So, okay heres what happened today( loe and behold it's Friday the 13th, too).
My really good friend wanted some new tunes on her iPod, so I offered to get them to her, my being tech boy and all.
I put it in my pocket, right next to my brand new Creative Zen X-Fi, which I use every day.
I tripped, and her damn iPod smashed into my Zen, shattering the LCD, making it useless.
So I now have a 4GB silver iPod and a junk Zen.
Tl;DR: I tripped and broke my pride and joy. Im sad
What should i do to her ipod?
Fuck your mudder!
Bread makes you FAT!?
Give her back her ipod,what did she ever do to you.it was your fault you tripped.
Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.
Plaster pictures of your naked body all over it.
At 3/13/09 05:09 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Nothing because you're clumsy as fuck.
Win.
Xbox Live Gamertag:VeryStupid007
Feel free to hit me up
My iPod is badass. It's a tank.
It's a white 5th gen iPod and i have beat it shitless constantly, and it still works.
-I'm the kinda guy who'll be there when you're falling-
Listen to my music (For fans of singer/songwriters)
At 3/13/09 05:07 PM, Bergonbelson wrote: So, okay heres what happened today( loe and behold it's Friday the 13th, too).
My really good friend wanted some new tunes on her iPod, so I offered to get them to her, my being tech boy and all.
Being able to put tunes on a portable media device is not being tech boy and all. It's just not being dumb.
I put it in my pocket, right next to my brand new Creative Zen X-Fi, which I use every day.
Acceptable.
I tripped, and her damn iPod smashed into my Zen, shattering the LCD, making it useless.
I can't remember the last time I tripped. You're a clumsy bitch.
So I now have a 4GB silver iPod and a junk Zen.
Tl;DR: I tripped and broke my pride and joy. Im sad
What should i do to her ipod?
Well I'll quote you: "My really good friend"
Get a new Zen, put her tunes in her iPod and give her back.
Period.
My signature was old so I changed it.
At 3/13/09 05:13 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: Nice Picture.
shuddup!
its only a 4.1 megapixel camera
Fuck your mudder!
At 3/13/09 05:16 PM, Bergonbelson wrote:At 3/13/09 05:13 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: Nice Picture.shuddup!
its only a 4.1 megapixel camera
4.1 megapixels is only the resolution of the picture. Or the "size" if you wish. The problem is the focus. Your camera just can't focus on objects that are too near.
My signature was old so I changed it.
4.1 megapixels is only the resolution of the picture. Or the "size" if you wish. The problem is the focus. Your camera just can't focus on objects that are too near.
Bingo
also, not my camera. i broke my 9 mp camera
Fuck your mudder!
Try the macro setting on the camera.
Go through with your promise, no one likes asshole.
At 3/13/09 05:10 PM, MarchelloBB wrote: My iPod is badass. It's a tank.
It's a white 5th gen iPod and i have beat it shitless constantly, and it still works.
Pfft. Amateur. My lovely Creative Zen Vision:M is ancient (~2006) has odd brown, parallel scratches on the back, is filled internally with sand and the screen is scartched to shit.
And I wouldn't trade it for the world.
...and with that post, people of Britain were so surprised that "tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock."
At 3/13/09 05:09 PM, DannehDaMan wrote: Plaster pictures of your naked body all over it.
Then Jizz all over it. When she asks what it is. Explain your lust for her.
I AM THREAD KILLER!
At 3/13/09 05:28 PM, Bergonbelson wrote:4.1 megapixels is only the resolution of the picture. Or the "size" if you wish. The problem is the focus. Your camera just can't focus on objects that are too near.Bingo
also, not my camera. i broke my 9 mp camera
You also seem to break a lot of expensive things. Ever think of maybe not getting said things and sticking to the cheap version since you don't seem to give a rat's ass?
I AM THREAD KILLER!
At 3/13/09 05:41 PM, Dogmeat wrote: You also seem to break a lot of expensive things. Ever think of maybe not getting said things and sticking to the cheap version since you don't seem to give a rat's ass?
Or buying protective cases.
My signature was old so I changed it.
Upload Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up" on it and end it at that.
Don't do anything, you tripped, and your Zen broke. YOU tripped. The iPod didn't really do anything, its your fault. Buy a new Zen.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
Get an iPod, they are obviously more resistant to medium localized shock impact.
Stop being such a clutz... maybe rub your dick on her iPod a little before giving it back, if it makes you feel better.
And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....
well obviously it was the ipods fault. you put it in your pocket with an inferior device and to save itself it pushed it in front of the ipod and used it for self defense you should take no blame for this as it is not your fault its the ipods fault....you should definitely give her the ipod back with the songs put on it as you stated you would do for her....as far as you being tech boy? not so much mabye idiot boy who cant seem to walk im surprised you mastered turning on the comp let alone putting songs on an ipod...
At 3/13/09 06:13 PM, strangesound wrote: im surprised you mastered turning on the comp let alone putting songs on an ipod...
Maybe he didn't master it and his mom did it for him
My Live Gamertag is: ThisGuyIsANoob
Come get some.
Knowing how to put songs on an iPod doesn't make you a "Tech Boy"
At 3/13/09 06:13 PM, strangesound wrote: a HUGE run on sentence about some non-sensical crap
2 years from now, this guy will be a regular. And this will have been his first, crappy post.
At 3/13/09 06:20 PM, zer0gravity1 wrote:At 3/13/09 06:13 PM, strangesound wrote: a HUGE run on sentence about some non-sensical crap2 years from now, this guy will be a regular. And this will have been his first, crappy post.
heaven forbid if someone doesnt feel that its necessary to use grammar when posting on a forum...i forgot that colleges look at your forum history
Tell her what happened and offer to pay for it.
That would be the right way/ :P
Or just smash it with a hammer. Your choice.
I have a penis
At 3/13/09 05:07 PM, Bergonbelson wrote: What should i do to her ipod?
Unless you can get a new one, you're screwed
At 3/13/09 05:28 PM, Bergonbelson wrote: also, not my camera. i broke my 9 mp camera
Jesus christ watch where you're walking.
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