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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 19:00:14 Reply

Honestly, you guys should see the 'If I' stand up routine he does. It plays out more like an autobiograph with jokes throughout rather than a comedy routine that just happens to be about his life.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 19:17:47 Reply

Ozymandias+Dr. Manhattans powers = world peace
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SPOILER!!

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 19:18:14 Reply

At 3/12/09 07:15 PM, script-11 wrote: dear lord

lurk around the forums more before you start spamming images without a clear purpose


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 19:23:50 Reply

At 3/12/09 07:19 PM, script-11 wrote:
At 3/12/09 07:18 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/12/09 07:15 PM, script-11 wrote: dear lord
lurk around the forums more before you start spamming images without a clear purpose
I actually mean the facepalm.
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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 19:26:26 Reply

At 3/12/09 06:49 PM, The-Condor wrote:
At 3/12/09 06:15 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he sucks.... not worth my time
Then why post?

because i felt like sharing my opinion on this subject...


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 19:28:50 Reply

At 3/12/09 07:26 PM, MissingNYC wrote:
At 3/12/09 06:49 PM, The-Condor wrote:
At 3/12/09 06:15 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he sucks.... not worth my time
Then why post?
because i felt like sharing my opinion on this subject...

but your opinion is false...If you explained yourself with valid points, then your claim would be true.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 19:50:13 Reply

Dimitry Martin is the reason the suicide rate is lower now. The rest of the suicide victims' brains exploded trying to understand his great jokes.


Bullshit indeed.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:00:52 Reply

At 3/12/09 07:17 PM, solardave wrote: Ozymandias+Dr. Manhattans magic blue cock = world peace
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SPOILER!!

Fixd


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:01:05 Reply

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:03:42 Reply

At 3/12/09 08:01 PM, Sanch wrote: aaaaaaaaaaaaa

I----I--- is your sig.... barack obama fucking a white man?


A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:06:50 Reply

At 3/12/09 07:17 PM, solardave wrote: Ozymandias+Dr. Manhattans powers = world peace

I will kill them both.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:12:40 Reply

Happy painting and God bless.

Photoshop Demetri Martin!

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:14:35 Reply

At 3/12/09 08:12 PM, Whirlguy wrote: Happy painting and God bless.

Doesn't he only do landscape paintings?


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:21:35 Reply

At 3/12/09 08:14 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 3/12/09 08:12 PM, Whirlguy wrote: Happy painting and God bless.
Doesn't he only do landscape paintings?

doesnt your momma have a cock?


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:22:15 Reply

At 3/12/09 08:14 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 3/12/09 08:12 PM, Whirlguy wrote: Happy painting and God bless.
Doesn't he only do landscape paintings?

Doesn't matter. He apparently passed away in the Mid-Late Ninties.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:24:53 Reply

fixed:

Photoshop Demetri Martin!

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:41:25 Reply

When you see it you'll shit bricks

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:49:14 Reply

At 3/12/09 08:41 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: When you see it you'll shit bricks

you stole his watch you sonvabitch


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 20:55:00 Reply

Hey. Where the Hell Am I?

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 21:08:07 Reply

IIIIIT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not all caps

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 21:11:29 Reply

Shitty

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


Where's the pickle?

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 21:12:44 Reply

At 3/12/09 08:49 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/12/09 08:41 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: When you see it you'll shit bricks
you stole his watch you sonvabitch

+15 internets for seeing it first.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 21:16:49 Reply

same as my last buy with optional audio.
i think.

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


Where's the pickle?

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 21:44:12 Reply

so far I'm not seeing anything that's remotely related to something Demetri might say


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 21:59:09 Reply

Ok here it is.

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 22:16:01 Reply

Thanks a lot Newgrounds, you took a photoshop with a lot of potential to be funny and creative and killed it. Seriously, you guys are the best.

fucking idiots.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 22:34:00 Reply

I propose lack of creativity!

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 22:44:52 Reply

If only Heinrich was still alive


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-13 00:38:13 Reply

He couldn't take it anymore....

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-13 00:47:14 Reply

Ha ha you see what I did?

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