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I sleep with my power of emotion. I am a very manipulative person. For instance, I once got a girl to give me head before we even kissed. It's awesome to be so manipulative.

Leaves you a little guilty tho.

I have a chaingun next to my table. And a lightsaber. Yeah.

I keep a machete under my bed. on he table behind I have a lethal pellet gun, a axe in my closet and a crossbow hung from my curtain bar. Seriously

I have a chain and a bolt on my door, if they kick the door in to break the bolt it'll still be shut due to the chain and ill have enough time to wake up and pull out my pole/knife thing.

A "Rambo - First Blood" Ltd. Signature Edition Bowie in close reach to my right hand, a Smith&Wesson H.R.T lying near the PC somewhere, and a crowbar and an aluminium baseball bat in betwen the foot of the bed and the PC desk. I probably won't find use them regularly anytime soon, but better to have and don't need them, rather than to need and not have them.

That's the H.R.T, pretty sweet thing right there.

I sleep with a machete by my bedside.

I have a few razorblades under my pillow...

At 3/11/09 06:02 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 3/11/09 05:47 PM, sirtom93 wrote: My poster of Varg Vikenes :3

no wai, you too have that??? by satan, we must hook up and free him, nao!

You know, Varg is allready out :D

Erm I keep the Rock Band drum stand poles by my bookcase. Pretty hefty.

I have things in my room that I could use as weapons but other than that no. I wouldn't sleep with a knife under my pillow or anything. I guess I'm just not that paranoid about something happening.

I don't keep anything on my bed. I wish I had something.

your not crazy man in fact when the robot ninja monkeys put their world domination plan into action youll be rdy but i would keep sumting more like a 12 gauge near by alot more effective then a knife

i sleep with my macbook :(

At 3/11/09 06:15 AM, NewBrian wrote: Id propably shot myself in the head by accident so ...no.

seconded.
I magine your mother comes in and sees you masturbating and you shoot her by accident..

At 3/11/09 02:27 PM, Lucy wrote: I am a weapon.

I keep Lucy in my bed. Apparently she's also a weapon.

I keep a Swiss Army Knife and a hunting knife in a drawer next to my bed.

to me you sound paranoid... but i know that sorta stuff is a bit more common in america..

i have a lavalamp next to my bed, which is glass... so i could smash that on anybody...

also having a knife under your bed is probably more likely to severly injure or kill you than the chance of someone coming in to rape or rob you...

I sleep with a atom bomb under my pillow.

I once tried to have a weapon under my pillow once, but i failed epicly. Basically what happened was I woke up with the knife kind of in my finger. So now i just stick to guns since they're much safer.

At 3/10/09 11:52 PM, TheCrook wrote: Que 10 pages of "My penis".

And it's so funny how you're the only one who mentioned penis.

I have a divers knife strapped to the other side of my backboard and bedside I have a functional 1944 Russian M44 carbine with 5 rounds in it, bolt disengaged.

When I turn 21 this July I'll be in the market for a handgun, perhaps something small like a p232.

You may fall out of your seat with excitement to judge me, but my neighborhood has far too much activity to not have some means of protecting yourself. I'm not talking about vigilante justice, but an absolute last line of defense when your life is immediately threatened.

My fists.

I have a Nuke under my bed, his name is chuck norris

If someone breaks into my room, I'm jumping out the damn window. I suck at fighting, and I bet the guy breaking into my house would have a gun.

I keep a gun in my pocket.

Everywhere I go, though I don't go very many places since I got kicked out of school and got thrown in jail, I miss columbine ):

At 3/10/09 11:49 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: I'm just curious if anyone other than me here sleeps with some sort of defencive weapon nearby.

I don't.

You're weird.

i have a cat

not under ma pillow tho

I keep a can of AXE body spray and a lighter also a beer bottle

I have a baseball bat in the corner of my room.

A penknife under the pillow.

You need to take into account that if a guy successfully breaks into your house, if you don't conceal your weapon, he might off you just for a laugh.