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At 3/12/09 08:07 AM, SatanHam wrote: fleshlight tutorial:

God damnit.
Fuck you!

My eyessss!

First off, eating your own jizz isn't gay. I don't do it cause its disgusting and I can never bring myself to. But being gay is being attracted to masculinity, if you like a big buff guy to jizz into your mouth, then you are gay. If you want to jizz in your own mouth. Then you're a freak.

No onto the fleshlight. This think feels like, and is molded after a pussy. Famous pussies actually. Some even contract like pussies, but most are just some material that feel pussy like. All you have to do it put some lube and fuck it, and its like your have sex, except you're not. It sounds alot better than doing the "Sit on hand, wait til it gets numb, and fap" Technique.

protip: it ain't gay if you're not turned on

At 3/12/09 07:26 PM, Fleshlight wrote: I have more posts than you, numbnuts

Your account is still younger, which qualifies surprise buttsecks.
Open wide, you plastic toy you.

At 3/12/09 07:34 PM, Elder500 wrote:

At 3/12/09 07:26 PM, Fleshlight wrote: I have more posts than you, numbnuts

Your account is still younger, which qualifies surprise buttsecks.
Open wide, you plastic toy you.

you should heed your own advise XD

NOOOOO!!!!! YOU DEFEATED FLAMETHROWER MAN!!!!

At 3/12/09 04:37 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i think that if you do... you're gay

You are correct.

Be sure to wash it out after each use... I'm on my second one xD
The material is surprisingly realistiic. My friend had a dildo and me and her put it in my old one and put it in the hallway with a message 'Wait, im confused'

I thought it was hilarious. She was pissed cuz she had to get a new vibrator.

btw. anal fleshlights are the best

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i would not like to clean it out...

does anyone know how you clean them things? Eeeew.

I bought my my brother one of those for his 16th birthday. Along with some porn videos and paper towels (just in case he made a mess).

At 3/13/09 12:29 AM, YahooAnswers wrote: I bought my my brother one of those for his 16th birthday. Along with some porn videos and paper towels (just in case he made a mess).

Youre a good brother. Thats nice of you.

At 3/13/09 12:22 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i would not like to clean it out...

does anyone know how you clean them things? Eeeew.

unscrew the top smear peanut butter around the top and let your dog lick out the cum

Ever think that many women have vibrators and dildos?

A lot more than you may think.

At 3/13/09 12:58 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Ever think that many women have vibrators and dildos?

A lot more than you may think.

Wow really? You think so?

At 3/12/09 04:29 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i would not like to clean it out...

I would clean it out with my tongue :P

Sick bastard

At 3/13/09 12:12 AM, TheOnlyJBK wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:37 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i think that if you do... you're gay

You are correct.

of course i am... i always am :P

At 3/12/09 04:20 AM, M-Y wrote: Is there any point in them? I mean you would have to single and super lonely to have one, right?

shit bros, what if you're in jail? what the hell are you gonna be fucking then?

At 3/13/09 12:19 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Be sure to wash it out after each use... I'm on my second one xD
The material is surprisingly realistiic. My friend had a dildo and me and her put it in my old one and put it in the hallway with a message 'Wait, im confused'

I thought it was hilarious. She was pissed cuz she had to get a new vibrator.

I think the two of you should have had sex.

I always wondered.
I mean if you want sex, you go to a bar and talk to someone.
but if you want to masturbate you take your hand...
So where is the problem?
you dont need a 256$ thingy for this, do you

At 3/13/09 06:14 AM, jenno1 wrote: I always wondered.
I mean if you want sex, you go to a bar and talk to someone.
but if you want to masturbate you take your hand...
So where is the problem?
you dont need a 256$ thingy for this, do you

thing is, everyone on this site is not old enough to go to the bars, so the 256 dollars they would spend on drinks to get laid, would go to a tool that would do the same thing.

thing is, everyone on this site is not old enough to go to the bars, so the 256 dollars they would spend on drinks to get laid, would go to a tool that would do the same thing.

if its not a bar then it's a party or smth.

The question is, why not?

At 3/12/09 04:20 AM, M-Y wrote: Is there any point in them? I mean you would have to single and super lonely to have one, right?

There is no point to them.
You got 2 perfectly good hands.
Use them.

At 3/13/09 01:43 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:20 AM, M-Y wrote: Is there any point in them? I mean you would have to single and super lonely to have one, right?

There is no point to them.
You got 2 perfectly good hands.
Use them.

Untill I get another girlfriend I surely will, man°°

At 3/13/09 01:00 AM, TheOnlyJBK wrote:

At 3/13/09 12:58 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Ever think that many women have vibrators and dildos?

A lot more than you may think.

Wow really? You think so?

Oh I know so.

Go away memorys!