Only recently I had a tumor in my left testicle. Thanks to some kind of miracle they managed to save it. I thank the medical world for allowing me to continue my life with a complete pair.
As a child I also once swallowed a piece of glass. Don't ask me why, but it sure learned me never to do it again. In the hospital, my parents recall, it was discovered that half my guts were ruptured by this piece of glass. It took a full year for me to recover.
Last but not least I once broke my penis. It was the first time I ever had sex with a girl. Thing is, she wanted to do something 'daring', and all I can remember is that it involved a chair and a table. When I broke my penis, my vision went black and I woke up at the hospital. Ever since I have avoided having sex, even with my current girlfriend. I guess it won't take long for her to leave me.
Oh well, at least I have a lot of friends. I make them feel better about themselves. People are attracted by that.