My Seventh Lovely 360 has Finally Died.
It has treated me right for almost a year, I don't know, was it angry? was it mad? I don't know, but it couldn't handle it anymore, for whatever reason, it decided to quit, who would have known, my xbox, this lovely thing could die on me? for what I have done for it, the bastard.
Well, it wouldn't turn on, at all, Power supply ? nope, cords? nope, hmm what could it be, I don't know it wasn't happy, I loved feeding it my brand new Rock band 2 Disk, and my GoW 2 disks(yeah disks it ate a friends too!), I thought it was full, but It just doesn't feel the love, I thought I would take a chance and decide to do a small bit of casual gaming, but it just quits on me, there straight up quits, wow, what a loser.
So what did I do? Like any other ordinary NG male, Let it sit for 2 weeks thinking about calling it in, I've done it 6 times already, whats the point I said, So I called, " Were sorry, but all repair related issues are handled on the website ". So, I was like, Cool, Got on the site, ended up being 40 minutes and finding my console was already registered, So I called again, and in the end, ended up since Moneysoft had changed there repair services and some Bs about there registation, blah blah blah, They suck, let's get on with the shit.
This is the thing, the thing where you have been reading, or just saw this paragraph and thought you would be like, What the hell ill fucking read the last one, well good for you, They told me I was going to have to pay $130 to repair this honking pile of shit, What did I do? well this is what I was dreading, I knew it was out of warrenty so I knew I was going to have to pay some sort money but come on, seriously $130? What The Fuck, So I did what any other ordinary NG male would have done, I pried the bitch up, raped it in the ass, and jizzed it right in the eye, and skullfucked it for kicks, then I Dremeled naughty shit all over it like a mannequin deserved, Me and my lovely calligraphy wrote Shit Cake, very lovely I thought, so what the hell I'll just stab it with a screwdriver a few times, Right in the coolant fins, hell yeah, i'm a badass motherfucker, it ended when I pulled, err, ripped the gigantically, ugly white air duct out, and then the fans, but then, I just realized that ive had more fun ripping this thing open than even a whole week of playing it, damn this was fun.
Hooray, My pain was over.
Ill post pics later, ATM it's hanging up at a friends house, on the wall, in its glory, Hoping it will serve as a shrine to the other 3-5 360's in the house, If your fuck up, we will fuck you up.