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Only a select few suck.
And I barely consider them friends.

However all the rest are awesome, and help keep me from dying of boredom in an otherwise boring school day.

Most of my friends are self-involved assholes. The others are fine though.

I was gonna go into detail... But they're occasionally on here SOOOOOO......

You'll just have to slit their throats. It's the only way.

I have no friends.

I have friends in many different groups; popular, nerds, video game nerds, lowlifes, etc. Only a select few can I keep a secret with.

At 3/12/09 05:47 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: You'll just have to slit their throats. It's the only way.

There is an easier and faster way. Slit your wrist.

At 3/12/09 03:45 PM, Gameg00n wrote: I'm not gay. I have a crush on a girl in our school, and I'm a boy, FYI. Just it that you have a very good best friend doesn't have to mean that you're gay.

Wow, you've proved me completely wrong. That ONE SINGLE crush you have is more than enough to prove to me you're not a cock jockey. And FYI stop saying "FYI", it only exacerbates your already ambiguous heterosexuality.

k Phillay, I'll try to stop using "FYI".

I wish I can say something about friends, but I have a quote that sounds cooler

It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.

George Washington :)

At 3/11/09 09:27 PM, B4gle wrote: they are mostly immature and only care about videogames.

I would get new friends, but I can't, because I'm not popular enough.

What are your friends like, people of NG?

exactly like that

All he ever fucking does on the bus is go "OMG U WANNA SUCK UR DADS PENIS" or anything that starts with "OMG U WANNA _____________", even if it has nothing to do with what I say.
It's SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

Their normal people. I live in a blue world. Yes, I am high.

I have 3 good friends. The rest are shit.

At 3/11/09 09:27 PM, B4gle wrote: One of my friends is OBSESSED with weed and only invites me over if I have some I will share with him. The rest of my friends are completly agaisnt it and make fun of me for doing it for some reason, and every time I'm high and talk funny and act like I'm a complete retard when I'm around them trying to act normal. Such as : "OMG isnt that TV SOOO COLORFUL LOLLLOLOLOL SCOTT LOOK AT IT LOLOL"
I would get new friends, but I can't, because I'm not popular enough.

suks to be u... why did u smoked weed anyway?? lol
leave them....
then try making a new life and new friends...

My freinds are friends when they need me .-.

I have lots of friends from which only 6 I can call "good friends" including my girlfriend...

People here, or in my age or whatever, seem to have a fucked up mind, their way of thinking is full of shit and they are immature as fuck... I can find billion times smarter friends in the internet... At least if I tell somebody in the internet a secret, he won't be able to tell anyone that knows me...
I feel like I am surrounded by fucking morrons, some fuckers even try to piss me off, giving 'em a punch or two ussualy makes them stop, or in the worst sittuation, 3 punches in the face...
Yes, I got in a fight for a kid which was a grade higher the last day of our exams, he was annoying me for a year, hadn't touched me since then, he even says "hi" when he sees me...

TL;DR : Greece is a place full of annoying kids, you can rarely see an exception.

At 3/11/09 09:52 PM, nymphoid wrote: i don't have any friends.

same.

Friends? I have no friends, I've eaten'em all.
But I have partners...

I love my friends to death... I grew up with them... but it's a lot of the same for me as well.

I listen to and help my friends out all the time, but it seems as if they never return the favor. Everything is always about them or some sort of way for them to work in a lame gay joke.

It really sucks and wears you down pretty hard... it's fine when everything in life is good, but when you have a problem and realize you don't have anyone to turn to it really sucks.

What really blows, is that it's hard to call them out on it. I mean, how do you tell their friends to stop being selfish when you have to tell them to think about you? I mean... listen to how stupid and hypocriticial this sentance sounds:

"When are you going to think about me?!"

It sounds like something a woman would say... and would probably just bring on further insults and lame jokes.

I've just learned to take all my problems and bottle up deep inside until I find the time to drink or smoke them away. It's probably seriously unhealthy (which would account for my massive bouts of anxiety and occassional benders) but whatever... they're still my friends and regardless of how stupid or selfish they may be, I still love 'em and wouldn't trade any of them for anything in the world.

Such is life... nobody said it would be easy or fair.

I got like 3 good friends, the rest are fucking idiots.

At 3/11/09 09:42 PM, Kanped wrote: My friends are numerous and awesome. You, however, sound like a dick in my opunion.

So says the guy who spells opinion wrong.

At 3/12/09 05:45 PM, PaulDaPigeon wrote: You're probably emo/gay. I pity you,

I'm not "Emo" and I'm not gay. If your just gonna call me stupid shit then don't post in the thread.

Those don't really sound like friends dude. Sounds to me like you'd be better off without them.

At 3/11/09 10:44 PM, Inquizitor wrote: I have four types of friends.

Acquaintances - People who I only see a few times a month.

"Good" Friends - People who I see a couple of times a week.

"Close" Friends - These are friends that I see a few times a week.
"Very Close" Friends. These are people who I see several times a week.

I have like 35% of the first group, 65% of the second and 5 percent of the 3rd. and 5 percent of the 4th

I have like 35% of the first group, 65% of the second and 5 percent of the 3rd. and 5 percent of the 4th

fuck- I never was good at maths.

My friends are wierd, though they dont suck, my friend Steve is gay, my friend Tony is a total perv and smokes weed, my friend Rob is a total tool and is an alcoholic, though my other friends are pretty normal

I have three main friends,

Tim, the bank...he buys us lunch everyday,

Kyle, he never shuts up about his feeling

And Justin, he's pretty much ME, we like the same everything.

I hate Tim...

Whenever I am an asshole against my friends, they act nice towards me (despite me being an asshole).

Whenever I am nice against them, they are assholes against me.

It's a confusing cycle.