... but I had a much earlier account. This is where my real Newgrounds experience comes from. I warn you all, I'm about to reference many Newgrounds users and threads from yesteryear that if you don't understand, me and those of my kind who are left will call you "gay" and a "poor excuse for life" so much, you'll be forced to kill yourself for only finding this website so recently.
So yeah, this place has gone downhill hasn't it? I first joined up in 1893. The first thread I ever posted in was an excellent discussion on whether the United States was better than the United Kingdom. The second thread I ever posted in was a Jack the Ripper conspiracy thread that claimed that it must have been a woman because "only bitches are into that stuff". I objected to the poster's opinion with a rather rash post, highlighting that he may have just been rejected by a young lady he had been attempting to court. I also outlined his low post count, to get serious debaters on my side. I presume I was auto-banned by a moderator when the thread was deleted.
And do you remember the brilliant users? I remember my favourite users were those Russians who took things differently here, and not at all like you losers. They lost something when they were made moderators though. Still, they were interesting, as were those writer guys from America in the 1950s. I used to have a great time getting drunk and spamming the BBS with postmodern literature with those guys. They moved on, I guess. I don't see why a good user would want to do that.
If any of you are here, remember the August 1968 Chicago meet-up? That group of people hanging around outside that arena, haha. They seemed bored until I shouted "Johnson likes to have sex with dead Vietnamese civilians!" for a joke, and they got all angry and started smashing stuff. Some people can't take a joke, I swear, predominantly those who joined a website after I did.
So yeah, I dislike you all for ruining this place. I've been here for a while, I know what's good and what's not. If you also had an old account like me, I invite you to post here and we can discuss the euphoric times of the past for comparison with today's Newgrounds.
At 3/13/09 07:20 PM, Scarab wrote: If any of you are here, remember the August 1968 Chicago meet-up?
Remember? My ribs still sting at cold weather.
I remember trying to find a computer to post here during the great depression. Rough times indeed.
meh, put in some work here...not funny at all
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i still think the celerity and viciousness of that photoshop marie antoinette's severed head thread was uncalled for. she was the queen of france for christ's sakes, and people had hear bloody head resting between the thighs of common harlots. sickening.
I remember when the cock joke emerged on my old account. Of course, it was considered rather crass until the Revolutionary Flame Wars in the late 1700s. Boy those American fanboys would not back down.
my opinion = fact
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
At 3/13/09 07:49 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:Newgrounds.com wrote:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Newgrounds prior to that couldn't afford it and it was only introduced to websites in 1993. Took two years man, TWO LONG PAINFUL YEARS, to get the funds. They also came out of American's war funds. That's right, that's how desperate Tom was to get to copyrighted.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
Remember the the Boston meet when we all got drunk and dressed as indians and threw all the tea into the sea?
Then Tom made sweet passionate love to me under the moon light.
At 3/13/09 07:52 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:At 3/13/09 07:49 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:Newgrounds prior to that couldn't afford it and it was only introduced to websites in 1993. Took two years man, TWO LONG PAINFUL YEARS, to get the funds. They also came out of American's war funds. That's right, that's how desperate Tom was to get to copyrighted.Newgrounds.com wrote:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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really? i guess tom made all this stuff up then.
times change COCK JOKE D===================>
At 3/13/09 07:53 PM, Cyprus wrote: Remember the the Boston meet when we all got drunk and dressed as indians and threw all the tea into the sea?
Then Tom made sweet passionate love to me under the moon light.
Shit the Normandy Meet-up of 1066 was even wilder. We all sailed across the English Channel and tore it up all over Southern England!
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It sucks, I was here from 2003, but I never signed up-I didn't even know where the BBS was-all I know was it was basically a porn site with all the ads n shit, but I was there only for Joecartoon, and Madness Combat. I really had wished I signed up earlier, but back then I had no reason to.
French tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
Fuck you. It was you apple johns that came here acting like you owned the place that made it shit. You were what started it. The trolls of today are your offspring!
I AM THREAD KILLER!
In the 1960s, we often used the bbs for organising protests. We had some good ones!
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
At 3/14/09 01:12 AM, Sgt-Mongoose wrote: I don't get it
Thats because you're a fucking 1492'er. You wouldn't understand anything we 5000 B.C.'ers would know.
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At 3/14/09 01:14 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:At 3/14/09 01:12 AM, Sgt-Mongoose wrote: I don't get itThats because you're a fucking 1492'er. You wouldn't understand anything we 5000 B.C.'ers would know.
STFU, you weren't around when the dinosaure were, like I was.
N00b.
You know, I was actually here during the big party....it was a bang.
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actually i sold NG to Tom for a bag of weed back in the day
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Do you remember back when tom would send us each a magical unicorns for christmas?
Those were the fucking days man!
I always regretted not getting an account here until 1972. Although half the posts made around that time seemed strange... like the posters weren't thinking clearly, I never really got it. All they posted about was snack food, how big Nixon's cheeks were and about how high they were... oh, now I get it.
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