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At 3/12/09 08:05 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote:

At 3/12/09 08:03 PM, Danny88 wrote: I have to totally agree with him on that those 10 rules just killed the BBs brutally that means we can't pretty much post anything what the fuck happened to freedom of speech?

You should get shot in the head if you believe this shit.

Are you saying that pox is making shit up?

At 3/12/09 08:07 PM, Danny88 wrote:

At 3/12/09 08:05 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote:

At 3/12/09 08:03 PM, Danny88 wrote: I have to totally agree with him on that those 10 rules just killed the BBs brutally that means we can't pretty much post anything what the fuck happened to freedom of speech?

Are you saying that pox is making shit up?

No! pox never lies! BELIEVE!

mommy :c

At 3/12/09 08:03 PM, Danny88 wrote: I have to totally agree with him on that those 10 rules just killed the BBs brutally that means we can't pretty much post anything what the fuck happened to freedom of speech?

lmao

lmaooooooooo

wow

Doesn't this post disobey at least one of them rulez?

n00b-lert

Well, time to fuck newgrounds and move on to youtube full blown.

Ban count +50.

*high fives Pox again and grabs somebody's ass*

Pox has to pay for my sex change. I don't bother with changing the gender option because it's pointless.

At 3/12/09 08:29 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Ban count +50.

*high fives Pox again and grabs somebody's ass*

i have been afraid to post in here
for poozy has me unaware
i cannot tell if the bans he talks about
are real or just for scare
my sonnet is sub par
i don't even know if they are supposed to rhyme
so I threw one in just in case
please don't ban me plzplzplz
i is something I can't take
i added two, do slant rhymes count?
oh god i asked a question...
well I am done, cool rules I guess
please don't grab my ass.

You forgot to put *Official* in the title.

This is kinda funny.. to be honest..I mean I read the first few and I belved thme mosto f them made scence and I could see that for real.

However.. after 2 or 3 it became bullshit aweful fast.

Good post, good work on semi beliveable rules but after about 3-4 it was all to clear this was bullshit.

Great post though pox good for you :D

and as for mah question...Why was this even bothered with? Was it for the lulz? I guess so.

At 3/12/09 08:48 PM, Aci6 wrote: At first this seemed real but as I read some more I realized it were not so. What does this mean exactly? Well, I've no fucking clue.

yeah i realized it was BS when i got to the one with paypal(i was a little suspicious with the female user thing too)

At 3/12/09 08:29 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Ban count +50.

*high fives Pox again and grabs somebody's ass*

I can see you 50 more ban counts from now.

At 3/12/09 09:25 PM, Molotov wrote:

At 3/12/09 08:29 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Ban count +50.

*high fives Pox again and grabs somebody's ass*

I can see you 50 more ban counts from now.

Hahahahaha, Molotov is henceforth exempt from the new rules, so long as he uploads a new .gif with each post. I don't even care what it says.

At 3/12/09 09:30 PM, simon wrote: About friggin' time?!

WAIT WHAT?!?!?!

i guess he didnt count you, or jade, or gagsy into his gay rules

I knew it was only a matter of time.

Number 2 gave it away
Time to put on some Olay
Though it messed up my skin
My body's getting thin

These rules go into effect tomorrow so I must obey them all today in one epic post.

Where is a depressed user? I need to be mean to one.

Damn it someone here has to get depressed!

I thought it was real, but the i went through the list and figured out it was a joke @;-}>

1- All jokes are to be confined to private messages. We're sick of seeing you people joke around, confusing stupider users. So from now on, jokes must be made via PM at a rate of ONE PER DAY MAX.

Request denied

3- Being mean to depressed losers = ban.Due to the recent school shootings and Myspace suicides, we feel that it's necessary to always lie to social outcasts to avoid disaster. All attempts to bring one of these pathetic rejects down will be considered attempted murder and the FBI will promptly show up at your door.

Their emotions are NOT my problem :)

4- All "female" accounts will be deleted.There hasn't been a single female since 1996 and people just use the "gender=female" stat as a joke. Convert your status to "male" right now or be banned.

I refuse to drop a notch in the evolutionary ladder

5- You can't make fun of Scientology.Scientology is not a cult. It's real. It's the one true religion. After Mr. Fulp's recent conversion, this site is now strictly pro-Scientology.

I would never dream of making fun of the religion created by a SCIENCE FICTION writer who managed convience rich dummies that all other religions are ebedded into our minds by ghosts of aliens....

