Most Messed Up Mind In Gaming

[Makeshift]

A lot of video games over the past years have had really strange goals.

For example:

Pac-Man
You're a yellow circle that goes around maze-like maps and eats little dots. If you get a glowing dot, you got eat ghosts.

Somehow that is fun to people.
What games have you discovered that have really strange objectives

[xscoot]

Pac-Man is an old videogame. All old videogames have weird premises. Try doing an analysis of any NES game, and your head may explode.

[KeithHybrid]

Evidentally, someone has never heard of Doki Doki Majo Shinpan

[DroopyA]

Katamari...

Roll up society into a ball. Kill everything in ball by compressing ball to solid mass. Throw ball into far regions of space and forget all about it.

[Makeshift]

At 3/13/09 03:19 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: Evidentally, someone has never heard of Doki Doki Majo Shinpan

Omg :|

[slothfromabove]

Custer's Revenge
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[luigipwnsmario]

At 3/13/09 04:51 PM, slothfromabove wrote: Custer's Revenge
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massive thread ender.

[narudude1996]

Mario.

You're a plumber that has to jump on shit to collect mushrooms so you can grow taller and kill turtles, venture through pipes, and throw fireballs to kill a dragon and save a princes...

[JKMonkey]

At 3/13/09 04:51 PM, slothfromabove wrote: Custer's Revenge
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hehe, i remember that game, my dad always kept it in his and my moms closet so me and my sister wouldnt play it, but one night we snuck into their room while they were sleeping and took the game and played it, pretty screwed up game if you ask me

pixelated penises FTW!

[ChaosProdigy]

Tetris. Whenever you actually get a row of blocks, that row disappears...

[SatanHam]

LOTR:
your a midget who wants to throw a ring in a volcano.
and it does, but it unforgettably took 3 movies.

[SatanHam]

end thread.
i win.

[thetruth1]

any of the wario world games

[KillerClam]

At 3/13/09 09:33 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Tetris. Whenever you actually get a row of blocks, that row disappears...

sent to siberia to count trees

[KillerClam]

At 3/14/09 01:33 AM, KillerClam wrote:

At 3/13/09 09:33 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Tetris. Whenever you actually get a row of blocks, that row disappears...

sent to siberia to count trees

get it its a joke about communism

[Maximus]

Pac Man and Mario. Seriously, I want what they were having when they came up with that shit.

[Eclipse]

At 3/14/09 02:39 AM, maximuspower wrote: Pac Man and Mario. Seriously, I want what they were having when they came up with that shit.

Sonic as well. And for shits n giggles lets throw in some Tetris too...lulz.

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/14/09 01:35 AM, KillerClam wrote:

At 3/14/09 01:33 AM, KillerClam wrote:

At 3/13/09 09:33 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Tetris. Whenever you actually get a row of blocks, that row disappears...

sent to siberia to count trees

get it its a joke about communism

Way to kill your own joke.

[KillerClam]

At 3/14/09 03:03 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 3/14/09 01:35 AM, KillerClam wrote:

At 3/14/09 01:33 AM, KillerClam wrote:

At 3/13/09 09:33 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Tetris. Whenever you actually get a row of blocks, that row disappears...

sent to siberia to count trees

get it its a joke about communism

Way to kill your own joke.

shut up >: I

[KartoTolmex]

All gamer's minds are messed up, all magnum opus' come from slightly deranged minds.

A blue hedgehog that runs around with a two tailed fox, chasing an obese mechanic who lives with robots.

A plumber that runs around eating mushrooms, feathers and the like to fight a turtle thing that keeps stealing a princess, whom you'd think would a royal guard of some description.

Speaking of turtles; a series of four that specialise in martial arts taught to them by a rat.

Everything can be seen as deranged, but it's what gives them their hook.

[Sysko]

Donkey Kong.

Think about it.

[Sysko]

At 3/14/09 03:07 PM, Sysko wrote: Donkey Kong.

Think about it.

ALSO Call of Duty: World @ War, which, after you complete the campaign, allows you to play "Nazi Zombie" mode.

[Spirosgod]

Audiosurf maybe?!

[KeithHybrid]

At 3/13/09 09:57 PM, SatanHam wrote: end thread.
i win.

Bullshit! I mentioned that game first!

[FLAMEBOY97]

Contra!!!

[Cootie]

Mario... you are an an plumber who does shrooms and grows, and jumps on random turtles to save a princess from a fire breathing dinosaur.

[Trooper7]

Mario games it must be. Ok a italian plumber well down a toilet now hes fighting mushrooms and dinosaur like enemy to save a princess of a mushroom kingdom of small mushroom headed kids, also did I mention mushrooms?

[HMoney]

The wierdest game I've ever played has to be BOOGIE. The reason I got it in the first place was that I got my Wii around the first few years when one came out, so I got it to see how it was. The real goal about it is that there really isn't! All u do is sing and dance to lame versions of good songs! And my avatar looks like a friggin starfish! But it's kinda fun for kareoke. :p