God, get their fucking asses kicked.

Here's a scenario that i thought of; Some preacher is molesting a young boy, when suddenly, God busts down the door, grabs the priest by the throat, and throws him out a window. And then shouts "I'm God! Don't fuck with me!".

The same goes with other Gods too. Zeus, Isis, Buddah, whatever the hell you believe in, think of these Gods as the Superfriends, what do you think the world would be like with a more active God?

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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:29 PM

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He has brown hair and a red beard.

He does live among us.

His name is...

Chuck.
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Actually, you guys are all wrong.

GOOGLE is god.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scriptu re/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

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This sounds suspiciously like Santa. Coincedence? I think not.

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But dogma the movie said that if you heard the voice of god your head would explode.

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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:31 PM

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I guess we would all be scared straight. Probably would be a very boring and unproductive world.

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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:32 PM

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At 3/14/09 11:29 PM, MarchelloBB wrote: Actually, you guys are all wrong.

GOOGLE is god.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scriptu re/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

WHAT

ever.

I'm talking about some guy that walks among his creations, not some fucking program.

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Like a ...superhero? It's that what you are trying to say? Because it would be fucking awesome.


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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:33 PM

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Dude, if god walked down the street smiting the villians of earth that would be hilarious...

I like your idea...

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But the Bible says....


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I'd be tempted to believe in him then. Imagine, wrestling among the Gods. Zeus gets God in a headlock and then Buddah comes racing in.

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Didn't an episode of Futurama explain this whole thing?

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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:35 PM

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At 3/14/09 11:31 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I guess we would all be scared straight. Probably would be a very boring and unproductive world.

Maybe not.

Let's say, to make it a little more interesting, this God only punishes the wicked. He doesn't seek to keep EVERY human in line, just the ones that fuck up and / or break the 10 commandments.

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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:35 PM

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What would the world be like?

It'd be boring and fearful in my opinion. The whole 10 commandments thing seems to be just a lose set of guidelines (read: Laws) they made up back in simpler times to keep everyone in check under the penalty of the wrath of god.

If they were actually enforced by a god, the world would become stale and boring. Everyone would be dead from the first time they masturbated and the ones who didn't would be people who don't masturbate (etc.) so yeah, nothing fun would ever happen, ever.

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At 3/14/09 11:29 PM, Proottalfain wrote: He has brown hair and a red beard.

He does live among us.

His name is...

Chuck.
Norris.

So true...so true....

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I would request a portal gun. With how awesome these gods sound, they'd probably toss in a gravity gun.

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Hes anti-newgrounds. Dont waste your time. He said "Newgrounds is one of the worst sites ive ever seen." "Newgrounds is absoultely horrible, and the only thing on there is cock jokes." Dont watch this.


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Oh my god, so sorry wrong window.


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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:40 PM

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At 3/14/09 11:35 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: What would the world be like?

It'd be boring and fearful in my opinion. The whole 10 commandments thing seems to be just a lose set of guidelines (read: Laws) they made up back in simpler times to keep everyone in check under the penalty of the wrath of god.

If they were actually enforced by a god, the world would become stale and boring. Everyone would be dead from the first time they masturbated and the ones who didn't would be people who don't masturbate (etc.) so yeah, nothing fun would ever happen, ever.

Yeah, that makes sense. But that's how God was viewed in ancient times.

I think a more modernized God would be a little more chill. Not like, he doesn't give a shit, but let's certain things slide, hangs out with other gods, and gives advice to humans. A more modern and civilized God is what i'm getting at.

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Posted at: 3/14/09 11:43 PM

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Hmmm that does sound like santa... in so many ways. Good thing I still believe in him! Otherwise how would you explain all my presents?!?

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At 3/14/09 11:39 PM, LoverOfTehBush wrote: mistake

It's cool, bro. Happened to me once. Just PM a mod and ask them to delete those two posts.

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Well, the Westboro Baptist Church would be killed, and God would say "9/11 wasn't me. Trust me, if that was me, I wouldn't need 2 planes. Fuck it, I wouldn't even need one plane!"

He'd also be an asshole.

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Odin would own your assess. Owndin :3

Fuck it all, you bastards.

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It'd be pretty fun watching people get beaten up, I can tell you that.


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At 3/14/09 11:27 PM, Elios wrote: He lives in a pretty white castle in Jerusalem, he's about 6'2, white hair, etc etc.

This is the thought that got my imagination wandering off again. What if God (Still pretending he exists) actually did communicate with humans, lived among them, and he goes around the world, beating the shit out of people who disobey him. He flies around the world, looking out for the humans, and those who go against the word of God, get their fucking asses kicked.

This is the God I would worship. One thats shows that he fucking exist and doesn't leave shit up to 'faith'.

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Buddha isn't even a god.

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This is the thought that got my imagination wandering off again. What if God (Still pretending he exists) actually did communicate with humans, lived among them, and he goes around the world, beating the shit out of people who disobey him. He flies around the world, looking out for the humans, and those who go against the word of God, get their fucking asses kicked.

He sounds like a prick.


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At 3/15/09 01:03 AM, Nikmalev wrote: He sounds like a prick.

Only if you piss him off.

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At 3/14/09 11:29 PM, Proottalfain wrote: He has brown hair and a red beard.

He does live among us.

His name is...

Chuck.
Norris.

Holly shit u blew gods camuflage


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Posted at: 3/15/09 12:58 PM

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God would have killed Wade and Stamper long ago... and the NG servers would explode in a fiery blaze.

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