My Last(7) 360 has died

[Tykwa]

My Seventh Lovely 360 has Finally Died.

It has treated me right for almost a year, I don't know, was it angry? was it mad? I don't know, but it couldn't handle it anymore, for whatever reason, it decided to quit, who would have known, my xbox, this lovely thing could die on me? for what I have done for it, the bastard.

Well, it wouldn't turn on, at all, Power supply ? nope, cords? nope, hmm what could it be, I don't know it wasn't happy, I loved feeding it my brand new Rock band 2 Disk, and my GoW 2 disks(yeah disks it ate a friends too!), I thought it was full, but It just doesn't feel the love, I thought I would take a chance and decide to do a small bit of casual gaming, but it just quits on me, there straight up quits, wow, what a loser.

So what did I do? Like any other ordinary NG male, Let it sit for 2 weeks thinking about calling it in, I've done it 6 times already, whats the point I said, So I called, " Were sorry, but all repair related issues are handled on the website ". So, I was like, Cool, Got on the site, ended up being 40 minutes and finding my console was already registered, So I called again, and in the end, ended up since Moneysoft had changed there repair services and some Bs about there registation, blah blah blah, They suck, let's get on with the shit.

This is the thing, the thing where you have been reading, or just saw this paragraph and thought you would be like, What the hell ill fucking read the last one, well good for you, They told me I was going to have to pay $130 to repair this honking pile of shit, What did I do? well this is what I was dreading, I knew it was out of warrenty so I knew I was going to have to pay some sort money but come on, seriously $130? What The Fuck, So I did what any other ordinary NG male would have done, I pried the bitch up, raped it in the ass, and jizzed it right in the eye, and skullfucked it for kicks, then I Dremeled naughty shit all over it like a mannequin deserved, Me and my lovely calligraphy wrote Shit Cake, very lovely I thought, so what the hell I'll just stab it with a screwdriver a few times, Right in the coolant fins, hell yeah, i'm a badass motherfucker, it ended when I pulled, err, ripped the gigantically, ugly white air duct out, and then the fans, but then, I just realized that ive had more fun ripping this thing open than even a whole week of playing it, damn this was fun.

Awesome.

Hooray, My pain was over.

Ill post pics later, ATM it's hanging up at a friends house, on the wall, in its glory, Hoping it will serve as a shrine to the other 3-5 360's in the house, If your fuck up, we will fuck you up.

[0gg-the-Gnome]

You have angered the gods of Norse mythology.

[NavXIII]

Epic way to rid yourself of that hardware.

Pics plz

[JKMonkey]

7 of your xbox 360's have died? damn what the hell are you doing with them?

do i wanna know?

[Spirosgod]

One more reason to buy a PS3.

[Ulven]

I've had mine for about four years, and I've never had any problems with it at all, never ever. I don't see what you guys are doing with your consoles.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Jeez Louise, I can scarcely believe you've managed to lose SEVEN Xbox's in the past. SEVEN....

I've only lost one so far. When someone has awful luck like you, they should just swallow their pride and get a PS3. Because that is just absurd.

[Samen]

At 3/15/09 06:13 PM, JKMonkey wrote: 7 of your xbox 360's have died? damn what the hell are you doing with them?

do i wanna know?

I know, I've had one USED XBox that's lasted me about 2 years now.

[Steven-Polley]

Throw that fucking shit in the trash can where it belongs.

[Bl00dRedKnife]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Monkeyfart1]

Still going strong on my 1st one. Had it for about a good 2 years now.

But seriously, I find going through 7 360s a little bit hard to believe.

[RiuTenshin]

At 3/15/09 06:22 PM, Spirosgod wrote: One more reason to buy a PS3.

While I agree with this, it would be a lot less expensive to repair it but oh well.

[Zombified]

At 3/15/09 09:24 PM, RiuTenshin wrote:

At 3/15/09 06:22 PM, Spirosgod wrote: One more reason to buy a PS3.

While I agree with this, it would be a lot less expensive to repair it but oh well.

7 fucking times dude. I think I would be a bit fed up. I'm just glad I went with PS3 from the very beginning.

[Tykwa]

Forgot to post pics today, I even went over and literally put the system in the freezer, dont ask, So Ill put them up tomorrow, I swears.

Yeah, Ive had 8 Xbox faceplates (+1 I bought and 6 from repair) lying around, not too mention like 5 1month cards of live, And no, dont ask, Ive given the codes to friends.

But this is also A nice time to sell some games, so, Awesome.

[Zuggz]

Both my boss and one of my friends have gone thru 4+ xboxs and no longer bother with it. (both switched to ps3 because of it)
Consoles shouldn't be so unreliable. Having send that My xbox is still fine but I only play it for like 3 games and thats about it.
I miss the Nintendo entertainment console days :( Rob....

[Fleshlight]

At 3/15/09 06:13 PM, JKMonkey wrote: 7 of your xbox 360's have died? damn what the hell are you doing with them?

do i wanna know?

I wanna know

[redpotato]

If youve had 7 xboxs die on you, your either
a) a fucking moron that doesnt know how to handle hardware with care
or b) the unluckiest son of a bitch i know

im guessing its option a because you obviously dont know you could have probably fixed your 360 with $10 and a little time spent on the internet. or you could have at least sold it.

but what you did instead was a good idea too

[Tykwa]

Sorry for the, extreme delay.

Ive got one of those awesome bruised kidneys, It might be ruptured, I dont know, All I know is that ive been in a semi-coma and in pain, sleeping like a mo-fo.

Oh, yeah pictures.

And even if I could have it repaired, im tired of this shit.

[DroopyA]

At 3/19/09 02:46 PM, Tykwa wrote: Ive got one of those awesome bruised kidneys, It might be ruptured, I dont know,

aparently, you don't know how to take care of shit... not even yourself. :)

[Jackho]

At 3/19/09 02:46 PM, Tykwa wrote: Oh, yeah pictures.

how could you be so evil?
after the hours of enjoyment it gave you

backstabing cuntish bastard

[simon]

I'm currently still on my 2nd Xbox at the moment, it got RROD last November but I repaired it myself and it's been working like a charm until this month. It's on and off but I just simply left it for a bit, turned it back on and it's back in action.

Don't see how you've had seven though.

[Gooroon]

Oh my fucking God you killed a 360 you heartless bastard DIE =)

[Bl00dRedKnife]

And even if I could have it repaired, im tired of this shit.

Shit cake.

[Dragoonwing]

Yay Mircosoft hardware!

[kebabsoup]

Dude....The Xbox is known to be a little frail but 7 deaths >_< The 360 was released end 2005 so that's at least 2 consoles per year!

Are you sure your console isn't overheating? The weird thing is that it didn't even give you the RRoD...

[Gooroon]

What is it like constant Three red lights.

[ZagmenO]

That's how you play with and XBox for real.

[Tykwa]

It was returned to an xbox repair service 6 times, this was my seventh, and was out of warranty.

There was 2 xbox that already scratched disks, one the hard drive didnt open -> then RRoD, and the rest were freezing/RRoD.

And yes, It really was 7.

[Quinny]

At 3/15/09 06:22 PM, Spirosgod wrote: One more reason to buy a PS3.

Don't you mean 7 reasons?

[BioEthanol]

My 360 broke to but thats because i covbered it with coke and snorted it!

Good times!!!!!!!!!