I finally managed to get out of the house and head down to Buffalo Wild Wings, which is one of the
certain few establishments where I can gorge myself in perhaps the finest and simplest culinary
offerings available to the general populous! Sorry, no roast penguin here! I digress, what I am poking
now towards your ear holes in some manner of simple speech is the burger known in certain places
that are worth your time as the Jonas.
I stumbled across this mammoth, delicious, and testament to yummy foods around the NG office.
Near it and around the corner is a small rockabilly place called the Blue Comet, which serves a fairly
unusual selection of random cultural foods. Fried banana sandwiches was another I saw, but I was
eager to try something new, and it was my first mod meat. Lol. Well, sure enough this place was
trying out a daily special of a Peanut Butter Burger. Call me piqued, my interest arroused, and I was
only happy to get a new flavor of meat in my mouth.
Lighting quick, I ordered it up & waited til it arrived. I finally proceeded to gorge myself on the
overly succulent patty. The peanut butter was as good a topping as anything. It melted on the hot
and sizzled bacon, and rolled along the crevices of the pickles piled on the burger. Truly this was
the best way to serve a burger, this was hitting the spot.
Having offered around the rest of the modship to have a bite of my tasty new find, and noting that
anyone asked declined, I polished the rest of the burger off. This was awesome, and it was a whole
new way of looking at how I would be eating burgers from now on. So now we're going to flash
deep past this event, a few years later towards the present time. Hell, I'm talking literally two weeks
will work, where I'm attending Mega Con, and helping with the booth and in a scant few moments
I am also demoing the Tankmen Card game. Fun stuff, well before I manage to get to Orlando, I need
somehow to hit up Miami, to visit Poozy, and also retrieve my cards from the house. Believe me, it's
hard to run a demonstration of something I don't have on hand.
Poozy had previously offered to take me up on his crane, which I did do, and unfortunately, one thing
aptly pushing forward was a bad cold at his house. So myself, and the Swain egress away towards
inner Miami land, and we find ourselves playing L4D. Swain sure does love to grief play. Anyways,
now it's a new day, and both me and him have to head towards Orlando, and get the booth ready for
Friday, and setting it up will definately be a task for the non-hungry, so we come to a course of action
understanding that today, is a day, for breakfast.
Lucky for us, TheSwain knows his way around Miami, and takes us to The Bagel Emporium. He and I
deftly saunter in and claim a table, and it's quickly decided that I will have a peanut butter burger.
Egads, it seems, the waitress is floored by my order, and attempts to make sure she has everything
asked for on her ticket. She shows it to me, and I explain that yes, everything looks precisely right.
There's a burger, bun, bacon, peanut butter, and pickles. It's not really that hard a burger to design.
Her eyes still tentatively glance back at me waiting for affirmation, and I give her a nod, informing her,
she shouldn't worry, I've had it before, and it's fantastic.
Off she goes, while I explain to Swain the nuances of the burger, and he politely buries himself in
nuances of small talk to avoid having to eat a bite of the burger.
After a small wait, my burger arrives, and the staff of the kitchen with it!
LOL.
Looks like my waitress was Polish and she had somehow screwed it up said the staff.
Oh, on the contrary! I informed them that this was perfect, and I proceeded to enjoy the whole thing.
Finally near the end of the it, Swain's like, all right if you can it that, let's try some of your fries with
yonder Strawberry Jam. NO SWAIN, THAT WAS A POOR IDEA. BAD SWAIN BAD!!!!!!!! >: <
Only once we had settled the check, and begun to leave, we were approached by a fine looking gent
ultimately, presenting himself as the manager of the establishment. It seems he wanted me to give
proper credit to this burger, and a name for it. I said the Newgrounds, and after a bit of bafflement,
I wound up just saying, the Jonas. So it was, he said, for the Jonas would be on the new menu.
Leaving there, we head up to Orlando, and eventually, Swain, nalem, Spaino, Tomamoto, Jaxxy, and
Egoraptor are all hanging out after the con, and have through conversation, head over to Perkins at
somehow, Disney World. We go to Disney, to eat a chain resturant, whhhhhat? Anyways, I make the
occasion worth my time, and proceed to order 'The Jonas'. We pass it around the table, everyone
finally tasting the burger, and you know what. EVERYONE GOD DAMNED LOVED IT. EVERYONE.
So good in fact, Ego sent me a text later telling me how upset he was when Chili's didn't have the
helpings to provide him with a delicious Jonas burger. So from now on, when you are out eating,
I want you to get a Jonas burger. You take thick patty, slather Peanut Butter on it, and if they don't
think they have any PB, you bring your own. Bacon, pickles, peanut butter, burger, bun, GO.
