The offical Lin's dick thread

[altr]

Many years ago...

Nah who am I kidding, lets talk about Lin's dick Penis, on a Lin. .

I've seen it, in real life. It wears a bra and is a dashing fellow who is followed by dolphins made of rose petals, throwing dicks made of dolphins.

Lets us now hump praise upon this golden and lubed up beast.

[CaptainBob]

I was also charmed by this dashing fellow, and was seduced by it, only to wake up missing a kidney.

COME BACK TO ME LIN'S DICK

[Xarnor]

So I was at this thing the other day, right? Well, it turned out that the chip dip wasn't really chip dip at all, it was just ranch dressing!

[Rucklo]

I pay my respects to this by getting down on my knees and sucking.

[RKthrilla]

At 3/11/09 10:48 AM, Rucklo wrote: I pay my respects to this by getting down on my knees and sucking.

As usual.....

[PsychoGoldfish]

SCOFFFFFFFFFF

[RKthrilla]

At 3/11/09 10:49 AM, PsychoGoldfish wrote: SCOFFFFFFFFFF

I'm glad we agree on this matter...

[Dry-Ice]

FFS IF A REGULAR USER MADE THIS THEY WOULD BE BANNED.

Pretty cool video though.

[Rucklo]

At 3/11/09 10:49 AM, RKThrilla wrote:

At 3/11/09 10:48 AM, Rucklo wrote: I pay my respects to this by getting down on my knees and sucking.

As usual.....

fuck off, i'm doing it in a special way this time >:(
more and faster tounge...

[RKthrilla]

At 3/11/09 10:52 AM, Rucklo wrote:

fuck off, i'm doing it in a special way this time >:(
more and faster tounge...

Oh, Okay..

Thats hawt

[mamatequila]

We all start out in the womb as female. We are all born with three-pronged pelvic sockets. After we escape the womb we are placed on the phallic path. If a penis chooses to graft itself onto the newborn child's pelvic socket, we are then deemed male.

and that's why men have nipples.

[Burnzoid]

what is this i don't even

[Prinzy2]

At 3/11/09 10:57 AM, mamatequila wrote: and that's why men have nipples.

I wished they produced something cool, like beer...

[Rucklo]

At 3/11/09 10:57 AM, mamatequila wrote: We all start out in the womb as female. We are all born with three-pronged pelvic sockets. After we escape the womb we are placed on the phallic path. If a penis chooses to graft itself onto the newborn child's pelvic socket, we are then deemed male.

yeah, but it's pretty cool to learn that a penis can choose to attach itself even way after the birth of. i had no idea that was even possible.

[RKthrilla]

At 3/11/09 11:00 AM, Rucklo wrote:

yeah, but it's pretty cool to learn that a penis can choose to attach itself even way after the birth of. i had no idea that was even possible.

And also ShamWow, AMIRITE?

[Prinzy2]

At 3/11/09 11:01 AM, RKThrilla wrote: And also ShamWow, AMIRITE?

How much ejaculate could that thing hold?

[altr]

At 3/11/09 10:59 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 3/11/09 10:57 AM, mamatequila wrote: and that's why men have nipples.

I wished they produced something cool, like beer...

Mine cut glass, GLASS MADE OF BEER, IN GLASSES!

And they also gave Lin's dick that awesome circumcision.

[CaptainBob]

At 3/11/09 11:00 AM, Rucklo wrote:

Leave it to the Swede to make the thread FABULOUS

[Medicore]

well this thread is soupr gay.

[CaptainBob]

At 3/11/09 11:03 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 3/11/09 11:01 AM, RKThrilla wrote: And also ShamWow, AMIRITE?

How much ejaculate could that thing hold?

You just blew my mind. I will now buy cases of ShamWows and resell them as THE ULTIMATE JIZZ RAG. I'll make MILLIONS...of pesos

[altr]

To end the myth of shamwow vs Lin's dick:

Wet penis will retain wet and penis, while it's a wet penis that is a penis.

[CaptainBob]

At 3/11/09 11:16 AM, altr wrote: To end the myth of shamwow vs Lin's dick:

Wet penis will retain wet and penis, while it's a wet penis that is a penis.

So what if the wet penis become so wet that it's not wet anymore? Space-time riff? Or Ryan Seacrest?

[MPA]

i work hard to bring you what i feel is quality flash entertainment in this highly-competitive and booming industry and i'd like to thank everyone for their support, it's what keeps me doing what i feel i was put on this planet for. *holds back tear* here's to a great year for flash animation!

[CaptainBob]

At 3/11/09 11:18 AM, GoldenChiefLion wrote: I found a 01er!

SCOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFF

[RKthrilla]

At 3/11/09 11:18 AM, CaptainBob wrote:

At 3/11/09 11:16 AM, altr wrote: To end the myth of shamwow vs Lin's dick:

Wet penis will retain wet and penis, while it's a wet penis that is a penis.

So what if the wet penis become so wet that it's not wet anymore? Space-time riff? Or Ryan Seacrest?

Both... BOTH will happen.

[linkinparkpie43]

And also ShamWow, AMIRITE?

but what happens when you drop it into the ocean???

[TVs-Tom-Selleck]

Hey fans! TV's Tom Selleck on break from shooting my new movie, "SCOFFFFFFF 3: Scorned for the Last Time" and I'd just got done watching this amazing flash animation entitled, "LIN'S DICK" made by some of the highest ranking members of my fan club! The chills I get from watching the enthralling feature make me want to rub various exotic and essestial oils into my moustache as I have classic idyllic poetry read to me by the reknowned Frank Bidard. That must wait for another time it's time for me to shoot my next scene with fellow supestar actors Patrick Swayze and Pamela Anderson, love those two! So long fans!

-Patience is a virtue -- when it comes to the perfect stache-
--Tom Selleck

[RKthrilla]

At 3/11/09 11:41 AM, TVs-Tom-Selleck wrote: Hey fans! TV's Tom Selleck on break from shooting my new movie, "SCOFFFFFFF 3:

I believe it.

[CaptainBob]

At 3/11/09 11:36 AM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:

And also ShamWow, AMIRITE?

but what happens when you drop it into the ocean???

Mass extinction. Duh.

[RKthrilla]

At 3/11/09 11:50 AM, CaptainBob wrote:

At 3/11/09 11:36 AM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:

And also ShamWow, AMIRITE?

but what happens when you drop it into the ocean???

Mass extinction. Duh.

DUH...