That is some hardcore afterglow they're throwing on that camera.
Nay! Not afterglow, but DURINGglow!
Nay! That's stupid...HOT STEAMY SWEAT!
Nay! CAR-WASH!
I'm going to look for shit in my room to put in naughty positions that aren't my dildos or sybian!
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 3/12/09 11:28 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: The second I opened this thread the knight unsheathed his weapon and Barney just HAD to suck it...
My deodorants felt the same way.
4 post...
This thread is why I love newgrounds.
*sobs*
I love you guys
Got relationship problems? Maybe me and Vincoid can help you. Strong believer in rule#42-Nothing is Sacred.
SO THATS WHY MY USB PORTS QUIT WORKING
Rover jizzed in them :(
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Oh God I remember hot wheels. I prefered Micro Machines though, those were cool.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!
What are you doing? Don't see the little bikes see! It could scar them for life!
Capn' and the Pink Castle Crasher get dirty on the dance floor.
At 3/14/09 02:35 AM, Rig wrote: Capn' and the Pink Castle Crasher get dirty on the dance floor.
THAT IS MY NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND.
I shit you not, it is.
Every man's got his vice. My vice: a royale with cheese.
DASHU BEEG PUSSHY
"I fucking fucked this band. They are the best fuck, PERIOD."
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPF APFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP.
If your reading this signature, your totally fucking gay.
I wonder if a Hot Wheels car could get his dick into a box...
At 3/14/09 02:55 AM, widespreadinman06 wrote:At 3/14/09 02:35 AM, Rig wrote: Capn' and the Pink Castle Crasher get dirty on the dance floor.THAT IS MY NEW DESKTOP BACKGROUND.
I shit you not, it is.
Steve turned down the lights.
At 3/14/09 03:22 AM, Rig wrote: Steve turned down the lights.
this is true i was there
DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Formerly known as MissingNYC
At 3/14/09 03:46 AM, MissingNYC wrote:At 3/14/09 03:22 AM, Rig wrote: Steve turned down the lights.this is true i was there
Captain really liked that thing you did for him, btw.
you should throw down some newspaper or old towels. car fluids can stain pretty bad.
When zombies attack Earth...I will be there...boning ur girl!
Proud member of Funkbrs the Great's Church of Hate.
I hate this guy
This is why I hate apple (computer company)
Oh my God! A gingerbread is being raped, someone call the cops. And it's Christmas again, for some reason! Oh, the humanity!
My PSN ID is xscoot. Crazy, huh?
At 3/14/09 03:22 AM, Rig wrote: Steve turned down the lights.
Lol, awesome.
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This too will pass.
Memento mori
|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|
Posting in an Epic thread.
...with no pic...
Derp.
Just seeing all this object-on-object action makes me wanna fap.
At 3/14/09 08:01 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:At 3/12/09 11:07 PM, Sportsboy wrote: Before we could break them up they got into another position.Where's the penis?
Whoever said they were male cars?
Wow, I thought you were talking about having sex in cars.
I was then gonna say, Paradoy thread = Hot weels on sex. Then put a picture of a hotwheels car on people having sex.
Not really.
Looks around for dolls-I mean action figures.
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