6- Bans will be converted to fines. To be paid via paypal in US$. Fines start at one dollar for day 1, two for day 2, three for day 3 and so on. A 31 day ban will set you back $496. The money MUST be paid or you will stand trial and face a severe prison sentence.

I aint gonna pay any traffic tickets a may or may not get in the near future...so i garantee you i wont be paying YOU guys a penny!

7- Posters are expected to contribute to NG financially at a rate of 1 t-shirt per month.You must place an order for one t-shirt at the NG store before the 15th of each month or face a 500$ fine and account duplication ( we make another account for you so you have to buy more t-shirts ). Failure to comply will be seen as an act of treason towards the US government.

No thanks :) i have taste!

8- All level icons reset to tools. For more accurate user representation, all user avatars will now be represented by various tools. The more money you contribute ( through bans or t-shirt purchases ) the bigger a tool you'll be.

so whats the tool for 0 dollars donated?

9- No more questions. All posts will have to be statements. If you see a question, you may not answer it. Only the mods may answer questions, as they have the answers. All the answers.

why?

10- All posts must be sonnets. Except mine.

I commented in your post therefore i dont need to do a sonnet

Bullshit. No seriously, all of it is really bullshit.

At 3/12/09 07:10 AM, poxpower wrote: After convening with the elder council for weeks, we have come up with 10 new BBS rules that will go into effect IMMEDIATELY... tomorrow.

This is not a joke.
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1- All jokes are to be confined to private messages. We're sick of seeing you people joke around, confusing stupider users. So from now on, jokes must be made via PM at a rate of ONE PER DAY MAX.

and how can you mod pm's?

2- Sarcasm is bannable ( 31 days ).

And who judges what is sarcasm? It's text, there is no tone. I mean check out your own post and mine.

3- Being mean to depressed losers = ban.Due to the recent school shootings and Myspace suicides, we feel that it's necessary to always lie to social outcasts to avoid disaster. All attempts to bring one of these pathetic rejects down will be considered attempted murder and the FBI will promptly show up at your door.

Fair enough, that I agree with

4- All "female" accounts will be deleted.There hasn't been a single female since 1996 and people just use the "gender=female" stat as a joke. Convert your status to "male" right now or be banned.

How can you tell? Do you want a DNA sample from all of us?

5- You can't make fun of Scientology.Scientology is not a cult. It's real. It's the one true religion. After Mr. Fulp's recent conversion, this site is now strictly pro-Scientology.

But it's ok to make fun of other religions? And that statement is offensive.

6- Bans will be converted to fines. To be paid via paypal in US$. Fines start at one dollar for day 1, two for day 2, three for day 3 and so on. A 31 day ban will set you back $496. The money MUST be paid or you will stand trial and face a severe prison sentence.

Good luck getting a judge to convict on that.

7- Posters are expected to contribute to NG financially at a rate of 1 t-shirt per month.You must place an order for one t-shirt at the NG store before the 15th of each month or face a 500$ fine and account duplication ( we make another account for you so you have to buy more t-shirts ). Failure to comply will be seen as an act of treason towards the US government.

Also good luck with that. I'm a student, I cant afford to. Plus I'm not American so good luck with that.

8- All level icons reset to tools. For more accurate user representation, all user avatars will now be represented by various tools. The more money you contribute ( through bans or t-shirt purchases ) the bigger a tool you'll be.

Hahahahahahaha.

9- No more questions. All posts will have to be statements. If you see a question, you may not answer it. Only the mods may answer questions, as they have the answers. All the answers.

Where would we be without questions? If we don't have questions then we only have answers and an answer without a question is a statement.

10- All posts must be sonnets. Except mine.

Ah, I see. Above your own rules are you?

Have a good day.

And you too good sir.

At 3/12/09 07:10 AM, poxpower wrote:

4- All "female" accounts will be deleted.There hasn't been a single female since 1996 and people just use the "gender=female" stat as a joke. Convert your status to "male" right now or be banned.

So wait, that was a...........

If you'll excuse me, I go to see a doctor.

At 3/12/09 07:10 AM, poxpower wrote: 4- All "female" accounts will be deleted.There hasn't been a single female since 1996 and people just use the "gender=female" stat as a joke. Convert your status to "male" right now or be banned.

Good call on this. Everyone knows that girls are fictional.

Please tell me this is a joke -.-

Is this a question if I don't end my sentence with a question mark.