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Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 06:56:21 Reply

So hear there's a lot of thing older than Jesus; Jokes, moms, news articles, fads, etc. Anyone care to name a few specifics? I'm working on a history project.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 06:56:59 Reply

Your mum jokes.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 06:57:05 Reply

Surely the Rolling Stones are older than Jesus now.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 06:58:52 Reply

Sex.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 07:00:06 Reply

What kind of school has a History project relating to religion? I take a Theology-based curriculum..? Though older than Jesus...hm. The world, animals, people, Existance, God, anyone over the age of 33...hm. A lot, really.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 07:00:38 Reply

Anything about "Do You Think My Cousin Likes Me?" threads... Those are older than Jesus for sure.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 07:03:12 Reply

Joseph and Mary.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 07:07:06 Reply

Raptor Jesus is older than Jesus.

Older than Jesus.

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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 07:17:02 Reply

At 3/13/09 07:07 AM, HarraH wrote: Raptor Jesus is older than Jesus.

i want a poster of that...or something. i just want it...


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 08:12:57 Reply

My English/Math/Reading teacher from seventh grade, Mrs. Brobst. She dated John the Baptist and she babysat Jesus. She was there when Moses led the Jews through the desert. She was there when the first pyramids were being constructed, she was one of the slaves. She was there when the Black Plague spread like wildfire through midieval Europe.

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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 08:21:30 Reply

At 3/13/09 07:03 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Joseph and Mary.

Damn beat me to it

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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 08:26:26 Reply

Maybe the ~*UNIVERSE!@

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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 10:08:55 Reply

jews are older than jesus


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 10:15:31 Reply

At 3/13/09 07:00 AM, Podburrys wrote: What kind of school has a History project relating to religion?

Well, religion plays a major role in pretty every society, so to learn about history, it is important to look at the religions and the religious practices that existed in that time period.

Regardless of whether or not there was a Jesus who was born 2000 years ago, that's about when Christianity started. It started, I believe, a short while after his death.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 10:43:57 Reply

At 3/13/09 06:56 AM, Elios wrote: So hear there's a lot of thing older than Jesus; Jokes, moms, news articles, fads, etc. Anyone care to name a few specifics? I'm working on a history project.

Food, forks, plates and anything else that the humankind used then really.


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 10:45:52 Reply

Mullets are older than Jesus ( barely )


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 10:46:21 Reply

At 3/13/09 07:07 AM, HarraH wrote: Raptor Jesus is older than Jesus.

Good old Raptor Jesus.

I will go with Babylon


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Response to Older than Jesus. 2009-03-13 10:47:07 Reply

At 3/13/09 07:01 AM, Jezuz wrote: Doesn't stop me from thinking that my cousin likes me. He's a fucking freak.

Jezuz is older than Jesus.

Nah.

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