Favorite Disses on Xbox Live..

[CreepInYou]

I play a lot of CoD4/CoD5, and over the past few years I've learned to verbally destroy my opponents when the opportunity rises. Out of boredom, I'm curious to know some of your favorite come backs. I'll start:

How much dick did your dad have to suck to get the job he has to support your stupid ass?

Eh? lol

[Xarnor]

Pathetic.

[WilliWowza]

You sound exactly like one of the people that ruin Xbox live. Those whiney voiced dweebs that constantly shout 'faggot' or 'n*gger' thinking they're really badass. Why can't you just play the game and be civilised?

[Burnzoid]

Tea and crumpets your faggot Brit?

[Judzfell]

pathetic

[Inquizitor]

"Your mom's latency goes into the single digits after I finger her."

[Shmossy]

I don't diss people over XBL.
I hate being dissed, so I don't do it to other people.

[Cradsbury]

" You're so fat, you have more rolls than a bakery."

[simon]

At 3/11/09 10:55 AM, Burnzoid wrote: Tea and crumpets your faggot Brit?

I used to get that all the time on Halo 3, pathetic.

[Evark]

What Willi said.

I usually don't respond to XBL trolls, except with a well-placed cutting remark (which gets them to turn their endless stream of profanity toward me) and then I just laugh at them for the rest of the game.

Worse is when those douchebags are on MY team.

I admit I can probably get annoying. It used to be that I never uttered a word when I died, but after several years of dorm room gaming with friends surrounding me, I've grown into the habit of verbalizing frustration at a loss. I'm trying to cut back.

[1Tyla1]

At 3/11/09 10:54 AM, WilliWowza wrote: You sound exactly like one of the people that ruin Xbox live. Those whiney voiced dweebs that constantly shout 'faggot' or 'n*gger' thinking they're really badass. Why can't you just play the game and be civilised?

I E-Thugged one of them by copying their voice and I made him quit. I'm so badass.

[Stretchysumo]

Whiny 8 year old: "I fucked you mom!"
Me:"I know, she said you have a tiny dick."
W8YO: "Well... at least mines bigger than yours!"
Me: "Turn on your vision cam and prove it."
W8YO: "I don't have one..."
Me: "So you're poor and your family lives off food stamps. I should have known."
*8 year old leaves*

[455H0L3]

Well if they sound like kids, I..

NO, NOT THAT

[Minion777]

You're one of the folks I get my kicks from listening to in between rounds.

[flashplayer5]

I don't comeback, I make them realize how stupid they sound by saying things like "You're not badass because you shout racial slurs down a microphone, you're just annoying." and "Why did you just say that? It's not funny, it's just stupid." in a very serious tone.

They usually shut up after I do that.

[k14pc]

I usually don't talk trash to people on Live, it seems stupid. But my default comeback is "ya mum!!!" in a British accent.

[Fim]

I find the best tactic is to laugh in an absurd manner very loudly whenever they try to speak ;D

[Robo-init]

DIE!!!! YOU FUCKING DIRTY JAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is one of my favs : )

[TehSlapHappy]

I'm more of the dude that shouts gay shit when all are quiet. I'm the one that just says stupid shit to amuse the other players, somewhat.

ranked games aren't that serious.

[AdDeOWN]

pathetic

[Idocreating]

Only really warranted against people starting smack talk in a match. I love a good online battle against good sports that a narrow victory or loss.

Smack talkers and underage kids feel my verbal fury. Yes, i flame the daylights out of anything that sounds sound over 16 on a shooter. It's my job, there underage.

[Spinal-Skylancer]

I don't really get disses that involve things such as "your mum" etc etc. I usually get dissed for playing the game.

For example, I love Gears of War because I can run around and chainsaw everyone, however this is considered to be "noobsawing." So that makes me a Noobsawer.

[Dry-Ice]

At 3/11/09 10:48 AM, CreepInYou wrote: I've learned to verbally destroy my opponents when the opportunity rises.

The fact that you came to Newgrounds to boast about how you totally told someone off OVER THE INTERNET shows how much of a 'tard you are.

When XBL Trolls rear their heads, It's usually best to let them blabber on for a while, then just ask them politely to stop talking.

[agustana]

At 3/11/09 10:54 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Why can't you just play the game and be civilised?

hey you gay.

Wait, why can't I just post on here and be civilized.