Worst mess you ever made?

[BenwaHakubi]

Mine was when I had a mouth full of Trix cereal and sneezed all over the kitchen. I got the walls, floor, stove, wall clock and TV covered in multicolored mush bits.

How about you?

[ZexPez]

I dropped a piece of candy once. IT WAS SIIIIIICKKKK.

[TheBlackDahliaMurder]

One time I spilled a can of paint when we were painting the living room.

In before jizz related incident.

[STEM]

I wonder if the placenta that I lived off of exploded in the doctor's hands...

[Sensationalism]

That reminds me of something I did. Probably not the biggest mess I've made, but I'm posting it regardless.

I filled my mouth up with soymilk and laid down on the kitchen floor and then opened my mouth so my dog could drink from it. Then I started laughing and the milk shot up and all I saw was white before it came down on my face and washed over my glasses.

Man, that's gross.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

One time I puked during lunch in school and got it over this one chick that sat at my table.

I never had luck with woman. :(

[shackles1]

One time a mexican girl pissed in art class, and I had a bucket full of wet plast strips, and i slipped in her piss and spilled that plaster stuff everywhere. It was pretty nasty.

[thisisL]

Damn, I thought you meant messups you had made, had a good story for you

Oh well

[Anthonyisthebest]

Oops i accidently Burned this thread!

[KrevZabijak]

I was wasted in my 4-person dorm, and we were out of washing powder, yet I had to wash the dishes.
So I used a few drops of dish detergent.. came back a short while later, about 15 minutes, and there was at least 4 inches of suds and soap covering the entire kitchen floor, part of the halls, and about half of the living room area.

It was fucking AWESOME.

But not so awesome to clean up.

[MissingNYC]

when i saw her on cam.... i needed a shower

[thisisL]

At 3/13/09 12:01 AM, MissingNYC wrote: when i saw her on cam.... i needed a shower

Tell me that you posted in the wrong thread

[Lizzardis]

At 3/12/09 11:52 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

Man, that's gross.

Thats just nasty!.
There was one time i had food poisoning, i was sick twice on the landing, once in my bed and 3 times in and around the toilet!
Now THAT was nasty!

[FurryFox]

Most likely when I broke all my electronic stuff in my basement. All of it was fried.

[Phobotech]

The Party of Many Incidents

-Stupid, STUPID amounts of alcohol.
-Still in High School at the time, first time drinking...ever...
-Blacked out drunk, eventually spilling a few shitty domestic beers on the carpet...still a party-foul, but it was my first party to foul in.
-Passed out, face down on the floor.
-My......"friend" decided to see if I was faking being passed out by pissing on my back. A few seconds later, I turn to my side, vomit, and lay back down in it...so I got piss on my back and vomit on my chest and chin, and neck.
-Friends lock me in nearby room while they clean the mess up...I am no shirtless, the vomit/piss shirt is now on the bathroom floor.
-I vomit black puke on my friend's bed not but a few minutes after they get done cleaning the floor. (black from Guinness, and Jaeger)
-They relocate me to living room couch.
-They get done cleaning friends bed, I vomit on couch.
-They get done cleaning couch, I vomit on my beanbag chair.
-Finally, assuming I was out, they relocated me to a chair by the bathroom.

Keep in mind, this shit is nasty...sometimes had bits of gold from the Goldschlagger, it was almost completely black from the Jaeger and Guinness I did in the BEGINNING (bad mistake) and it was thick...I'm not sure if the tequila had any part of that.

I wake up, confused as to why there's bits of black shit in my hair, in my fingernails, around my chest-hair...wait a minute, how the fuck am I shirtless?

Worst night ever...It's been five years. Never, ever had a night that bad again...it only took once.

[Sensationalism]

Woah Phobotech. I think you win the thread. That's one big disgusting mess.

