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At 3/11/09 11:41 AM, TVs-Tom-Selleck wrote:

-Patience is a virtue -- when it comes to the perfect stache-
--Tom Selleck

OMFG IT'S TVs-Tom-Selleck I'M SUCH A RIDICULOUSLY HUGHE FAN OF YOURS, MAN!!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! MAAAAAAn!!!!

At 3/11/09 12:13 PM, Rucklo wrote: OMFG IT'S TVs-Tom-Selleck I'M SUCH A RIDICULOUSLY HUGHE FAN OF YOURS, MAN!!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! MAAAAAAn!!!!

My good fan Rucklo, your loyal support for me and my craft through all these years has earned you a promotion in my fan club and I willl be sending my monthly stache trimmings to you in the mail sealed air tight so my exotic and essential oils will still fumigate your nostrils should you ever decide to open it.

To all my fans - keep sending in that stache poetry!

At 3/11/09 12:26 PM, TVs-Tom-Selleck wrote: I willl be sending my monthly stache trimmings to you in the mail sealed air tight so my exotic and essential oils will still fumigate your nostrils should you ever decide to open it.

I have been asking for your stache trimmings for years! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE >:C

Cumming soon, to a theater near you. Lin's Dick 2: The Reckoning.

I Don't get it.

At 3/12/09 06:41 AM, maximuspower wrote: I Don't get it.

Then get the fuck out :3

At 3/12/09 06:05 AM, Onic wrote: Cumming soon, to a theater near you. Lin's Dick 2: The Reckoning.

Part 2 has been scripted. Lets just say Michael Bay will have NOTHING on these explosions. And by explosions I mean dicks. Dicksplosions. With dicks.

At 3/12/09 09:08 AM, altr wrote: And by explosions I mean dicks. Dicksplosions. With dicks.

Any chance there will be a rope bridge scene?

and by rope I mean dick

At 3/12/09 09:44 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: Any chance you'll quit post whoring?

Any chance to SCOFF you in the SCOFF is enough to make me fully SCOFFRECTED!

I most definetely need to buy myself a tophat.

guys, guys, guys, show some goddamn respect!

TVs-Tom-Selleck posted in this very thread, which mean you all better behave, or else he might stache you people with a newly trimmed stach, and not in the "Hi, I'm TVs-Tom-Selleck and I'm here to seduce you and make sweet stache-love to you", no rather in the hard, unforgiving and painful way! I've seen it happen before, and that's just the rough side of The Law in action. It's not a pretty sight.

Also, back the fuck off everyone, stop cutting the goddamn line. It's my time to clean TVs-Tom-Selleck's ass-stache. I've been WAITING IN LINE FOR TEN FUCKING WEEKS >:(

At 3/12/09 09:44 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote:

Any chance you'll quit post whoring?

Not a chance <3

Lin's Dick is a captivating movie that provides the perfect combination of action and erotica. This brutal, yet poetic tale of a woman finding her true crotch-calling is a story we can all relate to and learn from.

The pure quality is not unlike that of a rich scottish whisky (without an e) left to ripen over several decades. The smell is mouth-watering in an eye-rapey sort of sense and the taste will leave you weak at the knees and with hearburn in the morning.

The protagonist's presence is loud and prominent, taking full advantage of screen time, and quite rightly so; an award-winning performance.

The writing has clearly been thoroughly developed and has thankfully left it open for a sequal which should hopefully be cumming in our faces in the near future. Bring it on I say.

Recommended for families of all ages to accompany their incestuous sex romps in Austrian basements around the world.

5 tits out of 5