New Medals.

[Porkchop]

Hurry Up and increase the size of your E-peen by inches today!

Mods, lock if necessary.

[Atgod88]

God damnit i just got done with all of the Portal Defenders achievements.

They gotta ration this shit out or I wont have any time to masterbate.

[Zerok]

Sounds recent. Woulda been nice if you put the flash's name in the title or link.

OH WELL LETS GO GET MORE POINTS.

[Porkchop]

At 3/13/09 11:19 PM, Zerok wrote: Sounds recent. Woulda been nice if you put the flash's name in the title or link.

OH WELL LETS GO GET MORE POINTS.

But...but then I wouldnt have room for my wittiness!

[sonny1195]

I am not getting those medals. The game is boring in my option

[Zerok]

Also, medals called "Honor Role"?

I'm okay with the American spelling, but role? C'mon.

>:|

[Porkchop]

I know that this is probably better left in a Review box, but I figure that anybody who reads this is gonna go try for the Medals anyway and wont pay much attention.

Anybody that does play it will notice the absurd choppiness and issues with ingame movement and general fighting and whatnot.

[Atgod88]

Im on the brink of passing out but that game was pretty much shit. I will review it tommorrow but basically its saddening how much effort he put into it just to have it fall short on being playable. Sure theres a shitload of combos and customizable shit but every attack moves you forward about 1 inch and the level area is only maybe 12 inches long with the scroll so all of your combos take place against the side of the screen. Guns don't do anything if theres two or more chums on screen. It just sucked, he should have spent less time on making it a DMC-like game and making it more of a game, which by definition is something enjoyable. I enjoyed the feeling of wow this guy is retarded but that doesnt match the game. I feel pity for the guy because I know it had to take soo much effort but all the detail in the world doesn't make a game good unless you can play it well.

[Zeladar]

I agree, game sux, GO THING THING FTW

[wismty]

They should only put medals for good games. Don't get me wrong, I know this game has a lot of potential, but I feel it was released too early (lots of bugs).

[thelittleemo]

OH COME ON!!! Are fucking serious, I havn't even gotten all of the thing thing ones yet! Oh well I know i'll still end up doing them anyway...

[Porkchop]

At 3/14/09 12:42 AM, thelittleemo wrote: OH COME ON!!! Are fucking serious, I havn't even gotten all of the thing thing ones yet! Oh well I know i'll still end up doing them anyway...

Ha, im one away.
Cant unlock artifact 19

[Fleshlight]

oh man...every time they give games medals my e penis shrinks...

[Elios]

Oooh dear....

This game is a wee bit too hard for...well it looks like, everyone. Even me.

This is going to cause quite a stir. Impossible game, impossible medals.

People aren't going to be very happy....

[someone-else]

We really need a page dedicated to games with medals.

[Gamepro23]

At 3/13/09 11:19 PM, Atgod88 wrote: They gotta ration this shit out or I wont have any time to masterbate.

I have plenty of time to do that.

[Gooch]

At 3/14/09 12:24 AM, wismty wrote: They should only put medals for good games. Don't get me wrong, I know this game has a lot of potential, but I feel it was released too early (lots of bugs).

I agree wholeheartedly.

I just ended up finishing the first level on the easiest skill set, and it took me forever to do it. It gave me a "D" rating for time, and a "B" rating for amount of kills. How the hell am I supposed to get a better ranking on kills when all they gave me to kill was twenty-seven creatures? And how else are you supposed to kill those one beasts without shooting them? You get too close to them and they'll slice you with those double swords for arms.

I'm sorry, but this game isn't exactly the game I see myself keeping interest enough in to get medals for. It's really that difficult of a game, even on the easiest skill set. That's not taking anything away from the author of the game, because I sure he tried his damndest to try and make the best game possible. Still, it's a frustrating thing when you feel a game isn't that playable.

[Nebula]

Ugh. The game is terrible.

[Aryk]

At 3/13/09 11:29 PM, Zerok wrote: Also, medals called "Honor Role"?

I'm okay with the American spelling, but role? C'mon.

>:|

No I think whoever named the medals just doesn't know how to spell.

Also, I think this game was a bad choice to integrate medals into.

[zyzy]

This game is bullshit, the movement sucks

[BlazingIce]

I think we can all agree that this game should not have medals. Lets all rally together and get Psycho Goldfish or whoever to get rid of medals on this game.

[AlkaSeltzer]

A surprisingly unpolished shitty game. To be perfectly honest, I would have ignored criticising it if it didn't have medals.

[BlazingIce]

So... Are we going to rally and get rid of this games medals?

[Spirosgod]

Damn, why do they have to add medals in so shitty games?!?!

[BlazingIce]

At 3/14/09 09:32 AM, Spirosgod wrote: Damn, why do they have to add medals in so shitty games?!?!

This is the only bad game that has medals, as of now. We need to send PM's and get the medals taken off this game. Otherwise there will be medals nobody can get and that's lame.

[AlkaSeltzer]

According to some reviewers the medal system is bugged, be cautious.

[catd77]

That game is cool, but of so hard for me.

I suck at games like that