[Procrastination]

I've vomited a lot of times so they count.
One time when I was drunk I decided with my friends to make the floor of my room into a beach so every thing hit the floor, sugar, salt, flour, all powdered things, then i just poured everything i owned onto the floor. It actually made a pretty good beach but you could smell the detergent and coffee off it tho. After everyone left I went to bed. The next morning, not only did I wake to that mess but I had vomited some wierd red/purple colour onto the floor and my bed.

The carpet was permenantly damaged and I had to pay for it to be cleaned or be evicted.

[Evark]

I'm taking 'mess' a different way here, but this is my story regardless.

I decided to sit in the car one particularly fine summer's day as my brother and mother went into Home Depot to pick something up before my brother's soccer game in a neighboring town. They're taking a long time, and I'm sitting in the car with the windows up. I must be 11-12 at this point.

I decide I'm hot, but I can't just open the door and wait... what if there's wierdos or if someone pulls into the spot next to me and takes the door off? I have to hotwire the ignition to the car with the safety pin on the dash.

I put the safety pin in the ignition, the Volvo's ignition grabs the safety pin around the end and I can't remove it. Horrified and stupid, I decide that the best course of action is NOT to inform my mother when she gets in the car and sticks the key in the ignition. Maybe it'll just work and not be a big deal. Nope. AAA is called, we wait in the hot parking lot for three full hours for them to arrive, my brother (pissed as hell) misses his soccer game, and the AAA guy can't get the safety pin out, so it has to be taken to a shop for a somewhat costly repair.

Lesson: don't try to do shit you don't quite understand based on the vague idea you have of what you saw in the movies once.

[Rozner]

Mine would have to be putting dish detergent inside the dishwasher. Suds everywhere but it was a bitch to clean up. Nothing unusual.

[MadCow]

At 3/12/09 11:51 PM, ZexPez wrote: I dropped a piece of candy once. IT WAS SIIIIIICKKKK.

daaamn fool that sounds hecka psique tight phat ill yo ya musta been buggin out brah

[Sensationalism]

At 3/12/09 11:51 PM, ZexPez wrote: I dropped a piece of candy once. IT WAS SIIIIIICKKKK.

Don't worry. I picked it up and ate it a week later.

[Montycarlo]

Probably when I was about 8 or so my cousin made me laugh while I was drinking sprite at a restaurant, and of course some Sprite shot out of my nasal passageways and followed a direct path to my neighboring plates.

[Rig]

I was driving an electric double-long pallet jack full of eggs, yogurt, and milk down a warehouse aisle and hit a shelf. Two pallets of refrigerated dairy products came tumbling down, flooding the aisle, and I spent the rest of the day cleaning it up.

Do I win?

[JadeTheAssassin]

Ummmm.

I make messes all the time, so I can't remember which was worse. :3

[MissingNYC]

At 3/13/09 02:49 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Ummmm
I make messes all the time, so I can't remember which was worse. :3

need a collision warning?

[UfaKefe]

A vomit induced chain reaction.

That's all I have to say.

[steventhegreat]

Once, I had the stomach flu, so I was throwing-up and had diahirea at the same time. So I'm on my hands and knees over the toilet with no clothes on and threw-up and farted, which caused shit to shoot out of my ass all over the floor, bathtub, my legs and the wall.

I laughed so hard I threw-up........alot

[Sawke]

I shook a bottle of hair bleach...it exploded luckily missing my eyes but landed on the bathroom wall... my reaction was "OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!" it was pretty sad.

[Andsoitbegins]

Some of the most disgusting things have been said in this thread D:
Anways i think mine would be when i drank so much, the next morning when i was hungover i threw up every three steps from my friends house to the train station, it was not fun.

[Ragnarokia]

Pot noodles, brilliant food. But once in probably 30 of them i have I always end up spilling one. Knocking it over while just after pouring all the boilinjg water in, the noodles and all the other crap in them goes everywhere, it floods the kitchen workplace thingy and also goes down the sides of the cooker where I cant get to to clean. So terrible.