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Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:18:28 Reply

pretty self explanatory

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:19:07 Reply

Oh this should be good.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:19:35 Reply

example:

Photoshop Demetri Martin!


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:26:25 Reply

This sure is an important thing.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:31:37 Reply

At 3/11/09 11:19 PM, Fleshlight wrote: example:

Haha, oh wow. That looks like something he'd come up with for sure.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:33:00 Reply

At 3/11/09 11:19 PM, Fleshlight wrote: example:

*waits for the penis important things episode*


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:35:21 Reply

At 3/11/09 11:26 PM, Ironosaur wrote: This sure is an important thing.

dude.
that shits trippy.


the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-11 23:57:53 Reply

At 3/11/09 11:56 PM, MadCow wrote: ffff:-)

What the fuck did you do to the poor man?


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:00:34 Reply

Are you trying to advertise?


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:02:37 Reply

At 3/12/09 12:00 AM, AngelSierra wrote: Are you trying to advertise?

hell yeah man, 50 bucks a threa...I mean...no, I'm not advertising ;) ;)


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:05:57 Reply

Lol.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:07:35 Reply

At 3/12/09 12:05 AM, KalebKore wrote: Lol.

Uncle Phil's not going to be happy about this.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:08:51 Reply

At 3/12/09 12:07 AM, homor wrote:
At 3/12/09 12:05 AM, KalebKore wrote: Lol.
Uncle Phil's not going to be happy about this.

Actually, I don't mind.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:19:33 Reply

I wonder if he comes up with this shit by himself or if he has writers

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:19:32 Reply

At 3/12/09 12:01 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 3/11/09 11:59 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/11/09 11:56 PM, MadCow wrote: ffff:-)
what are you trying to say?
You're much too ignorant to understand.

Basically, MadCow doesn't like him because his show isn't on Adult Swim post 11 o'clock, when his parents are asleep, so he can't get high and watch it.

At 3/12/09 12:08 AM, Uncle-Phil wrote:
At 3/12/09 12:07 AM, homor wrote:
At 3/12/09 12:05 AM, KalebKore wrote: Lol.
Uncle Phil's not going to be happy about this.
Actually, I don't mind.

Oh wow, perfect timing.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:30:20 Reply

At 3/12/09 12:19 AM, THEJamoke wrote:
At 3/12/09 12:01 AM, MadCow wrote:
At 3/11/09 11:59 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/11/09 11:56 PM, MadCow wrote: ffff:-)
what are you trying to say?
You're much too ignorant to understand.
Basically, MadCow doesn't like him because his show isn't on Adult Swim post 11 o'clock, when his parents are asleep, so he can't get high and watch it.

See? This is why I only slip a fraction of my avant garde material into this cesspool! Your plebian brain cannot comprehend the subliminal message of it. Demetri's program is fine, but my art is a commentary on the youth of today's society. How dare you question my methods.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:34:05 Reply

you can call anything art, but you have to justify what you mean by it. Right now it just looks like a bunch of filter rape


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:40:46 Reply

At 3/11/09 11:56 PM, MadCow wrote: ffff:-)

UBER-TRIPPY.


the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:46:48 Reply

Needs Bedn...

Photoshop Demetri Martin!

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 00:58:53 Reply

Needs more importance.

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 01:01:54 Reply

At 3/12/09 12:19 AM, Fleshlight wrote: I wonder if he comes up with this shit by himself or if he has writers

That's gunna happen at some point, too.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 01:04:14 Reply

a whaaa

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:14:31 Reply

At 3/12/09 01:04 AM, maximuspower wrote: a whaaa

are you madcow's butt buddy?

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:15:02 Reply

he sucks.... not worth my time


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:28:27 Reply

He ripped a hole in the space-time continum!

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:45:37 Reply

At 3/12/09 06:15 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he sucks.... not worth my time

I hate most stand up comics, but demetri isn't one of them because he's "unique"

He ripped a hole in the space-time continum!

I'm not convinced >:(

no one commented on getting my 1337th post :(

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:49:36 Reply

At 3/12/09 06:15 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he sucks.... not worth my time

Then why post?


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:50:38 Reply

At 3/12/09 06:15 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he sucks.... not worth my time

Name a stand up comedian who is better, or anyone who has gotten this slot on comedy central who was better ( Carlos Mencia, David Alan Grier, etc) I know you didn't say you liked them more, but in no way can someone say Demetri straight up sucks.

At 3/12/09 12:19 AM, Fleshlight wrote: I wonder if he comes up with this shit by himself or if he has writers

I'm sure he has writers for his show now, but he did Stand-Up and released a CD on his own. Can't blame someone for having writers when they have their own television show, that would be hard.

Anther point on Demetri, he was the cure for Dane Cook that I had to give my friends. I almost lost them, I am eternally grateful to Demetri for that.

I also have no photoshop to add to this, sorry, I'd rather not ruin the art of the 'Large Pad' with something unfunny, out of respects for Demetri., of course.


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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:51:40 Reply

At 3/12/09 06:45 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/12/09 06:15 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he sucks.... not worth my time
I hate most stand up comics, but demetri isn't one of them because he's "unique"

i like demetri martin but doesn't his delivery seem oddly similar to mr. hedberg's?

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Response to Photoshop Demetri Martin! 2009-03-12 18:55:07 Reply

At 3/12/09 06:51 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:
At 3/12/09 06:45 PM, Fleshlight wrote:
At 3/12/09 06:15 PM, MissingNYC wrote: he sucks.... not worth my time
I hate most stand up comics, but demetri isn't one of them because he's "unique"
i like demetri martin but doesn't his delivery seem oddly similar to mr. hedberg's?

Yeah, very similar. But, he is more of a prop comedian than a one-liner. I do love Mitch Hedburg though.

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