Fleshlighs

[M-Y]

Is there any point in them? I mean you would have to single and super lonely to have one, right?

[jmalouin7]

At 3/12/09 04:20 AM, M-Y wrote: Is there any point in them? I mean you would have to single and super lonely to have one, right?

The point of them is pleasure yourself, and to disguise it as a flashlight if anyone where to come into your room and see it. I honestly have no idea who would get one though. Maybe wade would if he comfused it with a flashlight

[DevourerJay]

i would not like to clean it out...

[Maximus]

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i would not like to clean it out...

Eww. Never thought about that.

[DevourerJay]

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, maximuspower wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i would not like to clean it out...

Eww. Never thought about that.

imagine if you forget for a couple of go arounds... ewwwww

[jmalouin7]

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i would not like to clean it out...

I would clean it out with my tongue :P

[DevourerJay]

At 3/12/09 04:29 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I would clean it out with my tongue :P

thats just fucking nasty

[Maximus]

At 3/12/09 04:32 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:29 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I would clean it out with my tongue :P

thats just fucking nasty

I Don't get how people can eattheir own jizz.

I Can't and don't want to, imagine what it would taste like.

Ewwww

[DevourerJay]

At 3/12/09 04:36 AM, maximuspower wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:32 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:29 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I would clean it out with my tongue :P

thats just fucking nasty

I Don't get how people can eattheir own jizz.

I Can't and don't want to, imagine what it would taste like.

Ewwww

i think that if you do... you're gay

[Zombified]

That's the reason why they exist sir. So lonely depressed people can use them. Oh, and for self pleasure.

[Maximus]

At 3/12/09 04:37 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i think that if you do... you're gay

Well said. Well said my friend.

[foshiznay]

At 3/12/09 04:29 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:27 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i would not like to clean it out...

I would clean it out with my tongue :P

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??

[CitricCyste]

At 3/12/09 04:36 AM, maximuspower wrote: I Don't get how people can eattheir own jizz.

I Can't and don't want to, imagine what it would taste like.

Ewwww

It's salty :3

[Dragoonwing]

At 3/12/09 04:37 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:36 AM, maximuspower wrote:

i think that if you do... you're gay

There are straight guys that eat their own sperm you know.

[x-factor11]

At 3/12/09 04:29 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I would clean it out with my tongue :P

I don't think there is a better prime example of a amazing post..

[SatanHam]

At 3/12/09 05:47 AM, Dragoonwing wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:37 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:36 AM, maximuspower wrote:

i think that if you do... you're gay

There are straight guys that eat their own sperm you know.

no.

[Judzfell]

fleshlights?

ewwwwwwww

[SatanHam]

fleshlight tutorial:

[Viridis]

If you cant even STAND the thought of eating your own jizz how could you ever expect a girl to want to.

[Ericho]

What? I thought you meant "fresh thighs". Yeah, I like those!

[JKMonkey]

its for people who are tired of using their hand and want something new

not just for lonely people

[Spilda-Bongwata]

I don't get them either... are they lubricated or something? What makes it so much better than the right hand?

[Fleshlight]

At 3/12/09 04:20 AM, M-Y wrote: Is there any point in them? I mean you would have to single and super lonely to have one, right?

what did I ever do to you?

this hurts

[NeverHundred]

At 3/12/09 04:36 AM, maximuspower wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:32 AM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:29 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I would clean it out with my tongue :P

thats just fucking nasty

I Don't get how people can eattheir own jizz.

I Can't and don't want to, imagine what it would taste like.

Ewwww

Mine tastes like sugary candy, it always tastes like the guys favorite food. It's true. Why else would this thread be called fleshlighs (pronounced fleshlies)

[The-Condor]

At 3/12/09 07:19 PM, Fleshlight wrote: what did I ever do to you?

this hurts

I was waiting for you to post.

[Elder]

At 3/12/09 07:19 PM, Fleshlight wrote: what did I ever do to you?

this hurts

You made a damn alt in an attempt to make a funny.
Does that answer your question, Billy?

[DevourerJay]

At 3/12/09 09:30 AM, Shadow-1409 wrote: If you cant even STAND the thought of eating your own jizz how could you ever expect a girl to want to.

because some actually like the flavor?

[Fleshlight]

At 3/12/09 07:23 PM, Elder500 wrote:

At 3/12/09 07:19 PM, Fleshlight wrote: what did I ever do to you?

this hurts

You made a damn alt in an attempt to make a funny.
Does that answer your question, Billy?

I have more posts than you, numbnuts

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 3/12/09 07:19 PM, Fleshlight wrote:

At 3/12/09 04:20 AM, M-Y wrote: Is there any point in them? I mean you would have to single and super lonely to have one, right?

what did I ever do to you?

this hurts

I was waiting for that...

[AlphaCentauri]

At 3/12/09 07:24 PM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 3/12/09 09:30 AM, Shadow-1409 wrote: If you cant even STAND the thought of eating your own jizz how could you ever expect a girl to want to.

because some actually like the flavor?

It isn't about Jizz in general, it is about your own, that you produced. I can understand if a man likes another man's or if a girl likes it, but eating your own, isn't just what MissingNYC said (that you are gay), but that you are a hello of a lot more messed up then just being gay.

Also, something about flashlights.